Theme: Criminal

Setting: After Part V of Contraposition

Pairings: None

Warnings: None

Notes: Refers heavily to Contraposition. You will need to read at least til Part V first.

Words: 257

16. Criminal

The Criminal's Book of Conduct

1. Do not have a moral standard.

2. Do not single out one of your foes.

2a. Do not give them pet names.

2b. Do not attempt to hit on them.

2c. Do not save them from certain death.

2d. Do not kiss them in an attempt to sedate them.

2e. Do not treat them with decency, respect, or kindness.

3. Do not allow people to refer to your foes as your harem.

4. Mistreat your hostages.

5. Threaten your hostages.

5a. Actually carry out the threats should the ransom not be delivered.

5b. Send a ransom note.

6. Do not give your hostages medical care, comfortable living areas, or other amenities.

7. Do not rescue your hostages if they run into trouble when you dump them in the middle of nowhere.

8. Do not feel guilty. Ever.

9. Adopt this mindset: I am invincible.

10. Make lots of mistakes.

11. Do not work for the greater good. The only greater good is you.

12. Have spies. Preferably blackmailed spies.

13. be as unlikable as possible. Be verbose. Be grandiose. Whatever it takes.

14. Get a calling card. Use it.

15. Have a pattern in your crimes. Be consistent.

16. Make up a cool name. Use the cool name.

17. Keep your face and identity a secret.

18. Kill people. Lots of people. The higher the body count, the better.

19. Have an obvious motive for all your actions.

20. Make sure to eventually be caught and trialed for your crimes.

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Was bored. Not to be taken too seriously.

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