"Hey, Sasori, un" Deidara asked. "what DeiDei-chan?" Sasori asked. "Where are Kaori, Itachi, and Kiri?, un" Deidara asked. "hmm, now that you mention it I haven't seen them this morning" "hm? Kiri took Kaori and Itachi out somewhere" Akira said sucking on a popsicle. "oh, so that's where Kaori went" an irritated Hidan said standing near them.
"What's wrong Hidan?" Akira asked. "she broke my f*cking scythe!" Hidan yelled. "so why don't you go and get another?, un" Deidara asked while yawning. "If I f*cking could, I f*cking would! Anyway! I need Kaori to go with me to meet Jashin-Sama. So I can get a new one!" Hidan yelled in a more p*ssed tone.
Akira smiled, "Hidan don't you dare hurt Kaori or you will wish you where born in h*ll" Hidans eyes widened "o-ok" "now Hidan do you wanna play patty-cake?" Akira asked. "ooooooh! Yes!" Hidan said running over to play with Akira.
"Hey, Kiri where are we going?" Kaori asked. "hmm, amusement park!" Kiri yelled. "Yay!" Kaori yelled. Itachi sighed. "Kaori, if you go you cant do anything destructive, remember what week it is…" Kaori sighed, "I remember"
The three arrived at the amusement park. "Kaori, lets go to the "ALL GIRLS CLUB" " Kiri said glancing over at Itachi. Itachi frowned. "okay" Kaori said running away with Kiri. Itachi sighed. "d*mn you Kiri"
Kiri and Kaori walked together down to the club room. "Kaori, might I ask you something?" Kaori smiled "Sure" "I really like you, will you date me?" Kaori stopped walking and fell on the floor and busted out laughing. "your just like your brother, Sasori. Im sorry but I don't feel the same way about you. There's someone else that I like" Kaori said turning and running back towards the lonely Itachi.
"I wont give up, Itachi. No matter what may happen to me.." Kiri said before walking off.
"Where did Kiri go?" Itachi asked. "well, Tachi she walked off I want to spend this time with you. Because recently so much has been happening we haven't really hung out. Where do you wanna go?" Kaori asked. Itachi blushed. "umm why don't we and the whole Akatsuki go on a trip to the hot spring resort. Tomorrow?" Kaori smiled. "okay. Lets go home and tell them!"
"YOU WANNA GO WHERE!" Kakuzu yelled. "hot spring" Kaori said. "no" Kakuzu stated. "why?" Kaori asked. "money" Kakuzu replied. "Aww but I bought this new kimono" Kaori said ripping off her clothes. Kakuzu's face turned the brightest red possible. Sasuke jumped from the ceiling taking pictures. Kaori giggled. "isn't fan-service a wonderful thing?" Kakuzu coughed, "I guess we can make this trip an exception"
Hidan laughed. "the old fart likes Kaori" "Shut up Hidan" Kakuzu said staggering off to his room.
