**^^Best Friends^^**
Alex's POV:
Checking my makeup for the third time Justin reaches for my hand. "You're perfect, ok? Stop trying so hard." Weird advice. Especially from Justin.
"I thought you said to never give up on something." Without asking for permission Justin sits on the chair next to mine.
"I'm not telling you to give up on Sonny but she invited you to meet her parents for who you are not this perfect little angel I now you want to be in front of her parents."
"Yeah, dude you are so whipped. She's not even your girlfriend." Tawni states without removing her eyes from my mirror whilst applying eyeliner. Damn blonde.
"You shouldn't put that eyeliner on, man it's cheap as a motherfucker. I was blind for about half a day when it was drizzling." The actual story is that I was supposed to take Pussy to the vet due to her being anorexic. So I'm walking to the vet which is about a minute away from Mitchie's house and being as adorable as I am, I pet Pussy. That bitch decides to bite me and I throw her and she splashes in the damn water.
I decide to just go out and do some shopping, when I'm five steps away I remember.
Turtles can swim.
I sprinted back into the water and fall on my ass, water bombarding every pore in my body.
I can still hear myself cursing: 'shit, where is it?' I leaned in to catch my little pussy when my eyes wet black. I poured water on my face for about ten minutes of hell.
So then i went to the Pet store and got an identical turtle. Mitchie won't know the difference. I hope so.
"Yeah, she's not lying. Anyways, we're about to be late."
"Wait, we? You guys are going somewhere?" Why the hell would Tawni want to be seen with my brother somewhere?
"I swear to something Alex, what is wrong with your brain? We've told you about seven times my parents want to meet my boyfriend so I'm faking like Justin's my boyfriend."
"Are you coming? We're supposed to be there at 7:30." I look at my watch. It's only
6:56. I refrain myself from protesting.
"Just go ahead, I'll catch you guys in a few." I turn to my make-up again.
"Fine, then, but don't be late. Don't want to keep Cinderella waiting." Tawni places a big kiss on my cheek.
"She will wait all I want her to."
As soon as the door clicks I reach down and remove my wedgie. For my mother's sake that's a killer. I definitely don't want to mess around with that with Sonny's parents around. I can't believe I get to meet them! Gah, it's basically as if we were officially dating. The only difference is that I'm not kissing her or spooning her or touching her goodies. Boo, we need to date already. I hate teases. Despise them.
Ugh, that ridiculous doorbell pisses me off so much. Who the hell is interrupting my get-ready-for-sex-with-Sonny time? I will kill someone right now. Being the overdramatic diva that I am, I throw my arms up in the air. I haven't even put on my edible underwear on. What if Sonny gets hungry? Actually, since we're going to a restaurant I think she'll just order something. Whatever, I'm taking it with me it anyways.
I unlock the door and before I can see who it is I collide with lips. Gah, Sonny!! This is what her lips taste like...cheap mints? Oh well, I could care less at least she doesn't have bad breath.
Wait a second.
Sonny was supposed to pick Mitchie and her parents up. I push her lips away from mine and find Chad licking his lips.
"Ch--"
"Taco Bell?" He extends a plastic Taco bell bag towards me. Jesus, I can smell the cholesterol right now. Someone hold me back.
"Oh my god if you brought me a Crunchy--Wait, no. Wh-what are you doing here? What was that kiss?"
"I came for our date. Shoot. I forgot the Mountain Dew in the car."
"Bitch, how could you forget the Mountain-- no, Chad. What are you talking about?" I am way beyond confused.
"Well you described your perfect day like this. Someone randomly arrives at your apartment and brings Taco and Mountain Dew right?" Oh my god, this is so adorable. he remembered!
"Oh...gosh. I'm so sorry I have to...shit. I have to go out tonight with Sonny I'm meeting her parents. I'm sorry."
"Fine. liar." Chad is about to turn around.
"what?"
"Oh, simple. You lied. 'You said I'll rather have Taco Bell and Mountain Dew over sonny anytime.' And of course as if it weren't obvious you decide to go with her."
"I know, but this is important. And I said sex with Sonny."
"Exactly. Think about it, you're giving up one of the most delicious tacos in the planet for a dull dinner and overpriced wine. Oh, and did i mention a boring chat with the parents? Fine, Alex. Take it. Make sacrifices for someone you don't even know is worth it."
"Wh- I am not making sacrifices. What sacrifices?"
"Oh, come on. How much fun have you had since you met Sonny?"
"Pfft...does masturbating count?" Chad places the bottle in front of the door. I can see him holding in a chuckle.
"I understand you liking her a lot. She pretty and all but you know what? I think you're a billion and one times another billion raised to the power of infinity more valuable than Sonny. In fact. you're the only girl that I would honestly like to make my girlfriend."
"Chad I'm sorry."
"I'm not." He takes my hand and leans towards my lips. I do nothing to stop him, but so much to make him continue.
Tawni's POV:
Why can't mom just shut up? I swear that damn old lady just talks and talks for hours. And the questions she asks Justin. Dear god. I'm surprised she hasn't asked him what sexual position we do in bed; of course she never believed my tale of being a virgin. I find that to be a little insulting, actually.
Well you know what mom, you're a slut too! Yeah, I saw when you were nailing the pool boy. We didn't even have a pool back then. What is the purpose of criticizing my lifestyle then?
"Straight A's? Well that is just wonderful. Honestly we had to blackmail our daughter so she could finish elementary. Can you believe she wanted to drop out of high school on prom night? I don't know where she got that from?" That's why mom cheats on you, you asshole. God, I hate my family.
I fake another laugh at dad's comments and kiss Justin's cheek earning a babble from the guy. I wonder if Alex was kidding when she said Justin was gay. What a shame that would be. Maybe he just hasn't had the right chick to rediscover his manhood. Or just discover it.
