I was able to post another NOS/XR short before Easter. And this one's a surprise because meiniv gave me the inspiration I needed for it via her NOX shorts. Read and enjoy to know what I mean.
Wooing
XR couldn't believe his rotten luck. That ray-cannon that Zurg built had gone and turned him into a girl robot, and Buzz goes and destroys it without thinking about using it to change him—or her?! Whatever!—back! Buzz then assured her that the LGMs will change her back, but that didn't make things better…especially when the LGMs said that they couldn't without the plans for the ray-cannon. And knowing Zurg, he probably destroyed them as payback for his beloved weapon's destruction.
XR was furious when she got the news. She practically pinned the blame on Buzz and vowed to never talk to him again. Rocket Crocket tried to assure Buzz not to take her vow seriously because it's her "time of the month" talking. All that got him from XR was a broken/bleeding nose and getting kicked where no guy EVER wants to be kicked.
Right now, XR's treading down a path in one of the parks in Capital Planet. Buzz and Booster offered to accompany her, but Mira told them that she needs some time alone.
She's right, XR thought to herself as she wiped her tears from her optics. I do want to be alone. The last thing I want right now is them looking at my new body.
XR's new look is indeed feminine as it is beautiful. She's taller than she originally was, about Mira's height. The bottom of her original torso has shrunk about two to three sizes to give her a top-hourglass shape, and the bottom-hourglass part is a round white skirt that's like a cone with the pointed top cut off.
Her head has a couple of additions also. Her optics had gained some cute eyelashes that would make her look cute when she bats them. And she has some long hair on her head that looks like the hairstyle of Mystery Inc's Daphne Blake…except it's blond and a little longer. And XR tied it back in a ponytail to keep it out of her face, especially when she retracted her helmet so the evening summer breeze could provide her with some comfort.
What XR doesn't know is that a pair of ruby red eyes was watching her. But then, she heard a sound like a growl mixed with a purr. She spun around but saw no one. But she knows that someone's there.
"Alright, come out with your hands up!" she yelled, drawing her laser pistol and mentally kicking herself for using that cheesy cliché. "I've a gun, I know how to use it, and I'm really ticked off at the cat-calling!"
"Technically," a voice behind her replied, "I was giving you a purring growl of approval. If it were a cat-call, I would be giving you a wolf whistle and saying vulgar things I want to do with that beautiful new body of yours."
That voice, XR thought with her circuits running cold with fear. It can't be. She turned around to come face-to-face with the infamous NOS-4-A2, who's giving her a flirty smirk.
"You!" XR cried, backing away. "B-But Ty destroyed you! At Planet Z!"
"Well, I had Lightyear to thank for that," the Energy Vampire explained. "I've a feeling he would convince your brother XL to help you stop me, especially after I have him those hungry looks. So I created a decoy of myself from one of my Vampire Hornets and escaped Planet Z to hide away for a while. How is your brother by the way? Coping with you being a female robot now?"
"He…He's tried to comfort me," XR answered nervously. "Assure me that I'm still the same—Wait, how do you know I'm XR and not some other robot?" She became stiff with fear when NOS-4-A2 shot forward and wrapped his arm around the back of her waist to keep her from escaping, making her drop her weapon in surprise.
"Oh, but I know it's you, XR," he purred, tracing his free claw across the underside of her chin to her cheek. "Underneath that gorgeous golden hair and those lovely long lashes, I can recognize your cute golden head and beautiful optics anywhere." He then placed a gentle kiss on her other cheek, much to the blushing XR's surprise.
"H-Hey!" She tried to move away, but NOS-4-A2 only held her closer before tracing his free hand down her side.
"And your new body," he stated with a purring hum. "Although you now have a taller, lovely hourglass figure and that cute skirt, you still have Star Command's emblem on your chest." Thinking he's going to touch her emblem, XR grabbed his hand harshly, but his smile didn't falter.
"Don't even think about it!" she yelled into his face, but the Energy Vampire didn't even flinch. Instead, he shifted their hands so he's holding her hand instead. Then he brought it up to his lips and kissed it.
"N-Now stop it!" the blushing XR demanded as he started to kiss up her arm. NOS-4-A2 only spoke softly to her in between kisses.
"How can I stop? Not after seeing the new you for the first time. Beautiful…feisty…delicate…No doubt about it…" When he reached her shoulder, he purred into her ear to make her blush.
"I'm in love." XR's eyes shot wide open at those three little words.
"Wha—Wait a—MMPH!" She was cut off when NOS-4-A2 pressed his lips into hers. It made her go stiff that she didn't pull away. And she had to admit that it feels…nice…and pleasant…
Wait…What?! Snapping out of it, XR pushed the Energy Vampire away to break the kiss. But he still held her in his arms, that flirty smirk still on his face that she just wants to slap right now.
"Whoa, whoa, WHOA! What the heck are you doing?!"
"Why, kissing you, of course," he answered suavely. "Isn't that what lovers do when they're in love?"
"We are not lovers!" XR cried with a blush dusting her face. "Will you get that through your thick chrome and give me a break?!"
"Oh, my Little One," NOS-4-A2 purred as he nuzzled into her cheek. "Everyone knows that love never takes a day-of—OOF!" The Energy Vampire grunted with surprise when XR kneed him in the gut, giving her the chance to pull out of his embrace.
"Well, too bad," she replied to the Energy Vampire kneeling before her and holding his stomach. "Cuz I need one right now." And she bolted down the path. But NOS-4-A2 only looked after her with a smirk.
"Oh-ho…so you want to play Lovers' Chase, do you?" he purred as he stood up. "Then ready or not, here comes Nosy~" He then activated his wings and took off after her, one thought on his mind.
That minx of a vixen is so going to be my mate.
