Note: Hey guys, do you remember I first published this story on the day of Hurricane Sandy? Well, we're halfway finished with this story and my goal is to complete it by the end of October. Okay, enough of that. We're now up to chapter 29! Whoa! I have gone so far and it's not even finished yet! This chapter will be about when the Simpsons have a water fight with their neighbors, the Flanders and of course, Milhouse, Luann and Kirk. Well, here we go!
Chapter 29
Simpsons vs. Flanders!
The next day, I peeked through the window and I saw Cookie Kwan, who is a real-estate industry who sells houses, pounding a 'for sale' sign into the front lawn.
"Why does it have to be Cookie?" I asked.
"She's supposed to be a very good agent, sweetie." answered Marge, as she came over to me. "Although, she may be very aggressive."
"Alright. So, how does it look?" I heard a man ask Cookie.
"It's perfect. Yeah, it's great." I heard Cookie say.
"That's great." I heard the man say, as he finished setting up the 'for sale' sign. "Ta-da!"
Later, I was in the backyard, sitting in the tree house, listless and numb, as I watched Bart, Milhouse, Grandpa, Marge and Luann putting some last-second home improvement such as planting new colorful flowers around the fence.
"Hey, Lisa! Aren't you gonna help us? We only have a few hours left to do this before the open house." called Luann.
"I don't want to help sell the house." I protested, as I climbed down the tree house and sat on the ground. "I wanted to save it."
Ned was planting and watering some flowers in his backyard, singing a happy religious song, when Kirk came by.
"Hey, uh, Ned, are you almost done with the flowers? Isn't it my turn to do it?" asked Kirk curiously.
Ned chuckled and said, "Well, I just have one more flower to plant and you'll be idly-doodily ready to go."
Then, Ned placed the last flower into the dirt and said, "Alrighty, Kirk, my friend, it's all yours."
"Thanks, Ned. I've been waiting a long time for this." said Kirk.
I was sitting on the ground, looking really sad when suddenly, Bart came by.
"Oh, come on, Lis, I know you don't want to leave Springfield, but we have to because Homer has a new job in Shelbyville." said Bart, as he put his arm on my shoulder. "At least we won't have to see stupid Flanders again."
"Get out of here, Bart." I said glumly, as I nudged him away. "Even if Dad got his new job, I am not leaving this house. I don't even want to leave Snowball."
"Hmm, I think I know something that'll cheer you up." said Bart mischievously.
Then, he picked up the garden hose from the ground and put it on the fence.
"Bart, bring over the hose and help out, okay?" called Marge seriously. "I know life stinks, but we still have to make the yard look good."
But Bart ignored Marge and he looked carefully at Ned.
"You know, Ned, Luann and I had fights a lot and now I'm living alone with Milhouse. In the long run, I saved myself a massive heartache and just replaced it with a small one." said Kirk, as he put a flower into the dirt.
"I'm sorry, Kirk." said Ned sadly.
"Don't be. The last time we saw each other was when Lisa was trying to get some money by doing a car wash." Kirk said.
"Well, isn't that nice?" chuckled Ned.
"Yeah, real nice Flanders." said Bart mischievously, as he aimed the garden hose directly at Ned. "But get ready to eat my shorts."
"Bart, what do you think you're doing?" cried Milhouse, as he came over to him.
"Be quiet, Milhouse. You need to see this." whispered Bart.
Then, he pulled the trigger on full blast, sending a rush of water over the fence…
"So that's why Luann and I don't…" said Kirk.
…but his words were cut off as a jet of water doused Kirk!
"Oh!" he cried.
"Oh, crap!" cried Bart softly. "Wrong person!"
Then, he quickly took the garden hose off the fence and he crouched down.
"Oh my God, are you okay?!" exclaimed Ned.
"I'm fine, but some wacko just soaked me!" cried Kirk, as he tried to dry himself up.
Then, he looked back toward the fence, hurt and annoyed, as he laughed sarcastically.
"Oh, I see! Very funny. Who did that? Luann? That's just adorable. Classy, Luann. Very classy." said Kirk sarcastically. "Now I gotta go inside and change all of my clothes. Especially my underwear!"
"Underwear." Bart giggled.
Then, he and Milhouse started laughing.
"That wasn't very nice, Bart." I said madly. "Why would you do such a horrible thing like that?!"
