Mika whistled a random tune, looking a little bit less depressed, as Kane and Blaze randomly chased each other. Everyone just looked weirdly at the three but 3.0, who slightly understood (A/N Cause Onii-chan is just awesome like that). "Lady Mika is choosing a mutt over me?" Drake asked himself.
"I lost her AGAIN and this time to a dog?!" Kish yelled.
"At least you had her! I barely had time to go out on a date with her and now she's gone again!" Naruto shouted back.
All 3 guys glared at the white wolf who just sent a wolfish smirk back at them (A/N Meg, I now know how you feel but me, I am so milking it). Mika laughed and smiled at Kane. Once again, everyone looked at her weirdly. Mika tapped her head and smiled wider. "Telepathic connection."
"That's it. We lost," Kish stated.
"Damn you cruel world! Believe it!" Naruto screeched.
Drake just hung his head in defeat and muttered "I cannot believe I lost my lady to a dog…"
Mika just smiled even wider. "Show time!!"
Mika: Yola people of earth and hell.
3.0: And heaven!
ITKL: And goody two shoe heaven. We are your hosts, ITKL and Mika.
Mika: Cause we're just awesome like that.
Toffee: Onee-chan! Your forgetting us! Hi!
Kotomi: Hey!
Usa: ONEE-CHAN FEELS BETTER!! (glomps Mika)
Wolf: Yo!
3.0: Imouto-chan feels better! (joins Usa in the Mika glomp)
Mika: (laughs) Okay, c'mon, we have to start the reviews.
Ichigo: (is in a wheelchair) First review…. OOOOOOOOOWWWW!!! (chair is kicked offstage by 2.0 and Ichigo lands in a pile of boxes, limbs in awkward, PAINFUL, angles)
2.0: First review is from Meg.
NEVER get a blackberry pearl. I broke my voyager, and we had the pearl so my parents gave me it. I hate it. X3 ((starts singing Hate by Plain White T's)) o.O This thing has spell check... O_O
Ryou: my friend hates you and is trying to convert me... O_o
Kishu: my phones spell check made your name Jushi... xD o.o
All: umm, so how are you...?
Kishu: have you met the loves of my life? Their names are Ben and Jerry. XD
Anyone: sing Kiss and Tell by Selena Gomez.
Any good singers who wanna sing: sing Guilty Pleasure by Cobra Starship with me. ^^
All: Who likes Cobra Starship? I LOVE them. :P
Ryou: ((glomps))
I have absolutely nothing! ;o so, bye. o.O
Mika: Check! Never get a Blackberry!
ITKL: She is back!! (glomps Mika)
Mika: What is this? Glomp Mika Day?
Everyone (besides 2.0 (asshole…), 1.0, Ichigo, and Ryou): Yes.
Mika: YAY!! HUGS!!
Kish: Great… Another thing to ruin my day.. Well your phone sucks…
Everyone (Besides Ichigo and rejected guys): Awesome.
Ichigo: Ow…
Naruto: Horrible.
Kish: Miserable.
Drake: Please do not get me started.
Mika: (is cuddling with Kane (wolf form)
Kish: WHAT?! (goes to kill off Ben and Jerry)
Kotomi: He does realize their a ice cream company right?
ITKL: Lets just let him figure it out himself.
Toffee: (points to Zakuro at random)
Zakuro: (sings Kiss and Tell) (A/N Too lazy to look up damn lyrics)
Ryou: (sings the song Guilty Pleasures with Meg)
Wolf: Your lucky Kish isn't here. The title sounds suggestive
Ryou: Shut up!
Mika: DON'T YOU TELL MY ONEE-CHAN….. (remembers something similar from a earlier chapter and goes emo again) (A/N Referring to a time where I yelled at someone for saying something similar to MC)
All hosts: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.0: So darn close!!
Kane: (goes into humanoid form and puts Mika in his lap) Its ok Mika-chan.
Drake, Kish, Naruto: (boiling mad)
Toffee: Next review is from me!
