BUSTed
"Heeheehee...Oh, man..." Stan chuckled with a wide grin.
"Heeheeheehee...Oh yeah..." Howdy and Boss agreed, getting situated on two of the miniature recliners in the counselors' lodge where the old little TV set was.
Stan gingerly pulled out the tape and let the plastic movie rental bag flutter carelessly, taking it out of its plastic case.
"Oh yeah..." he nearly squeaked.
"What'd ya git?" Howdy asked.
"Ta Tas For Now." Stan grinned as he placed the tape in the old VCR.
"Ohh hohoho..." Boss laughed eagerly, rubbing his hands together. "Put it in! Hurry! We only have a half hour before the girls get back from their seminar thing!- I mean, I need to observe these peoples' anatomies- I mean, oh, just put the naughty flick on!"
Stan hit the 'play' button and ran to the couch, pouncing on it in sheer excitement.
"Ah sure do feel bad for the other guys, missin' out on this'n all..."
"They said they didn't want any part of this. Those chickens. Those prudes."
"Heh heh! They'll be sorry!"
The video continued to play, going along the typical story plot. Wife is left at home to wait for plumber/salesman/tax collector/mailman/electrician/etc. so they can show them where the problem was or talk about the situation legitimately (usually in the kitchen or someone's bedroom) . Then they would get a little too friendly and well, in this case, the woman began to take off her shirt.
"Dang! I gotta take a leak. Guys, pause it for me," Stan requested quickly, running down the short hallway. His friends just sat there, drooling with bug-eyes while sitting on the edge of their seats.
"This is gettin' good..." Boss drawled.
"Hummenah hummenah hummenah..."
Just then, they heard voices and walking on the gravel path, nearing the small cabin. Howdy and Boss sprung up once they realized it was the girls coming back to take a break and dashed to the bathroom.
"Stan! Stan!" They yelled, pounding on the door.
"Are you done?" A flush followed by running water answered Boss' question. Stan opened the door.
"What's up?"
"The girls are a comin'! The girls are a comin'!"
"What? I thought I told you to lock the door!"
At that moment, they heard the screen door flap open. Stan grabbed his friends by their collars and pulled them into the small bathroom with him, closing the door mostly shut.
Penelope called out a 'Hello', and received no answer. The girls continued to walk around.
"Like, what's this?" Sandy asked, closing the fridge.
"Zey are making l-!" Bijou gave a choked reply as Sandy handed her a soda.
"It's so romantic..." Pashmina gushed, opening hers. They all gathered around the television, cooing.
"I can't believe the boys would watch something so sweet..." Penelope blushed.
"Huh?" The guys gawked, looking from the tiny crack in the bathroom door.
"It's best they don't understand..."
As Boss said this, the door closed and the girls had headed back out. Only a second later did it open again.
"Whoa, baby! Porno!" Cappy shrieked, signaling it was safe to come out.
