*head desk* sometimes I really hate the damn plot bunnies. Not enough to get rid of them...just enough to wonder what exactly it is I've just written. *sigh* Oh well. This is for Cjabbott98.
Huge thanks to Alyksandra Howling who has dubbed both this story and ME her favorite thing to stalk! Yay stalking!
Cjabbott98- haha no worries, it happens :P yes, he found the potato. The potato has been turned sonic. It proves quite confusing :P Yeah, it actually ties in to my other story, "The Girl Left Behind," but still, it stands alone :P This is for you ;)
Donna Tempus Alena- I shall do my best to remember to type it in full :) Thanks. And yes, they definitely ask him for his help in examining it xD
wickaholic- ...I have no idea what just happened...but thanks...I think... xD No worries, man, I find myself saying "eh" a lot...and "mate"...and "oi!" I'm a bunch of stereotypes at once!
TheSwanWriter- Yeah...not that I've actually TRIED it...*shifty eyes* *innocent whistling* Nice guess, but it really WAS just a stubborn potato :P They really are a good paring, aren't they?
Oh, random fact. If anyone is wondering, I will NOT be making anymore jo belle chapters as the one I did was physically painful to write. I think I lost a few brain cells in the process as well...
So yeah, here's for Cjabbott98!
Backstage of the Who Wants To Be A Companion Set…
"I'm the sexiest!"
"No, I am!"
"I DIS-AGREE!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"ME!"
"Please! You're about as sexy as a Weeping Angel!"
"How dare you!? Well….you have the sex appeal of a Silent! As soon as the women leave, they forget all about you!"
"DALEKS ARE SUPERIOR!"
"Oh ho! Them's fightin' words!"
"Bring it on, Torchwuss!"
Cjabbott98 bursts into the room after hearing the 11th Doctor, Jack and a Dalek argue for the past ten minutes. Things had gotten quite heated and she could no longer stand it! How was she supposed to read fanfictions with all the noise?! "Boys, boys," she reprimanded them, "what's all this about?"
"Jack says that he's sexier than me!" the Doctor pouted adorably.
Jack straightened his military coat and snapped his suspenders, "That's 'cause I am!"
"INCORRECT! DALEKS ARE THE SUPERIOR RACE!" the Dalek protested.
"Are not!"
"ARE SO!"
"Stop it!" CJ bellowed, her voice reverberating off the walls powerfully. "Now, there's only one way to settle this. We are going to have a sexy-off!" The lights dim and a chair rises out of the floor. CJ sits on it and folds her hands on her lap. "So boys, there are three rounds. Whoever does the best, wins."
"Umm," Jack raised his hand hesitantly.
CJ nods at him, "Yes, Jack?"
"Do you do this often?"
"Shut it, Jack." CJ cleared her throat. "Now then, round number one is the "Sexy Look" round. Each of you give me your sexiest look." Jack gives CJ his adorable, crooked smile and adds in a wink for good measure, the Doctor gives her his "so hot when he's clever" look, and the Dalek…remains a Dalek. CJ scribbles down notes on a pad of paper and smiles.
"Round number two is the "Sexy Pose" round. Have at it boys!" Jack whips out a gun and points it off into the distance, choosing his "action hero" pose. The Doctor whips out his sonic screwdriver and pretends to read some scans, choosing his "confused but intrigued" pose. The Dalek spins around for a moment, thinking, then chooses his "I'm hot when I kill" look…which consists of him remaining a Dalek. Again, CJ writes down notes on each.
"Finally, round number three is the "Sexy Phrase" round." CJ waggles her eyebrows, "Come on, guys, make me swoon with fangirl happiness!" Jack turns to her, grins, and says his heart-melting "Well hello there." The Doctor glares at him, wishing he'd have thought of that first. He eventually chooses to go with the line that creates butterflies in a girl's stomach. "Geronimo," he murmurs, peeking up at CJ through his eyelashes. The Dalek chooses the simple line that everyone loves to hear. "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA?!" CJ finishes off with a few more notes, and then reads out the totals for all to hear.
"So everyone," she tucks her hair behind her ears and grins, "each round was out of ten points. So, all in all, Jack got 30/30," Jack punches the air, "the Doctor got 30/30," the Doctor claps his hands in glee, "and the Dalek got 5/30." Everyone stares at CJ like she's gone mad. "What?" She shrugs, "I like tea."
The Dalek leaves dejectedly while the Doctor and Jack realize that they tied. Once again, they started to argue over who was the sexiest. CJ jumps between them and grabs them both by the shirt collars. "Guys," she murmurs seductively, "I think you're both sexy as hell."
Cjabbot98 then proceeds to make out with both of them and, somewhere in Canada, stupid_nickel once again bashes her head against a desk and wonders what exactly it is she's doing with her life.
