A/N: Okay guys, welcome to 'The Hobbit' special! Except that's it not a special because it's just the next scene. We're just giving it to you in honor of the hobbit. This will be rare so enjoy it.

Scene 29

(Sam and Frodo are sleeping, Gollum is off in the distance, talking to himself. Or at least, his other personality.)

Gollum: We wants it, we needs it. Must have precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false.

Yoda: No, not Anakin's son. The chosen one, he should be.

Gollum: No precious, that's false. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie...

Yoda: My friend, master is.

Gollum: You don't have any friends.

Yoda: Used to, I did.

Gollum: You're a liar and a thief.

Yoda: No, a Jedi I am.

Gollum: Murderer...

Yoda: Away you go.

Gollum: What did you say?

Yoda: Away you go and come back never.

Gollum: No, no.

Yoda: Away you go and come back never!

Gollum: No.

Yoda: Away you go and come back never!

(Silence.)

Yoda: Told him to go away we did. And he did. Gone he is, gone he is, gone he is, free Yoda iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss ssssssssssssss!

A/N: Hope you liked it, and we'll see you back here tomorrow! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! (Yeah, I know, not time yet, but whatever...)