Disclaimer: based on the series by James Rolfe.


Bullshit-Man's Dump

You Know What's Bullshit!?

Darkness! Why is it bullshit? Why are you even fucking asking that question!?

You can never see anything in darkness! Sure, you can turn the light on, or light a candle back in the days. But guess what! You need to see where the fucking switch is! Or even need to fucking see where there are candles or matches! Doesn't that completely beat the purpose of having lights?

But that's not all! There's the time of day. It's light when you're awake, but dark when you go to sleep. That's fine. But then there are times when night falls a lot sooner than before! So guess what, you can't even leave the house without a fucking flashlight.

And to make things worse, when it's dark on this fucking side of the globe, it's light on the other side! So you can't fucking call someone who's on the other side, because they're asleep while you're awake!

If these Heartless I've been hearing so much about lately indeed feed on darkness, I sure hope they can make the darkness go away. Because as I just proved, darkness is bullshit!

THE END