Wolf: My friend is going as Misa for halloween, I'm being Alexis Texas (COPYRIGHT BITCHES. I SAID FUCKING COPYRIGHT. NO, BETTYRIGHT. IN YO FACES YOU HUNGRY TIGERS. HUNGRY NASTY STEALING HUNGRY TIGERS) and another friend is being a cowboy. She Was going to be Mello if her Misa costume didnt come in time, and just cut her Misa wig short and wear all leather, but I said that'd be weird, since I'm in love with mello, So her back up plan is L. The misa wig wouldnt fit ma curly hair I just looked like Hannah Montana.. I MADE AN AWESOME HANNAH MONTANA *-* ..I dont know why I'm.. still.. typing, I just felt like reviewing something since I never review.. even though I didnt even say anythign of importance..
SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME PERSON (me) OUT.
..NOW
*Leaves to go buy Kiss & tell album by SG & da Scene* EMO GLOVEZ XD
Wolf: Awesome. Hope you have fun!
ITKL: Dang Toffee, Mika thought you were dead..
Toffee: Well this proves I'm alive!
3.0: Last review is from me.
Mika: (lifts head off Kane's chest) I have a bad feeling about this…
3.0: (smiles mischievously)
Mika, this was the funniest chapter you have done yet!! and kudos to everyone else for their awesome dares!!
2.0: 2.0-Teme? -_-;
Mint and 3.0: (go on date)
Tomahawk: so uncool. -_-
Drake" Make Mika feel better with your expertise in love and companionship.
Usa: thanks.
Drake: Kiss Mika.
Kish and Naruto: try to beat up Drake.
Mystic: show up, and beats up an assassin sent by enemies of Mika to kill her, and disappear as fast as you cane in a blink of an eye!
Mika: how are you feeling now?
Sakura: kiss Naruto in front of Mika.
Mika: kill the Pinkie.
that is all I can think of.
talk to you later!
Mika: Yes because you're a jerk!
Kane: (nods in agreement)
2.0: I thought you didn't hate me anymore.
Mika: Oh shut up!
3.0: We'll go after. I want to see how this turns out.
Mint: It does seem like it'll turn out funny.
Drake: Okay.
Kane: (growls and tightens grip on Mika) Don't even think about it.
Drake: But it's a dare.
Mika: (sighs) Drake, you do realize what Onii-chan is implying?
Drake: Wha….. Oooohhhhhh.
ITKL: Wow.. Damn it 3.0, you're a perv.
3.0: (nods)
Usa: Your welcome!
Kane: HELL NO!!!!
Drake: It is a dare, wolf..
Kane: Not in your undead life, bastard. Mika-chan is mine.
3.0: I could always dare worse in my next review….
Mika: (mutters something that sounds suspiciously like evil bastard) Fine. (gets up to Kane's shock, pecks Drake on the lips, then goes back into Kane's lap) There!
Kane: (growls slightly and buries face into Mika's hair, inhaling her scent) Never again.
Naruto, Kish: Ok!! (attack Drake and it turns into a three-way brawl)
*With the real Naruto, Kish, and Drake*
Naruto: We have to think of a plan to get rid of the wolf! Any ideas?!
Kish: Ummm…. No.
Drake: I cannot think of anything either.
Naruto: YOU REVIEWERS MUST HELP US!!
Kish: Okay, while we think up something, let's jump back into the fight and pretend it was us.
Naruto: (nods and makes the necessary hand symbols, replacing the clones with the real people)
(A/N (a lot of notes today) if you have an idea for the boys to use, PM me and it'll be featured in next chapter! Or the one after. Oh and put in the pairing your idea benefits)
*Back at the studio*
Mika: (snuggles closer to Kane) Slightly better.
Blaze: (barks and licks Mika's face)
Mika: Blaze! (giggles and wipes face)
Blaze: (does the silly dog face as Kane sighs)
Sakura: I don't wanna!
ITKL: Punishment dare! Kiss Sasuke and let Toffee kill you!
Sakura; Yay! (kisses Sasuke)
Sasuke: GROSS! (pushes Sakura away and gags)
Toffee: YOU BITCH!! (kills Sakura)
Mika: (revives her) End of chapter!
ITKL: Review!
Wolf: Dare!
Kotomi: Ask!
Toffee: Annoy!
Usa: Hey! That's my job!
3.0: Bye!
