Colonel Potter shook his head at the bunch of overgrown teenagers before him as he listed their latest exploits. "Stealing skivvies and short-sheeting beds - these are summer camp capers! You people used to be more original than this."

Hawkeye shrugged his lanky shoulders. "We tried to park a jeep in the foyer, but we couldn't get it through the revolving doors."

"Or out of Korea," B.J. added.

"And anyway," Charles protested, "who said it was us?"