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Don't ask, Don't tell


All Watanuki wanted was a glass of water. He was thirsty and wanted something to drink. It was the middle of the night and everything. So how did he end up under the covers shaking and a red face?

Oh yeah, it was because of them.


It was about 11:57 pm when he and the rest of the sleepover group decided to call it a night. The group consisted of Syaoran, Syaoron, Doumeki and Yuui-sensei. Ordinarily a student doesn't invite a teacher to these kinds of things but something happened to said teacher that made him cringe in sympathy.


Watanuki was walking down the hallway during lunch break; trying to find his insufferable idiot of a friend when he saw Yuui and Fai talking about something. Confused, he went towards the pair. "Hey Fai-sensei, Yuui-sensei; what's up?"

Fai looked at Watanuki with a grin. "Oh, nothing much. I was just telling my little brother about my romantic weekend I will have with my Kuro-love-sensei~!"

The teen looked at Yuui to confirm. The blonde shrugged. "I see. So where are you guys going?" Watanuki really didn't want to know but he can tell by Yuui's desperate expression, the sooner Fai gets it out; the better.

"Kurgy-sensei's taking me somewhere special and secret~!" Fai swooned at the statement. "I wanted him to tell me but he scoffed and pushed me out of his office~!"

"Man, Kurogane-sensei has gotten really insecure lately." Watanuki offhandedly commented.

"You have no idea." Yuui smirked before turning back to Fai. "That's great and all but what about the inside my house that you plainly poisoned!"

"….I'm sorry, what?" Watanuki asked.

Fai chuckled as he waved dismissively. "I did something a bit gruesome to his kitchen and now his house is now out of commission."

"Brother….you blew up my stove and got the oven on fire. The statement 'a bit gruesome' is clearly understated!" Yuui crossed his arms as he huffed. "Now I have to stay in your and Kurogane-sensei's place until my house is repaired."

Watanuki looked at the twins. Apparently, one weekend was planned while another was ruined. At that moment, he was glad that he didn't have a twin…..even gladder that he didn't have a twin who was like Fai. "Um…if you want Yuui-sensei, you can hang out with me; I'm hosting a sleepover this weekend with the guys."

Yuui looked over at Watanuki and smiled. "Really?" He looked over at Fai and smirked. "I think that's a wonderful idea. I'll be there."

Fai cheered. "Yay~! Now everyone's happy~!" He then walked off while waving. "Now if you'll excuse, I have a certain doggy to tame~!"

Watanuki and Yuui just stared as the chemistry teacher walked off; singing was he went.

"….Did he really meant what he said?"

Yuui looked at him with a slightly depleted look on his face. "When doesn't he?"

"….right."


So Yuui came for the sleepover was introduced to the few people that were there (i.e: Syaoran, Syaoron and Doumeki). They played a few games, got cooking lessons from Yuui and watched a few movies. So when it was about midnight, they decided to hit the hay and call it a night. Syaoran and Doumeki were in Watanuki's room; sleeping on the floor with blankets and pillows while Syaoron and Yuui slept in the living room.

About 3:46am, Watanuki woke up feeling a bit thirsty. Sighing, he got up from the bed and walked carefully out of the room (but not without kicking Doumeki in the side first). He got out of the room and walked down the lone hallway. He got to the kitchen with no trouble and got a glass of water. He glanced at the living from there and raised an eyebrow.

"Hmm…I was very confused on why Yuui and Syaoron wanted to sleep in the living room but I guess they're still new and everything." Watanuki chuckled at the thought. "Better to make one friend at a time." Setting his glass on the counter, he started walking back to his room. He was walking pass the bath room (which he failed to notice that the light was on there) when he heard a groan coming from it.

He stopped. "What the heck?"

"Uh~"

Watanuki narrowed his eyes in confusion. "Was that Yuui-sensei?" He then heard the faucet running and then shrugged. "Huh, Yuui-sensei must not be used to the hours." He was about to walk away when he heard something even more suspicious.

"Wait Syaoron…don't..ah~!"

"S-Syaoron?"

"Just me a second; I promise you, you won't feel a thing."

Watanuki blushed. He turned his head away from the door. "S-Syaoron…with Yuui-sensei? T-That's not possible…they…they're guys right so why—"

"Ow~! Syaoron please, it hurts~! Take it out~! Ahn~!"

That line alone blew any logical sense Watanuki had left in his brain.

"J-Just give me a second! Argh….It's pretty stuck in there! L-Let me take it out slowly, okay?"

"Ow,ow,ow! Syaoron please! No more, just get it out! I can't take it anymore~!"

"Okay! Okay…just let me just slowly take it out and you'll feel better."

"O-Okay…." A moment of silence before a shaky sigh was heard. "J-Just please…please Syaoron take it ou-aaaaahhh~!"

A moan of relief was heard before Watanuki heard Syaoron grunt of content. By that point, he wanted nothing more than to just go back in time and forget that moment even happened. Quickly and quietly, Watanuki ran back to his room and did an amazing leap to his bed and covered himself with his sheets and shivered in embarrassment.

Syaoran blinked slowly as he vaguely saw Watanuki's sheet-covered form shaking. "Hmm? What's wrong with him…bad dream?" He tiredly asked.

Doumeki who was awake for some time just scoffed. "As if."

Watanuki stayed awake for the rest of the night.


[In the bathroom]

Syaoron sighed as he washed the blood of his hands. "Man Yuui-sensei that was some injury you got. Now what happened to you again?"

