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Episode 7: Date Night

*Cue soft music*

The sun rises as Phineas and Ferb are still in bed, as light music plays.

Then the alarm goes off as rock music plays and the boys wake up.

"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today." said Phineas.

*Rock music starts playing*

Band: The boys built projects during the entire summer

But now schools back, but they won't let it be a bummer.

With their friends and sister, they'll rock the school

The screen shows the super school as they zoom in on Candace snooping around and Dr. D fighting Perry

While Candace tries to keep her cool.

Dr. D is teaching high school science,

Perry stops him before there's violence

Candace and Vanessa spend the whole day lusting

For some mega time BUSTING!

But those two can't curb

Dr. D, Phineas, Perry, or Feeeeerb.

As theeeeeeey (You see how I held that note, pretty good, huh?)

(Cue montage of clips)

Build paper airplane airlines

Color outside of the lines

Find out what the Thinker was thinkin'

While interviewing Lincoln

Be in the Play, "Peter Pan"

Study Da Vinci's old plans

While in gym throw a Holy Mary pass

Using chainsaws in wood shop class

Working hard to get an A

As everyone hears Perry say...

"Grgrgrgrgrgrgrggr." chattered Perry.

As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do,

While Candace keeps getting fooled

Candace: HEY!

So stick with us as Phineas and Ferb

Are gonna get Schoooooled

(Go to Phineas, Ferb as they play their instruments like in the beginning except now Perry, Isabella, Vanessa, Buford, and Baljeet playing.)

So stick around as Phineas and Ferb

Are gonnaaa geeeet schooooooled!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz and tries to blast Perry with an inator, but misses and hits the "Phineas and Ferb" sign and adds the word "School'd" underneath it. He disappears and Perry goes into pet mode as Candace walks in.

"MOM! Phineas and Ferb made a spin-off!" yelled Candace.

Ch. 1: Talking About Boys

Candace was at the local café enjoying her weekend. Normally she would spend this time doing homework, talking to Stacy, thinking about Jeremy, or most likely trying to bust her brothers, but today she was hanging out with Vanessa. The two had become great friends at school and decided to try and hang out.

"I gotta say Candace, I was a little worried that we might not have anything to talk about aside from busting, but this isn't that bad." Said Vanessa.

"I know. It's nice to just have some time without worrying about busting." Said Candace. "But why did you choose to hang out at a café?"

"I thought you liked coffee."

"Nah, I don't drink it. Why did you think that?"

"…..Because….everyone likes coffee?" she nervously replied. Truthfully, Vanessa just assumed Candace was a coffee drinker due to her….. hyper personality.

"Oh I guess that makes sense. Now there's been something I've been dying to talk about: boys."

"Boys?"

"Yeah. Every teenage girl talks about boys, or at least I assume to the way they're portrayed on TV."

"No offense Candace, but I'm not really into that kind of thing. It's so cliché."

"Fine, but can you at least tell me are you seeing anyone?"

"Uuuuum." Vanessa wasn't quite sure how to answer because things have been kind of complicated since she started seeing the son of her father's rival, Monty Monogram. It started when she broke up with her last boyfriend, Johnny, and wanted to start dating good guys. She met when Monty had saved the town from Rodrigo, a student of her father's, when he tried to use her dad's new inator to break the town in two. They later met by accident at the café she was at and had a mini date that ended with them insulting the others' father. The two said they never wanted to see each other again, but then Vanessa gave him her card and asked him to call her some time.

"Well?" Candace asks.

"It's….complicated. I met this guy named Monty but I'm not really sure where we're at exactly." Vanessa answered. She talked to Monty over the phone occasionally, but they never officially went out after that last date mainly because she didn't want her dad to know. Vanessa was starting to feel uncomfortable about the topic and decided to do something to stop Candace from asking her anymore questions.

"But enough about me, how about you? Are you seeing anyone." Vanessa asks.

"Actually yes. Yes I am. He's the dreamiest, sweetest, most amazing guy in the world: Jeremy Johnson." She sighs dreamily. "He's got a great personality, a cool band, he's walking into the café, a- wait what."

Just as she said, Jeremy was walking into the café. He noticed Candace from the corner of his eyes and decided to say hi.

"Hey Candace." Jeremy greeted.

"Hi Jeremy." She responded. "What are you doing here?"

"I'm just came in here to get a drink." He said. He saw Vanessa and asked, "How come you're not hanging out with Stacy?"

"She's at some funeral or something. Besides, I'm just hanging out with my new friend, Vanessa."

"Hey." Vanessa said.

"Nice to meet you. I'm kind of surprised that you aren't trying to bust your brothers today." Jeremy said.

