Hi. Can I just say, I hate the concept of algebra. It's like, WHEN AM I EVER GOING TO NEED THE VALUE OF X IN REAL LIFE?! SERIOUSLY! Like, do I need the value of x and z to help me decide what to order at a restaurant? Will I need y when I'm trying to figure out the speed limit on the highway?! Anyway, I won't bother you anymore. I just needed to get that out.

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I put throw off a cliff instead of kill for this one because killing is violent.

Deranged Fangirl asks:

Clara, (throw off a cliff), shag, or marry: 12, 11, Danny, Missy, Santa Claus, War Doctor.

War Doctor, 12, 11, 10, and 9, who do you crack ship yourself with (ship cannot be cannon)

River, you've met all the Doctors! Pick a favorite!

Jack, if a Dalek was like REALLY cute, would you flirt with it?

Doctors, (throw off a cliff), shag, or marry: Jack, Rose, River, Martha, Danny, Micky/Ricky, The Master/Missy, Clara.

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Clara: Let's see… well I only have to shag the war Doctor so the twelfth and eleventh Doctor are taken care of then I'd marry Danny, throw Missy off a cliff-

Missy: Hey!

Clara: YOU KILLED MY BOYFRIEND!

Missy: I didn't kill him. Just turned him into a cyberman. He killed himself.

Clara: Fine then, you ruined him!

Missy: Oh stop crying. You still have him *points at Master*

Master: *Waves*

Clara: We'll talk about him later. Anyway, I'd marry Santa lastly.

War Doctor: Crack ship? I'm still getting my head around 'cannon' and 'head cannon'!

Twelfth Doctor: Who do I crack ship myself with? Sylvia.

Donna: My mum?!

Twelfth Doctor: well it is a crack ship. Its not like it's actually going to happen.

Donna: Point taken… I'm still keeping my eye on you.

Twelfth Doctor: She hates me!

Donna: That is… surprising true.

Eleventh Doctor: Smeagol.

Amy: Imagine the pair of you. He'd be hugging his ring going 'my precious' and you'd be hugging your fez going 'my precious'

Eleventh Doctor: It's a crack ship Amy, it's not going to happen

Tenth Doctor: Oh I don't know… can I say a Dalek? Is that valid?

Dalek: I WOULD NEVER DATE YO-O-O-U-U!

Tenth Doctor: Then in that case, it is valid.

Dalek: I DIDN'T SAY I SHIP US TOGETHER!

Tenth Doctor: So it's not valid..?

Dalek: N-O-O-O, IT IS A VALID CRACK SHIP!

Tenth Doctor: So I don't need to come up with another one?

Dalek: THAT IS CORRECT!

Tenth Doctor: Thank you sweet Rassilon.

Ninth Doctor: Oh maybe Hermione Granger.

Donna: One regeneration up and I'd say that that isn't a valid crack ship.

Tenth Doctor: Don't you start.

Donna: I'm kidding!

Jack: Flirting with a dalek… well,

Dalek: YOU ARE WILLING TO FLIRT WITH ME-E-E-E-E?

Jack: Oh hello. It depends. I'll flirt with Oswin. I can do that.

Oswin: No complaints here.

Jack: I like that.

Clara: Please, take this to another room.

Jack: Oh will do.

Clara: I didn't mean it like that!

Oswin: I do.

Clara: I quit. Somebody else can deal with you two.

Oswin: You jealous?

Clara:… Next question!

Ninth Doctor: Shag, marry, marry, shag, cliff, cliff, cliff, shag

Tenth Doctor: Shag (if he buys me a drink)

Jack: Which I will.

Tenth Doctor: Marry, marry, shag, cliff, cliff, shag- I mean marry- I mean cliff, shag.

Martha: You'd marry him?

Master and tenth Doctor: Its complicated.

Martha: Must be.

Donna: Doctor,

Tenth Doctor: Yeah?

Donna: Didn't you say something once about how if a species is about to die off, they'd find other ways to create offspring and live?

Tenth Doctor: … I did?

Donna: Yup.

Tenth Doctor: Well then… like I said,

Master: It's complicated.

Eleventh Doctor: Shag, marry, marry, shag, cliff, cliff, it's complicated, marry.

Twelfth Doctor: Cliff,

Jack: Hey!

Twelfth Doctor: Sorry. Marry, marry, shag, cliff, cliff, it's still complicated…marry..?

Clara: Why does that offend me?

Twelfth Doctor: No idea.

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Questions are still closed. Till next time.