Bwah ha ha...sooo...pagelupin...

Yeaaaaah...

Uhrm...she gave me an idea to write a story about a tea party...

But I'm not positive about how to write it...I was going to go for when their older...but I didn't know how to write it...so it's going to be way back when...in the Wammy House...yeppers...

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"KWAAAAA!!!"

Matt looked up from his game and looked around. "What was THAT Mel?"

Mello rushed in and waved a sheet of paper in the red-head's face. "L's coming! L's COMING! L'S COMING FOR A TEA PARTY!"

"A...tea...party?"Matt asked, slightly in shock.

Mello placed a hand on his hip and huffed. "Yes, moron. Haven't you...? Oh, you haven't...well, it'll be fun with someone else, Near never comes...because we stole his toys that one party."

Matt got up off of the couch he was sitting on. "What do you DO at these tea partys anyway?"

"Uhm, did you eat a bowl of oblivious this morning?"

"No, I had toas--"

"We drink TEA, Matt. That and do hair...and wear dresses..."

"Dresses...?" Matt stammered.

"Hmnnn, it's fun." Mello smiled.

"Fun doesn't involve dresses and doing hair."

"You'll like it, don't worry."

The next day, at precisely 3:00PM, the two friends marched on to 'L's Room', and knocked on the door. It swung open. There was L, looming in the door way with a pot of steaming water. "Why hello there, Mello...I see you brought Matt along. Good." L motioned for them to enter.

Matt entered the room after Mello, and gasped. The room was covered in all kinds of sweets, next to ribbons and dresses with shiny jewels. He rushed over to the mat on the floor and sat down. "Can we start this tea party now?" he grinned.

L smiled and sat down too. "Of course, sit down Mello."

"What are we going to do first?" Mello asked happily.

"Dresses and hair, of course!" L whipped around and held up the dresses.

There was a emerald green dress and a black dress in L's fist. Matt jumped at the sight of the green one, and he already tell Mello was going to take the black one. "Now, go into the other room and change. I have to get my own dress on." L ordered, pointing at a door.

They changed quickly and walked out to meet L in a long midnight blue gown. "It's tea time, right?" Mello asked.

"Yes, please, eat what you would like."

Matt was still uneasy about the dressing-in-drag thing, and his face was a mild red. "Well, Matt-kun, maybe the emerald dress was unfitting, maybe a red one would have been better." Mello pipped up, in an all-knowing tone.

That made Matt turn an even darker hue of red. "Hmn. Well, this is actually more fun than I thought I would be...but...aren't those...Near's...?" Matt asked, nodding at the figures next to the doughnuts.

Suddenly the door flew open. There was Near, as mad looking as can be. "MY ACTION FIGURES...!"

L and Mello grinned. "We needed them."

"MR.DUCKY IS WEARING A TU-TU!?! HE'S A MALE DUCK YOU IDIOTS!"

Matt laughed. Straaaaaange People...

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Uhm. I'm bored.

And I have no idea if this is good. Please review, and you can play tea-party with Mr. Ducky in a tu-tu.