Episode Plot: Blaine, Santana, Quinn, Brittany, Kurt, Tina, Alissa, Mason, Kitty and Jane have an all-nighter, but they don't know that someone decides to visit them over there, and will this wreck their night?
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, and I never will.
Note: This is probably one of the funniest episodes I made (it gets funny around the middle, excluding the arguing), so you don't wanna miss that. Also, later in the episode, there'll be a reference to a movie someone from Glee was on, so you better stay tuned for that. Otherwise, enjoy the episode!
Rachel walks in with papers in her hand. "Tell me this is not Rocky Horror Part Two." Santana said. "No, this is indeed our setlist." Rachel said. Santana laughs, and looks at the others. "Okay, a million gay jokes just popped into my head." Santana said. Kitty hits her arm, and Santana glares at her. "Okay, so the first song on the setlist is…Paradise by the Dashboard Light!" Rachel said. Santana and Brittany, since they sang it one time during a competition, scream, and Tina is shocked. "That's amazing!" Tina exclaimed. "The second song is Hall Of Fame." Rachel said. "I don't think I can feel my face." Brittany said. "The third and last song is Dancing Away with My Heart." Rachel said. "Please let me and Blaine sing it!" Kurt exclaimed. "I have already decided. Paradise by the Dashboard Light will be sung as a group number, because it would sound amazing. Hall Of Fame will be sung by the boys, I'm still deciding for the last song." Rachel said. "Oh, thank you, Jesus!" Blaine exclaimed.
A few hours later, when everyone else is leaving, and Blaine wonders. "Do you ever wanna know how it feels to be here at night?" Blaine asked. "I indeed have been here at night with Alissa one time." Kitty said. "You said you sneaked in." Santana said. "Okay, but how about we have an all-nighter?" Blaine asked. "Don't tell Rachel." Santana said, quietly to Brittany and Quinn. "Oh, dear god, please yes." Kurt said, shocked. "An all-nighter that is. Before we start, who has to go back to the apartment and miss the all-nighter?" Blaine asked. Everyone except Santana, Quinn, Mason, Kitty, Brittany, Kurt, Tina, Alissa, Jane, and Blaine raise their hands. "Okay, you can go." Blaine said. They walk out, leaving the following people in the building. "Well, it's time to spend the night having fun." Blaine said. Everyone gets excited for the best night of their lives.
[A song starts, as Mason gets the fun going]
[Mason]
Hey, hey, hey, hey Won't you come see about me?
Ohhh...
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
[Blaine]
Tell me your troubles and doubts
Giving me everything inside and out and
Love's strange so real in the dark
Think of the tender things that we were working on
[Kitty]
Slow change may pull us apart
When the light gets into your heart, baby
[Mason, Kitty, and Blaine]
Don't You Forget About Me
Don't Don't Don't Don't
Don't You Forget About Me
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
When you walk away
[Mason]
(Kitty and Blaine: La la la la, la la la la)
Or will you walk away?
(Kitty and Blaine: La la la la, la la la la)
Will you walk on by?
(Kitty and Blaine: La la la la, la la la la)
Come on - call my name
(Kitty and Blaine: La la la la, la la la la)
Will you call my name?
[Blaine]
Come on, come on, call my name!
[Kitty and Mason]
La la la la la,
La la la la, (Blaine: Call my name, yeah!)
La la la la la, la la la la, (Blaine: You can call my name!)
La la la la la, (Blaine: Yeah!)
La la la la, (Blaine: Oh!)
You can call my name! (Blaine: You can call my name!)
