A/N: Hello!! This is a Lylian chapter, so get pumped! Hehe :P
Disclaimer: don't own the characters!
…………………………
Tom Riddle was dozing when a shadow covered the sun from his view. He opened his eyes and saw a girl just above him, holding on to--
"Who the heck are you and what are you doing with my balls?!"
She blinked for a few seconds. "I'm blowing them…"
"Who gave you permission do that! That's disgusting!"
"What are you talking about? I'm doing you a favor."
"Um, I didn't even ask you to do that. Now let go!"
"I just wanted to play with them."
"Let go!"
"No!" She yanked even harder.
"Ouch! You're hurting me!"
"Oh stop being such a pu-"
"Hey! Now look what you did. They're sagging."
"Well, I guess now you want me to blow them again."
"No."
"Why not? That way you don't have to exert yourself. I'm just helping you out."
"I don't care. Let go of my balls."
"Fine whatever. You're a mean, nasty, selfish guy anyways. Keep your balls!"
She threw his balls far away from him and sniggered as she ran off.
"I hate Muggles," said Tom, and he ran off to find his two beach blow-up balls before another little girl would try to steal them.