Call me crazy but I think everyone is ridiculous when they judge Justin. He's nerdy but let's not fool ourselves. The guys is not in any single way unattractive. In fact I am a little happy to have chosen him as my fake boyfriend. Justin is like an actor with the wrong role. His body is not for such a caring and dorky guy. I honestly could care less. It's actually an advantage; the guy is a genius and he has a dumb job. He has a degree in whatever the hell his work is and business. Two careers. I think I might just make his dreams a reality and just actually be his girlfriend.
I am just too nice.
"Tawni." Sonny whispers to me. "Where is she?" I pull away form Justin and shrug.
"You know how much of a Godzilla she is. She's probably eating to her heart's
content." She nods but i can see worry in her eyes. Oh Cinderella can you be a little bit more obvious?
"She'll be right here in a few minutes."
Alex's POV
Marijuana gives you a thirty minute high where you feel on top of the world. You can stand on top of the tallest tower and just soar. Glides like the most avid eagle out there. The air just tickles your skin and you laugh taking everything in.
This is a twin image of kissing Chad. His expertise making me feel as if I've just won a spelling bee against Harvard graduates, his hands erupt giggles from me as he touches my sides gently. Hands soft as silk. I laugh against his lips making a popping noise as I end the kiss for the billionth time.
"Why am I doing this when I could be eating my crunch wrap supreme?" I quickly retrieve the bag from the floor making my way to the sofa. Two steps forwards and Chad scopes me up in his arms.
"Oh my dear Juliet thou art so fair." He places my body on the comfy couch smiling over me.
"If you don't let me eat this right now you will go home dismembered." He glints and sets his head on my chest sighing. I take a bite from Chad's food and pass it down to him.
"Hey" He sits to look me straight in the eyes.
"What?" Some of the caramel apple empanada dripped from my mouth.
"You took a bite of it, this cost me a whole buck." I gasp offended.
"Well, I think you got cheated off your money." He wipes the drip off my face with his finger and presses his lips on me. Gah, too many heterosexual thoughts for one day yet I press back on his lips with the same tenderness.
Resuming back to out positions I ate my crunch wrap supreme in half a minute and stole Chad's food too. He picked up my little mess getting me another shirt which I changed right in front of him after our -my- accident with the mountain dew.
"Here you go." I fling him a hello kitty shirt to replace the one he has on right now.
"Wha- Hello kitty? I am not putting this on." I pout insisting and he shakes his head.
"Fine but no make out." At this he groans and puts the hello kitty shirt on. I grin when his body lands on mine harshly. "Ooh, how'd you know liked it hard?" I run my hand through his hair tugging on it for emphasis.
Chad makes a motion to kiss me an I stop him. "No offense but I don't like tasting taco when I kiss you.
He sticks his hand in his pocket for what I hope is not a condom because I will definitely dismember him. When I hear the rubbing of plastic my eyes pop and he places it in my mouth. Gosh, Chad is so kinky.
Ooh, and it's cinnamon flavored. Wait. This is too hard to be a condom.
"How romantic, taco bell mints."
"Hey, the only other thing had is lotion so…" I pull him in for a sloppy kiss whilst trying to manage his tongue and the mint both in my mouth.
"This is better." He giggles against my lips and I start playing with his hair drawing little stupid shapes on it.
"Me or the mint."
"The mint of course." He crosses his arms and pouts.
"Meanie." And then I'm on top of him and he wraps his hands along my waist holding me close to him. He kisses my neck slowly as I try to focus on the latest episode of Gossip Girl but I do a really crappy job at this and only focus on his slick tongue against my pulse point. Ok, I did focus on Blair's hot skirt but other than that I focused on him.
"You better not give me a hickey, Chad. I don't want Sonny to think I went to a whore house." I feel hip lips curl against my skin. I love when guys try to act all masculine on you and hold on to your waist.
"You ate my taco now I'll eat you-" Wow, what is with my random urge to just kiss him. I make him sit, me on top of him my legs forming a forty-five degree angle around him. He pulls my hands up and encircles them around his neck. He giggles when nibble on his bottom lip.
"Why' are you laughing? That was supposed to be sexy."
"Didn't say it wasn't, you're just really cute, Alex."
"You know you shouldn't be saying that, I'm known for having egoistical tendencies. You're just feeding my ego." I'm not lying.
"So am I, you're looking at a guy who wakes up one hour before I have too just to stare at myself in the mirror." Ok, that is taking it to the extreme. I look the other way a little creeped out. "And no girl seems enough for me." I snarl at this. "I'm serious, I mean what girl can handle a guy like me? I am one good-looking guy, I know I can please a girl, make her happy make her think about me at night, make her proud to say she's my girlfriend. Up to now no one has even gotten close to that." Shit. When Chad intensifies the statement with his lips upon mine I cringe and pull away. "I want you to be--"
"No, don't say it. Look I always knew that you liked me but you also knew that I like--"
"Sonny. Yes, I did I just didn't think she'd amount to anything." I glare at him and climb off his lap. "Have you told her yet?"
"Not really." He keels in front of me.
"Well what if she doesn't like you? I like so much Alex. Can't you just…forget about her?" I fake a comforting smile.
"No." I hold on to his face. "This isn't real, wait. No, it is its just. We're just friends. This is not actually serious" Wow, I feel like a major whore saying that. How about I stop hanging with Tawni?
"So…just friends."
"Actually…best friends."
"Great." He smiles, I'm not sure if authentically.
"Hey bestie, I need a favor."
I just felt like you guys needed an update! So here ya go. Update soon! sorry if any errors i am so tired....:(