As soon as the song ends, someone familiar shows up at the door: Sam, and because Alissa doesn't know him, he thinks he's a stranger that stopped by, to trick on them. "Oh no, I don't need someone I don't know stopping by. If you think I do, you're crazy. Listen here, you can stay in this building and I can crack your nuts, right or left, or you can turn around, and leave. And by the way, I have knife blades in my hair, yep, just all up in there." Alissa said. "Alissa, don't force him. Sam's our friend, not a stranger." Kurt told her. "Stop the violence." Brittany said, sitting on the floor. "This was not even a fight." Kurt said. "Yeah, see?! Trust Kurt, as I am their friends." Sam said. "I dated him before Brittany." Santana said. "Don't talk about it. That was why he broke up with me, and I don't wanna think about that" Quinn said. "I came, because I wanted to see how you guys are doing, and by the way, I heard Tina joined the glee club you guys are in, where is she?" Sam asked. "Up Kurt's butt." Santana said. "Really?!" Kurt asked, displeased. "Santana, I'm being serious this time." Sam said. "She's in the bathroom, messing with shower stalls. Oops, did that just spill out of my mouth?" Santana suddenly asked, earning a slap from Quinn. "Quinn, I'm about to go all Lima Heights on you." Santana said. Kurt goes into another room, covering his ears, and going "la la la la", as Kitty facepalms. "OH MY GOD! Just tell me where Tina is!" Sam said. "She's in the bathroom." Brittany said. "Thanks." Sam said, going to the bathroom. "Britt, did you even tell him which gender it belongs to." Santana said. "I forgot." Brittany said. Santana looks into the door for the room Kurt went into. "KURT!" Santana yelled, to get him, making Blaine jump. "Jeez, Santana. You scared the hell out of me. How about you warn me before you yell at someone?" Blaine asked. Santana rolls her eyes, and goes back to her bitchy mood.
In the school bathroom, Tina is looking around in the bathroom, when she hears a familiar voice call her name, and she looks out to see Sam. "Sam, I thought you were in Ohio. What happened?" Tina asked. "I came because I wanted to see how you and the others are doing. By the way, I saw you perform at Sectionals, and you did amazing during the final performance. I kind of was rooting for you and the glee club instead of New Directions, who were competing against you, and I know that sounds horrible, but how you guys did it was amazing." Sam said. Tina was about to respond, but Alissa suddenly comes in. "Not again!" Sam exclaimed, turning to Alissa, making Tina confused. "I am not a stranger. Didn't you see me in the audience during Sectionals?" Sam asked. "I was actually focusing on winning, but the look of your lips, I've never seen them like that, they look a bit….." Alissa tries to think of a word, but Sam guesses by himself, immediately. "Trouty?" Sam guessed. Tina laughs a bit, hearing the conversation. "I guess, if that's what you say." Alissa said. "I knew it." Sam said, looking back at Tina.
Meanwhile, Kitty is testing Quinn and Santana out, by having them do sit-ups, on balls. "Why are we doing this?" Santana asked. "So, I can see if you guys will stop fighting and slapping each other in the face." Kitty answered, which makes Santana stop, and get off the ball. "Oh, that's not gonna work. Kitty, trust me when I say that I'm gonna be a bitch, even if you tell me not to forever." Santana said.
[As if on cue, she starts doing a song, walking out of the hall, as Quinn and Kitty look at her, confused]
[Santana]
I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
[Scene changes to her messing with a fire hose]
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one
[Scene changes to Alissa checking out the drawers in Carmen's desk, and she opens one, only to find Santana's head in it, which makes her confused]
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
[Scene changes to Jane checking out the lockers in the girls' locker room, and she jumps when she sees Santana's head, also in it, and Blaine peeks up on the locker, confused]
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
[A few minutes later, Santana messes around with Carmen's desk, and then she walks into the hallway, and starts beating the wall with a bat]
Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me
[Scene changes to pushing the kids who are in her way, out of her way, walking down the halls]
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
As soon as the song ends, Santana walks into Carmen's room, and she sits in the chair, and it seems that she changed the name of the tag on the table to "BITCH".
Kitty is leaning against the wall, polishing her nails, and Blaine comes in. "Kitty, do you have a reason for making Santana change Carmen's name tag on the table to not some random name, but 'bitch'? Blaine asked. "Nope. Actually I didn't make her do it at all, and you shouldn't have said that, because thinking about that is making me drier than the cast of "Hot in Cleveland"." Kitty said. She walks away, and as she does so, Brittany goes to him. "You are never gonna believe this! Santana is letting me be her assistant until this all-nighter is over." Brittany said, happily. Instead of Blaine being all happy for her, Blaine goes looking for Sam, to stop the madness. "SAM!" Blaine yelled, running to wherever he is, leaving Brittany confused.