"It's a joke, Lisa!" laughed Bart, as he wiped a tear away from his eye.
"Yeah, you gotta get a hold of yourself!" laughed Milhouse.
"Hey, Ned, hand me a bucket, would ya?" we heard Kirk ask.
Bart and Milhouse stopped laughing and they peeked over the fence and they saw Kirk carrying a bucket full of water.
"Luann." he said.
Luann picked up a flat of flowers, looked at Kirk as he threw the bucket of water right on her as we ducked!
"Ah!" she cried.
Bart, Milhouse and I couldn't help it, but laugh.
"Now that is funny!" I laughed.
"You got that right, Lis!" Milhouse laughed.
"That's for the roses, sweetheart." said Kirk, cackling. "They need water."
"Oh!" yelled Luann angrily, as she dropped the flat of flowers. "There it is: Exhibit 'A'! The class clown hasn't changed at all!"
"Oh, really? Ok. That's how it is, huh?" said Kirk.
"Rod! Todd! Edna!" called Ned.
"Guys, I need backup!" Luann yelled.
We quickly ran into the storm cellar.
"Find a garden hose!" ordered Marge.
We found a bucket, water guns, garden hoses and bandanas.
Bart put on his red bandana and gave a purple bandana to Milhouse.
"Here, Milhouse, you're gonna need this." said Bart, as he handed Milhouse the purple bandana.
"Thanks, Bart." said Milhouse, as he put the purple bandana on.
Grandpa put his green bandana on and said bravely, "Ready!"
"Go, go, go!" yelled Bart.
We quickly loaded up our buckets and water guns with water and we ran to the fence and saw Kirk, Ned, Mrs. Krabappel, Rod and Todd, all ready to fight with us. They were holding buckets of water, water guns and garden hoses.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
"Simpsons versus Flanders!" yelled Marge.
"Let's get them!" yelled Milhouse.
We all started squirting water at each other.
"Get on my shoulders, Lisa!" said Grandpa.
"Okay, Grandpa!" I said, as I got on Grandpa's shoulder.
"Go, Mom, go!" cheered Milhouse, as he squirted the water gun at Ned and Todd.
"Yeah, give them hell, Luann!" cheered Bart.
"Thanks, guys!" she said. Then, she fired the garden hose at Kirk and yelled, "I hope you get frostbite the next time you go to Alaska!"
"Oh, really?" said Kirk, as he threw the bucket of water at Luann.
"I'm gonna kick your ass, Flanders!" laughed Bart, as he threw the bucket of water at Ned and Todd.
"We'll see-iddly-diddly about that, Bart!" laughed Ned, as he threw the bucket of water at Bart.
"Eat my shorts!" Bart laughed.
"Yeah, you heard him!" laughed Milhouse, as squirted the water gun at Mrs. Krabappel and Rod.
We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back to Earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground
(Leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown!
"Be strong. Be strong, Todd." said Ned, as he helped Todd squirt the water gun at us. "Be strong!"
The final countdown!
We were all screaming and laughing.
"Come on, guys! We can do better than that!" I laughed, as I squirted the water gun at Kirk.
Ohh! We're heading for Venus
And still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all, yea…
Suddenly, Kirk took the garden hose from Luann and sprayed the water right at her.
With so many light years to go
And things to be found
(To be found)
"Oh, yeah! Now what?! Now what?!" laughed Kirk.
I'm sure that we all miss her so!
It's the final countdown!
"Go get them, Rod!" laughed Mrs. Krabappel.
"I got it, Mother!" laughed Rod, as he sprayed the garden hose at Bart.
The final countdown!
"You'll never win, suckers!" cackled Bart, as he squirted the water gun at Mrs. Krabappel and Rod.
"Oh, yeah?" said Rod happily.
The final countdown!
(Final countdown!)
Ohh, oh, oh!
"Hey, guys! I got an idea! Follow me!" Bart cried.
We stopped what we were doing and we ran away from Ned, Todd, Mrs. Krabappel, Rod and Kirk, following Bart.
"Hey, wait, wait, wait." Ned said, as he stopped Todd from using his water gun.
We kept on running away from them and didn't look back.
"I think we won." said Ned happily. "I think we won!"
"Hooray! We did it!" cheered Todd happily.
