The male members of Organization XIII (excluding Xemnas, who couldn't care less either way) came together to discuss their newest and most troublesome member. Number XII, Larxene, the Savage Nymph.
"Larxene is becoming a problem now. She is going to kill us all in her sleep," Xigbar stated.
"Perhaps she feels inferior to us, being the newest member," Zexion pondered.
"What should we do about it?" Saix asked.
"She broke my arm when I took the last cookie," Demyx complained.
"She gave me a concussion last month." Luxord added.
Xigbar came up with an idea, but he needed the others to agree to him. The men seemed to already be on his side, but he decided to sing to make sure that they would all agree.

Xigbar: "What can you expect from that filthy little heathen.
Here's what you get when genders are diverse.
Her lips are hellish red.
She will make us all dead.
She's vermin, as I said, and worse."

Organization XIII: "The Savage Nymph,
Savage Nymph."

Xigbar: "Can't ever have been human."

Organization XIII: "The Savage Nymph,
Savage Nymph."

Xigbar: "Rotten to the Core.
She's not like you and me,
She's even worse than evil.
We must make this a war."

The Nobodies nodded in agreement.
"The Savage Nymph,
Savage Nymph,
Dirty shrieking devil.
Now we must make this a war."

Zexion walked forward and faced the rest of the Organization:
"This is what we feared,
Behind that pale face is a demon.
The only thing she's felt at all was greed."

Luxord continued:
"Beneath that confident stride,
There's emptiness inside."

Axel and Saix: "I wonder if she'll even bleed?"

Organization XIII: "The Savage Nymph,
Savage Nymph
Can't ever have been human.
Savage Nymph,
Savage Nymph."

Zexion: "Killer at the core."

Luxord: "She's different from us,
She truly can't be trusted."

Zexion: "We must make this a war."

Organization XIII: "The Savage Nymph,
Savage Nymph."

Axel and Saix: "We must deal with this girl."

Organization XIII: "We really must make this a war.
Savage Nymph,
Savage Nymph."

Xaldin: "We can take her on, men."

Organization XIII: "The Savage Nymph,
Savage Nymph."

Xigbar: "Now it's up to you, men!"

Organization XIII: "The Savage Nymph,
Savage Nymph,
Can't ever have been human.
Now we must make this a war."

Larxene steps into the room. "So, I've heard you've been talking about me."
She smirked. The others in the room all summoned their weapons.
"Thunder!" Larxene shouted. Lightning bolts shot everyone present aside from herself. One by one the members of the Organization snapped out of their daze and attacked her. All failed
"Later, freaks." She giggled once everyone else was on the ground, helpless.
Demyx groaned: "Let's not do that again."


This one was so much fun. This was probably one of my favorites.

Thank you my wonderful partner, NatNicole for your review.

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