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(Thank you 'themaraudersaredead' and 'rosalui' for this awesome headcanon!)
Sirius Black was a proud Gryffindor.
He loved the fact that his house caused his mother and father to have so much anguish. He took Muggle Studies to cause them even more anguish, and made as many references to pop culture in the Muggle World as much as possible.
He was eventually disowned for it, but he honestly didn't care. While his father, Orion, never officially disowned him, he knew he wasn't welcome at Grimmauld Place anymore.
And then, he found an amazing website on the internet that allowed you to create T-Shirts! He immediately created two of them. They were blinding white with the words: BLACK SHEEP - Disowned Family Members Only. He sent one to Andromeda and got an angry reply back, saying that she'll never wear it.
During his time in Azkaban, he completely forgot about it. Maybe Kreacher had found it and tossed it away.
Fourteen Years Ago...
"Mistress! Guess what! Sirius has been placed in Azkaban for killing twelve muggles!" Kreacher exclaimed, holding out the paper to his mistress.
"Really?" Walburga Black asked, grabbing the paper from Kreacher's hands. "I didn't know he had it in him."
"They are sending all of his stuff from his flat here." Kreacher said.
"Alright - put it in his old bedroom. I don't have any use for it." Walburga said.
"Yes Mistress." Kreacher said. He grabbed each box and put them into Sirius' old room. One of the boxes broke and everything came out when he put it down. He carefully refolded the box and started placing everything back in it when he found a shirt that said BLACK SHEEP - Disowned Family Members Only.
He had to admit that he chuckled.
Nymphadora Tonks was sorting through some of her mum's old things when she came across a shirt that said: BLACK SHEEP - Disowned Family Members Only.
Hey, She thought. I have that Order meeting tomorrow. I should wear this!
She grabbed the shirt and threw it in the wash, so it'd be ready for the next day.
"I now call this meeting into session." Albus Dumbledore said. "Everyone, please introduce yourselves."
So it went on and on. Finally it got to be her turn.
"I'm Tonks," she said, standing up. "Just Tonks."
"Hey! I remember making those shirts!" Sirius Black (who apparentlywas innocent of all charges! Who knew?) said. "Your Andromeda's kid, right?"
Tonks only nodded. Sirius Black made this shirt? COOL!
Kreacher, who had been serving tea, said, "Oh - I remember that shirt. It's up in your old room if you want it."
Sirius raced up to his old room and found the shirt and threw it on.
"Okay, I'm back." He said.
"Mind telling the story behind the shirts?" Remus Lupin asked. Damn...he's hot Tonks thought.
"One day I was surfing the internet and I found this T-Shirt creation site. I created two shirts that said: BLACK SHEEP - Disowned Family Members Only. It's part of my club for disowned members of the Black Family." He shrugged. "You can return to the meeting now."
