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Hannibal have at her with a 'yeah-right-you-think-you-can-defeat-me?' look. "You think you can stop the might Hannibal Roy Bean?" he asked her.

Melody leaned down and looked at him, "yes I can, when you don't have this wu," he said as she took the Moby Morpher away from him, "not so powerful, are you now?" she asked him as she threw the wu at Jack. She took out the Ying-Yang yo-yo.

"No, no, no. Please no!" Hannibal pleaded. He knew what she was going to do with it.

Melody turned around and faced him, "actually, yes, yes, yes. Ying-Yang yo-yo," she said as she twirled the yo-yo on her finger. A white portal appeared and the tiger who had pinned Hannibal to the ground grabbed him by the head and flung him into the portal where he stayed there.

"Now that we got rid of villain number one," Jack said as he walked closer to Melody, "what do you think we should do with the rest of them?"

"You're going to rule the world so it's your job to think that though," she told him.

Jack nodded in agreement. "Well, well, well," he said as he went close to Wuya, "you are going to be a cheerleader. Cheering for me at my empire!"

"Your empire?" Melody asked as she put her hands on her hips.

"You know what I mean," he told her.

"No I actually don't."

"I meant our empire. Sorry caught up in the moment," Jack said as he petted her shoulder.

"I am not going to be your cheerleader and cheer for an imbecile," Wuya snapped.

"Don't cheer and you die!" Melody said dramatically, "a slow and painful death where people will not hear your screams as I stab you multiple times in the arm."

"Only in the arm?" Wuya asked her.

"No," Melody shook her head, "but in other places too. The stomach, the chest, the heart, the veins. In other words, Jack is gonna rule the world and I'm gonna do the dirty work."

"So in other words you're going to massacre her right?" Chase asked.

"Her and maybe you," Melody said. "No, definitely you."

"Is she a sight for sore eyes now?" Raimundo asked Clay.

"Well I got my cheerleader," Jack said, "the losers are going to be my prisoners along with the rest of the monks in that Loser Temple."

"The shen gong wus are going to be put away safely so no one has any access to them," Melody said.

"Let me guess," Kimiko said, "is your combination going to be 1, 2, 3?"

"Not telling you," Jack told her.

"If I had a word combination it would most likely be 'Jack Spicer is Hot," Melody proudly said.

Everyone in the room groaned. "Will you please get a death?" Omi told her.

"It's get a life," Raimundo corrected him, "but getting a death is not that bad either."

Jack walked around the room, "you know, Chase's lair is not that bad. You know if we throw a different color and move a few things it can officially be my lair," he said.

"I already built you one," Melody said.

Jack looked at her. Surprised and flattered. "You did?"

"Yeah I thought that if I ever meet you, which I did, and since you have planned doing world domination since forever, I thought why not?" Melody explained.

"Oh thank you," Jack said as he hugged her.

"Somebody gouge my eyes out I think I might throw up," Raimundo said.

"Also as a good surprise I have built some huge robots that not even he can defeat," she said as she pointed at Chase, "or them," she pointed to the Xiaolin warriors.

"Where are they?" Jack asked her.

"Well they're at your new lair, waiting for you and them," she said. She approached Katnappe, "I think we should make her be our maid."

"I'm not going to be your maid," Katnappe refused.

"And if she refuses then we'll let the dogs out on her," Melody said.

Jack was getting really, really excited about this whole plan. "Yeah and we can have the Xiaolin losers playing with my wild cats."

"Your wild cats?" Chase asked.

"And we can have him be in a trap without a shirt and pants and having his belly painted yellow," Melody said.

"I LOVE IT!" Jack yelled. "Show me to my new evil lair," he said as he gathered the shen gong wus and the Jack-bots, along with the lions, tigers, and panthers, with the Xiaolin warriors, and the rest of the villains.


Okay, this chapter was not my strongest one. In other words, I did not like it that much. I think it was a 1 on a scale from 1-10. So I'll let ya'll decide. Anyway thank you to all of your reviews!