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Chapter 29: MMM

While Taij and Botan were at the hospital Mea stayed with Gaara as Mego stayed with Naruto. Mea and Gaara had been sitting together talking. Gaara's arm casually draped over her shoulder. Mea put her head on Gaara's shoulder and that were she fell asleep.

That's when Gaara felt very tired. He fought the urge to sleep. But eventually he laid his head on top of Meas and fell asleep.

Later that night Temari and Kakuro returned from training. Temari gasped at the sight of Gaara and Mea, dropping her fan. That caught Kankuro's attention. He was about to yell when Temari clamped her hand over his mouth.

"He's not turning!" she whispered bewildered.

"Oh My God!"

They quietly left the room. Tameri and Kankuro couldn't fathom why Gaara wasn't transforming.

"Maybe it's Mea." Temari suggested.

"That's Crazy!"

"Maybe, but can you think of any other explanation?"

He sighed, "No."

"Well lets just wait and see what happens in the morning."

(the next morning)

Temari and Kankuro crept back to the room Mea and Gaara were in and found them in the same position. Temari walked up to them and quietly woke Mea up.

"Wha-"

"Shh..." she told her. Mea gasped when she saw Gaara. Temari took Gaara's arm off a blushing Mea and she got up. Then Temari laid Gaara down then ushered Meato the other room.

"Is he sleeping?" Mea asked.

"Yes. Why do you sound surprised?"

"He told me about the raccoon."

"Temari!" Kankuro yelled from the other room. She and Mea ran back to find Gaara transforming.

"Gaara! WAKE UP!" he didn't.

Mea ran up to him and he stopped transforming.

"You were right, sis." (little OOC but i don't care)

Mea gently shook Gaara awake. HIs eyes slowly opened. When he realized he was laying down he shot up.

"Was, was." He took a breath. "Was I sleeping?"

Mea nodded.

"What happened?"

"You slept."

"But- What about the transformation?"

"It didn't happen when Mea was in the room." Temari answered.

"What?" He turned to Mea who was blushing again.

"I've got an idea, Mea!" Temari whispered something in Mea's ear.

"WHAT! Are you serious?"

"Why not?"

"What are you talking about?" Kankuro asked.

"Wait are you positive that's it?" Mea asked.

"I can't find another explanation."

"Tell us what your talking about or I'll knock your lights OUT!"

"Shouldn't we, like, test this theory or something?" Mea asked.

"Yeah. Hey Gaara."

"Hmm?"

"Go to sleep."

"Nani?"

"Just trust me!"

Gaara eyed her.

"Common!"

Gaara sighed, sat down, and fell asleep.

No transformation.

"Yes, I'm sure my theory's correct."

"I don't know."

"Well why don't you think about it then-"

"I'll do it."

"Whoa! Really?"

"Yep, of course, why wouldn't I?"

"Okay, tell me what you both are talking about or-"

"Mea's gonna live with us! Finally another female in the house!" Temari exclaimed.

"What?" Gaara woke up.

"Are you serious?"

"Yep."

Within the week Mea was moved into the Sabaku house.

(w/ orochimaru)

"But Orochimaru-sama."

"Don't argue! Just Do IT!"

"Your being very rash."

"If you value your life then go!"

"Yes sir."

Ten sound ninja took off.

"Orochimaru-sama do you believe that was a wise decision?" Kabuto asked.

"Many of their ninja are still injured. Plus they won't expect another attack so soon." he smirked.

"I understand." 'But its only been a month and many of our ninja are still injured also.'

(W/ Taij)

Taij had just gotten permission to leave the hospital for the first time in the last month. She had suffered severe internal damage plus a view broken bones and flesh wounds. The first thing she wanted to do was take a walk in the woods. She was accompanied by none other than Kakashi. Then out of no where, it would seem, the ten sound ninja surronded them.

"Shit, not again." Taij hissed. Kakashi was thinking the same thing. the sound nin were about to attack when a man entered the circle with Kakashi and Taij. He had short dark blonde hair, blue eyes, grey pants, an orange jacket, and Taij noticed his awesome shoes! they were grey nikes, which really surprised her, and the Nike symbol was a burnt orange.

"All fear the great Mass Mathmatic Murderer!"

"Mr. Craig-sensei!" Taij blurted out.

"If you wish to live, you must answer this question. There are no wrong answers! First question: What is the formula for mid-point?"

"Um, 3?" one ninja said.

"Wrong!"

"You said there were no wrong answers!"

"There not, except when you give the wrong answer!" The man killed every sound-nin around in 5 seconds by throwing kunai's at vital points.

"Your turn." he smirked to Taij.

"Okay." she bit her lip.

"What is the quadratic equation." he readied his kunai. She smirked back at him and put her kuani away.

"What are you-"

"The quadratic formula is Ax2 + Bx + C 0."

MMM's (Mass Mathmatic Murderer) mouth dropped.

"Do you know Mr. Craig-sensei. He was my algebra teacher."

"He, He's my brother!"

"Oh my goodness. How'd you get here?"

"I could ask you the same thing."

"Well I fell through a T.V."

"Really? I fell through the computer."

"The computer?"

"Yeah, one of the igrls I tudtored in math gave me this amv or something to watch and when I did a portal enfulfed em. My brother was there too, so he beleives me."

"Do you still have contact with him?"

"I think we sould report this." Kakashi more stated than asked.

"Yes, your right. Gomen." Taij said.

(end of chapter)

Hey! ths chapter is for Dragon-chan!

HAPPY B-DAY!

Sorry for making you all wait so long!

Hope yall liked it, becuase there was another OC and a little OOC. Onegai review!

and for yall that don't know, Mr. Craig-sensei is what I call my algebra teacher. He's awesome! and he has cool shoes!

Special thanks to:

Kyo Fan Club President:Thanks so much glad you like it. And i'll put your suggestion in the sequal K?

Mizuki-Fire-Dragon:LOL! ARIGATO! and Happy Birthday! this chapter's for you! ;-p

Botan 23:LOL! well i tried to picture you really angry and thats what came out, hope you liked.

NarutosMego:NO with the the dirictions are as followed part thats were they stopped reading. get it? thanks for the review! and Hai

Mr. Craig-sensei's nikes are SPICY!

Mea823:Yes brotherly LOVE. kinda scary. LOL. arigato for the review. i'll update again on Temari's b-day

Fuebi aka hobo numer 5:thanks for the review. and i've never seen sin city. and no, the MMM stands for Mass Mathmatic Murderer. (obbviously)

Summer-loven-2:i updated hope you liked.

Kunoichi Blossom:NOPE itachi-kun won't hate sasuke in my story but he will like to get on his little brother's nerves! MWAHAHAHA!

alatnet:Sorry no update on Botan yet. But i'm getting to it. arigato for the review!

Mareno Mikato:Nani? MY ITACHI-KUN! but thanks for the review! and yes itachi-kun is super strong!

Taij