Blaine finally finds Sam in another room, with Brittany following him, and they both find something truly disturbing – Sam and Tina are sitting at a table, passionately kissing, and Brittany screams, which makes the two part. To get things off his mind, about what just happened, Blaine walks out, leaving Brittany standing there shocked. "Why were you guys kissing?!" Brittany asked, about to faint. "Brittany, are you okay?" Sam asked. "Yes, I'm alright, but why kiss?!" Brittany asked, pushing Sam away from her face. "At least we didn't go and "tap that" like you did one time." Tina said, which makes Brittany look at her with a shocked and offended look on her face. "Listen, Brittany, we're so sorry about that!" Sam said. "Well, this was supposed to be a fun and special moment for us, but you guys….you ruined it." Brittany said. She storms out, making Tina run out of the room, to make sure it doesn't get any more ruined. "TINA!" Sam yelled. Tina runs down the hall, quickly, that Santana loses track on where she's going. "Really, Tina?!" Santana asked, angrily. She suddenly notices Brittany running past her, crying, which makes Santana run down the hall.
Somewhere else in the hall, Blaine and Kurt are sitting next to each other, and Blaine looks at Kurt. "You definitely got what just happened out of my mind, which I am glad at." Blaine said. "Well, I'm glad you did get it out of your mind." Kurt said. Blaine laughs a bit, and the two share a kiss, until Santana suddenly runs in. "BLAINE!" Santana yelled, pretty annoyed, making the kiss quickly part. "Santana, I told you to warn me!" Blaine said. "You will REGRET making my wife run out of the building in tears!" Santana exclaimed. "She left the building?! ON OUR ALL-NIGHTER?!" Blaine asked. "Yep, she did!" Santana said, leaning down to slap Blaine. "If you don't have anything nice to do for us, then leave." Kurt said. "Okay, I'll go get Brittany for my entertainment." Santana said, leaving the room, leaving the two shocked about what just happened. "How about we go, and I'll give you an icepack for your face?" Kurt asked. "Okay." Blaine said, and they both leave to get an icepack.
In an empty room, Brittany leans against the wall, still crying about how Sam and Tina ruined their all-nighter, and Santana walks into the room. "You okay?" Santana asked. "I don't think so." Brittany answered. "Listen, Brittany, Sam's a guy, who doesn't care about people's feelings. Our all-nighter's not ruined, it's just…..creepy." Santana said. Brittany smiles slimly at Santana, and they both share a kiss and hug. "You're gonna be okay." Santana said, making Brittany feel better.
Kurt is getting an icepack for Blaine, and Santana comes in. "I'm sorry for being a bitch tonight. I was just not feeling it, since this is my first all-nighter I've ever spent my life on, and I was just nervous." Santana said. Blaine walks to her, and tears run down Santana's face. "Just say you'll forgive me." Santana said. "Well, if you mean it, yes." Blaine said. "Thank you." Santana said. Kurt walks over to the two. "Well, at least this night can get better." Kurt said. Santana walks out, and Blaine looks at Kurt. "You can't forget that now we can hang out with no more interruptions." Kurt said. "Yep, at least we don't." Blaine said. A few seconds later, they share a passionate kiss, and then Kurt wonders for a second, which parts the kiss. "Is there something wrong?" Blaine asked. "What about your icepack?" Kurt asked. "Oh, well I briefly forgot, but I don't think I'm hurting anymore. I mean that slap wasn't hard." Blaine said. Kurt agrees with him, and they share a kiss again.
In the bathroom, Sam and Mason are having a water fight, and Jane walks in, shocked. "What the hell is happening?" Jane asked, when Mason suddenly spills water on Sam's shirt. "My shirt!" Sam exclaimed, jokingly, since it is a water fight. Jane goes behind Mason, and taps his shoulder. "Yes?" Mason asked. "What did I just spot?" Jane asked. "We were just having fun." Mason said. "Okay, I'll just watch." Jane said, laughing a bit.