Yuui rubbed his bandaged shoulder as he groaned a bit in pain. "Well I was in the kitchen, trying to get something went I slipped on a small puddle and hit the fridge. Then the next thing I know I had a broken piece of a family photo frame on me."

The boy nodded as he saw that piece flow in the sink. "Man that sucks. Good thing I was awake at the time or else you'll be in a bigger mess." He cleaned up the bathroom while Yuui just sat on top of the toilet seat. "You know you might have to buy Watanuki a new frame."

"Yes, I'm aware of that. I'll buy one and give it to him on Monday." Yuui smiled as Syaoron chuckled. "My weekend just got worse and worse didn't it?"

"Naw, I wouldn't say that. But if it makes you feel any better; I wasn't having a swell weekend either."

"Oh, how so?"

Syaoron grimaced. "Does taming a dog ring any bells for you?"

"….I'm so sorry."

"Not as sorry as Kurogane-sensei's going to be."


[Monday]

Watanuki was walking down the hallway to his next class. He finally got the fact that maybe Yuui and Syaoron were together and he should support them no matter what. That's why when he spotted Yuui at the end of the hallway he took a deep breath and walked towards him as proud and graceful as possible.

A/N: Can we say 'Fail' on this one? XD

"Yuui-sensei!" Watanuki shouted out. "I need to talk to you!"

The cooking teacher looked over and smiled. "Oh, Watanuki! Just the person I wanted to see." He was holding something in his arms but it went unnoticed. "I just wanted to say that I had fun at the sleepover last weekend."

Watanuki coughed but nodded. "T-Thanks but that's not what I wanted to talk to you about."

Yuui raised an eyebrow on that. "It's not? Then what is it?"

Taking in a few seconds to breathe, Watanuki look straight into Yuui's eyes. "I know."

"…You know?"

"Yes, I know everything."

It took Yuui a moment before his eyes widened as it clicked into his head. "Oh. Oh. Look Watanuki, I want to apologize for what I did. I swear it wasn't-" He was cut off as Watanuki shook his head.

"No it's fine. I think that it's totally okay." Watanuki fondly smiled at the teacher. "I have no problem with it whatsoever. I know you might think I'll get angry about it but I'd like to say that I'm not and I hope that it wouldn't tear our friendship because of it."

Yuui blushed at the straightforwardness that Watanuki was obviously having. "W-Why thank you, Watanuki. That was very sweet but….I still feel like I owe you an explanation nonetheless." He then unwrap the thing that was in his arms. "So I got you this."

"I say don't worry about it, I think it's rather sweet that you and Sy-wait, what the?" Watanuki stopped when he saw what was in Yuui's arms. It was a brand new picture frame. It was bright brown with slightly golden lines plastered on it and in each corner was a model of angels with instruments. Dumbfounded, Watanuki could only stare up at the teacher.

The cooking teacher smiled apologetically. "I know. It was a pretty picture frame too. I felt bad for breaking it so I went out and bought this one. Again, I'm sorry for that. I hope it's enough."

"…Huh?" Watanuki had to think a bit. 'So he felt sorry because he broke the picture frame….that was on the counter the next day.' His eyes widened. 'But then what really happened?.' Shyly, Watanuki took the picture frame. "Wow…it looks nice. How did it get broken?"

"I got into an accident and Syaoron patched it up for me." Yuui gently patted his shoulder. "It was a bit painful but I'm fine."

"….." Watanuki was speechless. 'T-That can't be right. You mean to tell me that the noises I heard weren't….oh my god!' His face turned a very deep red as he covered his eyes.

"Watanuki, is there something wrong?" Yuui asked. "You're starting to heat up." He touched the boy's forehead only to have the person yelled and stepping back a few inches. "…Watanuki—"

"I'M FINE!" Watanuki shouted before coughing. "I-I mean, I'm fine. I was just thinking of something else. Uh…Thank you so much for the gift."

The bell rang; signaling the start of the day.

"Well I better get to class. See you later Yuui-sensei." Watanuki walked away with Yuui waving him goodbye. Once out of his sight, Watanuki leaned his head on a random wall and sulked.

"Man, I got one dirty mind."


Omake

Doumeki watched the ordeal between Watanuki and Yuui one morning. He too wanted to know what the hell happened to the spazzy teen. When he saw Watanuki blushing and Yuui confused, he smirked.

So Watanuki took it the wrong way.

"What are you doing?"

Doumeki looked at Syaoran who was curious as to why he was ease-dropping on someone's conversation.

The stoic teen didn't say anything at first so when the two separated, he faintly smirked at the younger boy. "Just wondering."

"Oh I see. I bet Watanuki thought nii-san and Yuui-sensei was doing something dirty on the night of the sleepover." Syaoran smiled. "Nii-san explained it to me about it. I for one am glad that it wasn't what it sounded like." He then heard the bell. "Oh. We better get to class."

"Un." Doumeki and Syaoran started walking towards their next class.

"Hey Syaoran."

"Yeah?"

"How about we don't tell the moron about this?"

"And why not?"

Doumeki didn't glance at Syaoran but had a faint smirk on his face. "I want to see how long the dense idiot will squirm about the whole thing. That way I have something to argue about."

Syaoran laughed about it. "But don't you always win anyway?"

"….Good point."

It was later that month that Watanuki finally found out that his male friends knew about the situation and proceeded to yell at them about it.

Way to go, Watanuki.


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