I DO NOT OWN GLEE.

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GLEE!

The look on the faces around them was priceless. Out of the hundreds of choirs that had competed they'd won. Will kind of. They'd tied in first place with another school who even Rachel had to admit had been very good. The trophy had gone home with them on the plane practically needing it's own seat. Finn had a photo of Rachel hugging the trophy it's glittery microphone above her head. Principal Figgins had given the trophy prime placement in the school achievement case, a photo of the screaming New Directions being presented the trophy was also framed next to it.

"I had no idea you had the kind of money to bribe judges." Azimio sniggered. "Even your trophy is faggy."

"And where's your trophy?" Santana asked sweetly. "The same place as your girlfriend, dick and brain- in make believe land."

Azimio let out a growl but did nothing, with Bully Whips at every turn he couldn't exactly kill her like he wanted to.

"We're always looking for new members if you want to be in a winning team for a change!" Kurt yelled after him, it felt good to stand up to his tormentors. The back and forth between the glee clubbers and essentially every one else in the school who were in a state of non-belief went on for roughly three weeks. Without a major competition to prepare for glee club meeting now consisted of goofing off to songs, making up the most ridiculous choreography they could come up with and serenades from couples. No one really noticed that two of their own weren't exactly participating with the gusto that was normal to them. Kurt had taken over Rachel's place in diva-off's with Mercedes and the band drummer stayed behind his kit. Instead of laughing with their friends Finchel was almost always in deep discussion, messing around on Rachel's pink Mac every so often enlisting in the expertise of Lauren and Artie.

"Okay that's it!" Kurt grumbled marching straight to the huddled duo. "I was totally flat on that last note and you didn't so much as wince!"

"I'm sure you weren't flat." Rachel said closing the laptop screen and smiling at her best friend.

"I was. On purpose of course, just to prove that something is up with you two!" Kurt replied wagging a finger. "You're not pregnant are you?"

"No!" Finn all but shouted the tips of his ears turning pink. "We're just working on something."

"Ah, Nationals is over and not even Rachel Berry would be preparing for sectionals already." Mike joked.

"It's personal." Rachel frowned fixing her stare on every one. "It's nothing to do with glee club, it's between Finn and I."

"Horse shit." Santana called out. "Nothing in this club is personal, our entire lives are a free for all for everyone in here. Besides we're going to find out eventually anyway."

Finn bit his lip, she was right. Nothing stayed a secret around here for long anyway.

"Rachel's helping me with a present for my mum's birthday." Finn said slowly. "It's a movie. Kind of."

"With the help of Lauren and Artie, we've been compiling videos, photos and the like of Finn and his family and we;re making a movie for Carole. We've already picked out the music and we're going to arrange to show it in the auditorium for her." Rachel explained. "We even included some of our glee performances."

"Please tell me one of the songs isn't Mama by the Spice Girls." Mercedes begged making a face. "That song annoys me."

"You'll just have to see at the world premiere." Rachel teased. "We've almost finished."

"Carole's birthday is on Saturday." Kurt muttered to himself. "This will make my cashmere sweater with matching scarf look cheap."

"You can help with the dinner." Finn offered. "We're setting up a picnic with all of Mum's favourite foods and this awesome chocolate strawberry cake thing."

"I guess I could help with that." Kurt considered.

"Finn's a total mama's boy." Puck snickered. "Does she still tuck you in at night and kiss your boo-boo's better?"

"Says the guy whose mum still cuts the crusts off his sandwiches." Rachel retorted. "And she licks her handkerchief and cleans your face at temple!"

"Hey! Temple is like fight club. What happens at temple stays and temple- you do not talk about temple!"

Santana didn't bother smothering her snort, Puck as a mama's boy appealed to her funny bone.

"So when can we see this Scorcese shit?" She asked.

"I think Carole deserves the first peek, don't you?" Rachel asked her. "If you're really interested we can show you after her birthday."

"Maybe they can help." Finn grinned. "Mum loved when we sang at the wedding."

"You want us to show up on a Saturday night just to sing Finn's mum Happy Birthday?" Brittany asked. "Awesome! I love birthday parties."

"As long as it's not just some lame birthday song, it has to be good." Puck agreed, he had a soft spot for Mrs. Hummel.

"Well I guess now we have something to prepare for and only two days to do it." Kurt clapped his hands. "Everybody hit your playlists, we need the perfect song!"

He had been hanging out with Rachel too much!

GLEE!

NEXT TIME ON GLEE:

SOMEone was suspiciously absent from the above? I wonder when they'll reappear...and will it be bad timing?