"I thought I'd just take a break from them. Not to mention that they said they were just going to ride their skateboards or something." Candace explained.


"Yahoooo!" cheered Phineas.

Jeremy was right. The boys were on their skateboard. In fact, Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, and Perry were riding the same skateboard. It sounds impossible, but it was easy for the boys since they were riding one the size of a limousine.

"Stairs coming up." Isabella warned.

"Perry, make the grind."

The pet platypus obliged and pressed a button that allowed that made the giant skateboard ollie into the air and grind down two flights of stairs in the park before it landed safely. Everyone cheered as the wind blew in their faces. Normally someone would be scared if they tried riding a giant skateboard at 10-20 miles an hour, but Phineas and Ferb were prepared and had everyone wear a helmet and tied to a tether, not to mention knee pads that would inflate into a mini-safety pad if they fell or hit the ground.

"Nice one, Perry." Phineas commented.

"Grgrgrgrggrg." Perry chattered.

The skateboard was actually being controlled by Perry, who just had to press on certain pads and buttons to make the skateboard do various tricks. Normally, he would be at Dr. Doofenshmirtz trying to foil his evil plans, but today he had a special substitute.


Earlier that day….

Perry entered his lair below the Flynn-Fletcher house and was surprised to be greeted by not one Monogram but two: Major Francis Monogram and his son Monty Monogram. A bit of Carl was onscreen but just a fraction of his right face and hair was shown in the right side of the screen.

"Good morning Agent P. I'm sorry to break this news to you unannounced, but today you're not going to go after Dr. Doofenshmirtz and stop whatever childish scheme he has today, Monty is." Major Monogram instructed.

"Hey Agent P." waved Monty.

"Yes, today Monty has finished his OWCA training and is now a rookie agent, Codename Agent M."

"Why don't you call me Agent H? Technically I'm a human." Monty asked.

"No we already have too many Agent H." replied Major Monogram.

"What about all the other Agent M's?" Carl asked. "Couldn't we just call him Agent Monty?"

"Nope. It's already in the computers, he's agent M. Anyway, after evaluating all of plans made today by L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. members and other non-union members, Dr. Doofenshmirtz has the most simplistic and silliest plan, a perfect starter mission for Agent M. So Monty will just step in for the day and then afterwards Doofenshmirtz is all yours. Soooooo see you tomorrow." Said Major Monogram.

Perry left and went into the elevators to head back to his owners.

"Alright Monty, make sure you're careful and make sure Doofenshmirtz signs this evaluation sheet." Perry overheard Major Monogram tell Monty.

"You're kidding me right? What kind of villain would actually do this?" Monty asked. Perry didn't hear the rest of the conversation as he reached the top of the elevator.


Since Perry had a day off, he decided to hang out with his owners and be a part of their daily adventure. His owners were more than happy to include him although he had to stay in pet mode. At one point someone suggested they race Perry in one of his spy vehicles, but it was too big a risk so they simply made him work the controls, which he didn't mind.

"Hey look there's Dr. D's place." Phineas said.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporateeeeeed!

"What a weird jingle." Baljeet said.

As they sped by, a large explosion erupted causing smoke to spew out of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's balcony. Although it would be hard to see, a secret agent teen leapt from the balcony and parachuted down. Dr. Doofenshmirtz ran to the edge covered in soot and shouted, "Curse you Agent M!"

Monty didn't hear and landed on Phineas and Ferb's skateboard. "Hey Agent P." he said.

"Grgrgrgrgrgrgll." He chattered.

Everyone else was oblivious to Monty's arrival. Phineas shouted to Perry, "Perry, head for the café. We need to make a pit stop."

"Oh my stomach." Moaned a queasy Baljeet.

Perry obeyed and hit several pads that made the skateboard veer right and head to the café.

Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz just muttered angrily as he started to clean up the mess caused by the destruction of his newest inator. "Sheesh, what a newb. He interrupted my backstory, didn't let me finish my song, oh and now he littered."

Dr. Doofenshmirtz picked up the piece of paper and saw that it was the evaluation form he was supposed to fill out. "Uh-oh." He ran back to the balcony and picked up his binoculars. He found Monty on the back of the giant skateboard and saw them stop at the café. He groaned and complained, "Great, now I have to go after him or else Monobrow's going to be so mad."

Monty got off the skateboard before everyone else since he didn't have a harness and went into the café to celebrate his first mission.

WHAM!

Unfortunately, he ran right into Jeremy. The two fell back and Jeremy ended up dropping his coffee.

"JEREMY!" cried Candace. Candace ran over to help her boyfriend while Vanessa tagged along to make sure Candace didn't do anything drastic to the other guy.

"Jeremy are you okay?" she asked.

