A/N: Sorry for such a delay, but I kinda warned you it would be happening. Still, sorreh! D:

Dawn of Hospitality

Jobs: Xelus Draken

"Next!"

He had worked on all sorts of people while working at the 'Inkquisition'. Orks, Necron, Tau, even an occasional Eldar, so the Astartes that walked in was no surprise as he plopped down in the chair. Unbeknownst to the astartes, however, was that he was the (un)lucky winner of his daily lottery. Tzeentch be praised, this was going to be an entertaining five minutes.

"What can I do for you today? 'Emperor protects', 'Praise the Emperor', 'Mom'?"

"What your tongue, traitor!" he snarled before quieting down. "'Praise the Emperor', left arm, please..."

"Uh huh." Xelus chuckled before sliding a fresh vial of ink into his 'weapon' of choice and got to work on the Astartes' muscular arm. The next few minutes were filled with a constant bzzzz as Xelus worked his magic. Finally, the constant buzzing stopped as the chaos marine let out a grunt of approval at his work.

"Done."

"Alright, lets have a look at i-GOLDEN THRONE OF TERRA!"

Xelus only laughed when his customer leapt from the chair and charged at him, eyes ablaze with the Emprah's furry.

"WHAT IS THIS HERESY?" the Astartes snarled, pointing at his arm as Xelus lit a Lho stick through his helmet. Because he could.

"Problem?"

"What is this...this filth on my arm?"

"Hey, look at it this way," Xelus shrugged, blowing a puff into the marines face and nodding at his arm. "I put a lot of time and effort into that pony."

A/N: In the words of Alucard: %$# you thats how. :D

Shadowbane509- Eh hehe, not exactly...

Theluckyshot- I do believe hes a fan favorite.

Gundrium- Very good idea, that. The Imperium would probably just keep walking on air FOR THE EMPRAH. Slaanesh would just see that as a challenge, and Khorne would be happy to help. Your more then welcome to try and do it yourself, though. :)

Schadenfreude555- Your very welcome my good man!

ODST 262- Thanks mate. We shall see what happens next...

Gadaan- Touche!

RokkitBoyz- You and me both, friend. You and me both...

Random Zaku pilot- I plan on trying!

WolfPaladin- Thats kind of a running gag for this story. Tau names: always crazy, all the time.

Wolfiuz1- Eh... doubt it.

Joashabi- Right next to the snack machines, down the hall to the left.

Crimson Warblade- Hehe, thanks. Is it bad I first read your name 'Crimson Baneblade'?

Lost guy on the lost planet- Yes... Khorne would approve, I believe. I believe Chaos Marines trolls are an interesting idea, no?