Jedi Squirrel: I am back! I'm back! I AM BACK!!!

Darth Maul: WE KNOW!!!

Luke: Aren't you supposed to be dead?

Darth Maul: Anyone can deceive death , Harry Potter did.

Jedi Squirrel: But he was a horcrux.

Darth Maul: Then Edward did.

Jedi Squirrel: But he is a vampire.

Darth Maul: FINE!!! I did.

Jedi Squirrel: You get a point there. Darth Maul:1 Jedi Squirrel: 2 billion

Darth Maul: WHAT?! How did you get 2 BILLION?!?!?!

Jedi Squirrel: How about the readers answer that question.

Luke: What is a horcrux , and how can vampires be immortal?!?!

Jedi Squirrel: A horcrux is a Dark Magic device created to attain immortality.

DiNoSaUr: And vampires are freakin' awesome!

Jedi Squirrel: Sure... I do NOT own Star Wars , Harry Potter , Twilight , or DiNoSaUr.


47.) When he gets close to you act like you are being force-choked.

Darth Vader walked the corridors of his Star Destroyer thinking of something to do. It was just a normal day... too normal and Darth Vader did not like that. He had to find Jedi Squirrel , he was sure she could do something to do. She would never let today be so boring. Vader walked until he saw the lifeless body of Palpatine. Darth Vader ran over and keeled at his master.

"What has happened?" Vader asked rhetorically.

An ugly , wrinkly , transparent ghost floated over to Vader "You must avenge me..." Palpatine's ghost said.

"Who did this?"

"The toaster..."

Vader stood up and stared at Palpatine's ghost. He shook his head and walked away. A voice rang through the corridors and it only took seconds to realize it was Jedi Squirrel's.

"WE ARE UNDER ATTACK BY GIANT EVIL MUSHROOMS!!!!!"

Darth Vader paused and decided to go to the left wing of his ship to find Jedi Squirrel. On the way Vader came across many dead stormtroopers with mushrooms growing on them. After five minutes he walked by a random room and saw Jedi Squirrel. As he walked in she started choking. When Vader got closer she just choked even louder. Every stormtrooper who was near started to stare at Vader.

"Are you o.k.!" Vader yelled to her. He raised his hand to help her , but she put her hands to her throat as if he was choking her. At that moment Luke ran in the room with a dead Obi-Wan in his arms.

"What are you doing!!!" Luke screamed dropping Obi-Wan.

Vader realized that it looked like he was the one choking Jedi Squirrel.

"Oh! No , I'm not doing anything , I swear." Vader said alarmingly as he held both hands up to show he was doing nothing. After a few seconds Jedi Squirrel promptly collapsed revealing a very angered Darth Maul behind her. Both Luke and Darth Vader pulled out their lightsabers.

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Jedi Squirrel woke up and looked around. She recognized the room immediately as the infirmary.

"Wha... what is going on..." She mumbled.

Luke came into view and gave a weak smile. "Darth Maul let in a bunch of giant evil mushrooms and during the battle he choked you until you passed out."

"Well why did he do that?!"

"He thought we told about his crush on my mother."

"That is still really gross..."

"I know."

"WHAT?!?!?!" Vader yelled scaring Jedi Squirrel and making her jump.

"Oh yeah , I didn't tell you about that..." Luke trailed off then he ran.


Jedi Squirrel: This is the second time you have gotten yourself killed.

Obi-Wan: But I was fighting GIANT EVIL MUSHROOMS!!!

Jedi Squirrel: That is still no excuse.

Obi-Wan: The wrackspurt must have gotten in my head...

Qui-Gon: What are wrackspurts?

Jedi Squirrel: A Wrackspurt... They're invisible. They float in through your ears and make your brain go fuzzy.

Qui-Gon: Um... O.k....

Jedi Squirrel: Please review!