For the sake of this fanfic, just accept that the gods can be mortals in some of these stories!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own "It's HIM!" or PJO/HOO stuff.
GROSS…IT'S THAT!
Persephone USED to be nice, but now she was just plain evil! And her husband Hades had caught her personality disorder and was just as bad. They'd gone out for a vacation together so no one would get bothered by them in the Underworld.
One day, they were out at White Castle, and Persephone got so fed up with Hades that she grabbed an ax and chopped his head off—just like that. She threw him in the trunk of their chariot—which was now a hearse—and went to the cabin they'd been staying in. When she got home, she buried Hades in the front yard, took her sliders inside, and went to watch TV.
After a while, she heard this creepy voice. And it said, "Who's staying with me tonight? WWHHOOOO?"
"Damn! It's that thing," she told herself. "SHUT THE HADES UP, HADES!"
After a half-hour, she heard it again, but now it was closer. "Who's sitting with me tonight? WWHOOOO?"
"NOT ME!" she yelled back. "SIT BY YOURSELF, JACKASS!"
Then the voice was heard again, but it sounded like it was at her front door. And it said, "Who's going to be with me tonight? WWHOOOOO?"
"No one," she snarled. "Be by yourself, jerk-face!"
She stood up to go watch TV in the bedroom, but now the voice was at her back, and it whispered, "Who's going to stay with me tonight? WHHOOOO?"
But before she could answer back, someone came around the corner and grabbed her, and the voice shrieked, "YOOUUUU AAAAARRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Yeah, Hades would act like a "jerk-face," but Persephone probably wouldn't! Anyway, R+R!
