Chapter 28: I said stop flaming the story! It was a mistake when Professor Trelawney said that, okay! GO TO FUCKING HELL! YOU SUCK! Fangs to fily for the help! Raven, have fun with kiwi!

We went into a black room. The walls were black with portraits of gothic bands like MCR, GC and Marlin Mason all over them. A big black coffin was in the middle. Red velvet lined the black coffin. There were three chairs made of bones with real skulls in them. I was wearing a black corset bra with purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a black leather thong underneath. I sat down one of the chairs. So did Draco and Vampire."Are you okay?" Vampire asked potting his alabaster hand on mine.

He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing black nail polish with red crosses on it. "Yeah, I guess," I said sadly. Drako also put his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my black lipstick.

"The problem is… I have to seduce Voldemort. I'll have to go back in time." Draco started to cry sadly. Vampire hugged him.

"It's okay, Ebony," he said finally. "But what about me? You're not gonna break up with me or anything, are you?"

"Of course not!" I gasped.

"Really?" he asked.

"Sure."

We frenched sexily. Vampire looked at us… I took off Draco's MCR shirt and seductively took off his pants.

He was hung like a Stallone. He had replaced the Vampire tattoo with one that said 'Ebony' on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He looked exactly like Gerard Way. Vampire took a video camera. (I had said it was okay before). I took off my clothes. Then we were in for the ride of our lives. We started frenching as we climbed into the coffin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.

"I love you, Ebony. Oh let me feel you I need to feel you," he screamed as I got an orgasm. Vampire filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly…

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" It was… Snape and Professor McGonagall!


Editor's note: What is it with you people and porn?