[She goes to watch, and as she sees Sam flicker water on Mason, a song starts]
[Jane]
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no You got me looking, so crazy my baby I look and stare so deep in your eyes
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
I'm not myself lately I'm foolish, I don't do this
I've been playing myself, baby I don't care
Baby your love's got the best of me
Your love's got the best of me
Baby your love's got the best of me
Baby you're making a fool of me
You got me sprung and I don't care who sees
Cause baby you got me, you got me, oh you got me, you got me
I touch on you more and more every time
When you leave I'm begging you not to go
Call your name two or three times in a row
Such a funny thing for me to try to explain
How I'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame
And I still don't understand
Just how your love could do what no one else can
[Scene changes to Jane singing this to Mason in the auditorium]
Got me looking so crazy right now Hoping you'll save me right now Got me hoping you'll save me right now Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Your love's got me looking so crazy right now
Got me looking so crazy right now
Your touch got me looking so crazy right now (your love)
Your kiss got me hoping you'll save me right now (your love)
Looking so crazy in love
Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love
Got me looking so crazy right now
Your love's got me looking so crazy right now
Got me looking so crazy right now
Your touch got me looking so crazy right now
Your kiss got me hoping you'll save me right now (your love)
Looking so crazy in love
Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Mason applauds for Jane, and she looks down. "I didn't know if you need that to happen." Jane said. "I allowed it, don't worry." Mason said. Jane smiles at Mason.
A few minutes later, the all-nighter is close to an end, as Sam hugs Brittany. "I'm so sorry for kissing Tina unexpectedly." Sam said. "It's okay, I now realize that what you want can't happen all the time, and I didn't want to see you two make out, but it happened." Brittany said. The others meet up with the two, with Quinn sharing a hug with Sam, crying. "Quinn, why are you crying?" Sam asked. "I just didn't want this fun night to end." Quinn said. "You'll be okay, I promise." Sam said, kissing her forehead, making Santana and Brittany smile a bit. The others wave bye to Sam, as he walks out, and they walk out; Santana and Brittany along with Kurt and Blaine holding hands.
The next day, the whole glee club are preparing for a group number, as someone walks in – Angelina. "Guess who's back from surgery, bitches!" Angelina exclaimed, getting the others excited. She walks onto the auditorium stage, and hugs Kitty, and Kurt feels glad she didn't miss this one group number. "Well, you were just in time." Santana said.
[Angelina smiles, as the group number starts]
[Alissa]
Who's to say, who's not okay
The breakaways, will outlast, will outlast
[Mason]
Sticks and stones, won't break these bones
They're just some drones,
To get past, I'll get past
[Santana and Blaine]
Feeling downcast, like an outcast
Underdogs, it's time to bite back
[Alissa with The Talented New Yorkers]
We are, we are, we are, we are There's nothing you can say
Stronger from every scar
Brighter than any star
We're the outcast, outcast
To blow our dreams away
We rise above the fray
We're the outcast, outcast
[Rachel walks into the auditorium, and sees them performing, which makes her smiles a bit]
[Alissa and Mason]
I'd rather be outrageous than
[Santana and Blaine]
Just another door pushing again
[Alissa and Mason]
I'd rather be a rainbow than
[Santana and Alissa]
Just some shade of grey
[Blaine]
We are, we are, we are, we are
Stronger from every scar (Alissa: Yeah)
Brighter than any star (Alissa: Yeah)
We're the outcast (Mason: The outcast, yeah)
[The Talented New Yorkers]
Stronger from every scar
We're the outcast (Alissa: Oucast), outcast (Alissa: Outcast)
[They notice Rachel watching them, and they put their arms around each]
(Alissa: Oh) Brighter than any star (Alissa: Oh) We are, we are, we are (
The outcast, outcast
The outcast, outcast
Rachel applauds for them, and the glee club members hug each other, as the screen fades to black.