"Give me some!" said Kirk happily, as he high-fived Todd.
Without noticing, we quietly tip-toed into Ned's backyard.
"Nice job, you guys." Kirk said proudly. "You were animals!"
Not this time, Flanders. I thought mischievously, as I opened the sprinkler control box. I popped it open and I turned the dial on to maximum.
The sprinklers started going out of control as it drenched Ned, Todd, Mrs. Krabappel, Rod and Kirk!
"Oh-no!" they cried.
"Look who's crying now!" laughed Luann.
Meanwhile, Homer and Maggie stepped outside of the house, figuring out what was going on with all the shouting.
"What's all the shouting about?" asked Cookie, as she came over to him.
"Landscaping." he replied.
Then, he saw Ned, Todd, Mrs. Krabappel, Rod and Kirk getting all wet from the sprinklers. He quickly ran over to the yard.
"Alright, who did this?" asked Homer madly.
But then, his expression changed as he saw Ned and the others getting all wet from the sprinklers.
"Oh my God, look at Stupid Flanders!" he laughed, as he pointed his finger at Ned.
"Wow! This is almost like a water park!" cried Rod.
"It sure is, Rod!" cried Todd.
"We win! We win!" Luann cheered happily.
"Hooray! We did it!" I cheered happily.
The final countdown! Oh, ho!
It's the final countdown!
"I think my underwear is soaked." said Ned, looking all embarrassed.
"Mine too." agreed Kirk, looking all embarrassed.
The final countdown!
The final countdown!
(Final countdown!)
Ohh!
It's the final countdown!
We're leaving together
The final countdown!
We'll all miss her so
It's the final countdown!
(Final countdown!)
Ohh!
It's the final countdown!
Yea!
"Okay, okay, you win! You win! We surrender!" laughed Mrs. Krabappel.
"Yeah, you win, we lose." Todd laughed.
Suddenly, with a climatic whoosh, a strange object fell to the ground, arcing into the air and splashing it down to the puddles.
"Whoa, what the hell was that?" asked Homer curiously.
"I don't know," Bart replied. "An ancient curse?"
Kirk picked it up and laughed, "I knew it was around here somewhere!"
Then, he cleaned it off, revealing a small teal box.
"Luann! Luann, come here. Come here. Come here, come here, come here, come here." he said.
Without answering, Luann went over to Kirk.
"Luann, I'd love to go back in time and fix all the stupid stuff I did. This is as close as I can come. I take it all back." replied Kirk seriously.
"Well, now, Kirk, don't you think we should go into my house and dry off?" asked Ned, as he came over to Kirk.
"Not now, Ned, I'm busy." said Kirk.
"Sorry." Ned said, as he dried his glasses off and then put it back on.
Kirk turned to Luann and said, "As I was saying, I had this baby in my pocket for so long, that I want to give it to you."
Then, he got down on one knee, opened the box, revealing a diamond ring.
"Oh my God…" I said, looking all shocked.
Maggie dropped her pacifier from her mouth and it landed on the ground.
"Could this be it?" said Milhouse, looking all shocked.
"Luann, I don't want to go anyplace else without you. If you come back to me, I will never have a disagreement with you ever again and no more divorces. I love you." said Kirk seriously. Then, he placed the diamond ring on Luann's finger. "Will you marry me again?"
Luann nodded her head as she began to cry tears of joy.
"You will?" asked Kirk happily.
Luann hugged Kirk tightly, as she kept on crying happily. We all applauded for them, except me.
"Yay! My Mom and Dad are back together again!" cheered Milhouse happily.
"I've never been so proud in my whole life." said Grandpa happily, as he wiped a tear away from his eye.
"Ugh! Crap!" I groaned madly, as I stomped my foot.
Note: Well, I guess that's a wrap for chapter 29. I hope you liked this chapter and be sure to review as usual! The song that was playing when the Simpsons were having a water fight with the Flanders was "The Final Countdown" sung by Europe. Also, if anyone is curious to know what religious song Ned was singing, it's "Glory to God". Before I close this chapter, this message is for Bugslight2: This is my story that never ends! At least until I'm ready, so there!
Anyway, be sure to stay tuned for chapter 30 coming in October!
THANK YOU & T.T.F.N.: Ta-ta for now!