"I'm fine. Sorry about that man." Said Jeremy.

"No it's my fault, I wasn't paying attention and- Vanessa?" Monty asked noticing Vanessa.

"Monty?" Vanessa replied.

"Monty?" Candace wondered. Instantly, she pieced together the information Vanessa told her a few minutes ago and already made a hasty conclusion. "Vanessa, is this that boy you're dating?"

Vanessa and Monty shared an unsure glance and weren't sure where they were exactly in their relationship. The two blinked and said, "Kind of?"

"Oh well in that case, I'm Candace, Vanessa's friend, and this is my boyfriend Jeremy." Candace introduced as she showed Jeremy like he was a trophy.

"Nice to meet you. Sorry about your coffee. Let me get you a new one." Monty offered. He went to the counter and ordered another cup for Jeremy. He fished out some money from his pocket noticed that the evaluation form his Dad gave him was missing. He muttered under his breath and knew his Dad was going to kill him if he didn't find it.

"Order up." Said the cashier.

Monty took the coffee and brought it back to Jeremy. "Here you go. Vanessa could I talk to you for a second?"

Vanessa didn't know what Monty wanted but nodded and stepped a few feet away from Candace and Jeremy.

"He seems nice." Candace commented.

"Yeah, they both do." Jeremy added.

"Wait a sec, I just had an idea."

"What's up?" Vanessa asked Monty.

"Earlier today, my Dad assigned me to fight your Dad for the day, I lost a form when I was fighting him, and I need your help getting it back."

"Okay, I'm just going to ignore that first part and ask how am I supposed to get it? My Dad isn't going to just let me leave tonight for no reason. He'll find out about… whatever we're doing."

"Hey guys." Candace interrupted. She surprised the two of them but continued saying, "I just had a great thought: if you guys aren't busy, we should try a double date."

"A double date?" the two asked.

"Yeah. You and Monty, and I and Jeremy go out on the same date. Hence, double date. Jeremy will get a chance to meet you and I get to learn about Monty. What do you say?"

The two glanced at each other and came up with the same thought. Just outside, Phineas extended his hand to help Isabella off the skateboard, much to her delight, while Baljeet helped Buford down, much to his dismay.

"You better catch me." Buford warned.

"I better catch you too." worried Baljeet.

Buford crushed Baljeet when he jumped just as Dr. Doofenshmirtz arrived at the café with the form in his hand. "Alright, he has to be around here- AHA!" Dr. Doofenshmirtz saw Monty, and only Monty, through the café's window and rushed in. "Phew, for a second I was really worried for a sec-"

Dr. Doofenshmirtz froze at what he saw: his daughter Vanessa, with his ex-guitar instructor, one of Perry's owners, and worst of all, Agent M. He hid behind the chalkboard displaying the specials and eavesdropped.

"Sure we'd love to go." Vanessa replied.

"Great! This is going to be so awesome. Just me and my boyfriend and you and your boyfriend." Said Candace.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz ducked behind the display again and gasped in shock. "I don't believe it. Vanessa is going out with a secret agent. She could have at least tried better than a rookie." He pulled out the form and said, "I mean he didn't even do a good job this…what's his name? Monty Monogram? What kind of stupid name is that? It sounds just like-."

Once again, Dr. Doofenshmirtz made a shocking discovery. His daughter was dating not only a good guy, but the son of one of his enemies. That is where he drew the line. "Oh I am so going to have a talk with Monobrow. There is no way my daughter is dating that goody goody, not if I have anything to say about it."

He stormed out of the café, not knowing that Phineas, Ferb, and Perry overheard everything their sisters' conversation and Dr. Doofenshmirtz's.

"Uh-oh. Looks like Candace and Vanessa are going to need a little help tonight. Ferb, I know what we're going to do tonight, with Perry if he wants." Phineas said.

Perry gave a thumbs up to signal that he would help. "Great. Time to save romance. Right Ferb?"

Ferb glanced back through the window at Vanessa and Monty, feeling slightly heart broken. "Right Ferb?" Phineas reiterated. Ferb finally responded and nodded. "Great, it looks like we have some plans to make."

End of Ch. 1

Uh-oh! What does Dr. D have in store tonight? Find out in Ch. 2: Making Dinner Plans of Doom. I'd like to thank celebi4ever for inspiring me to write this. She suggested I include Monty in Vanessa's class, but he already graduated from H.S.W.C.A, but I did want to include him so I came up with Date Night. I was going to include Rodrigo, but I decided to save him for another episode. Anyway, thanks again, don't forget to review and check out my other stories. I may take a while to update since I'm also working on Heroes of Light, a great story you should read. PS2wizard is out, peace!