Kyle slept on the couch, while Sasuke slept in his room. Haku didn't move from her bed.

'Why don't we just sleep where I used to live?' Sasuke asked.

'I'd rather not. That's where the other Uchiha...y'know.' Kyle said. 'Plus, I wouldn't know my way around the place.'

And now, early in the morning, Haku walked out of her room and sat beside the sleeping Kyle. Kyle wore a sleeping mask while he slept, keeping his eyes covered almost twenty-four seven.

"Kyle," Haku nudged.

"Yeah?" Kyle asked, sitting up. He pulled his sleeping mask down, and blushed when he saw Haku, wearing her underwear and a shirt, so he pulled his sleeping mask back up.

"It's okay." Haku smiled. "This is important."

"What's up?" Kyle asked.

"I've taken your place in the sand village." Haku said.

"Huh?" Kyle asked, taking his sleeping mask off completely.

"I'm not going to take you from your brother, Kyle." Haku said, hands on her knees. "I want to stay with you, be your friend. But I'm not going to force you to leave when your brother just got back."

"Wha-" Kyle was cut off when Haku put her index finger on his lips.

"I already told them I could take over for you. Don't make this harder than it needs to be." Haku said, tears in her eyes. Then, she stood and walked off into her room. Kyle noticed something right after she left, though: the note that Aneko had written to Kyle saying that she loved him. When Sasuke had stabbed him Kyle had bled on it, but not enough to make it unreadable.

And Haku had read it, and now thought Kyle and Aneko were in love! At least, that's what Kyle put together.

Kyle immediately crumpled up the letter, threw it against the wall, got his pants and sandals on, and walked to the door. But, just as he began to leave, he did two things: put on his headband and wrote a letter to Sasuke, telling him he wasn't feeling well and would be back soon.

Then, Kyle was gone.

Across Konoha.

Tsunade rubbed her eyelids.

"Yes, it is a danger. But Sasuke's been in Konoha for half-a-day, and the only notable thing he's done is go on a date. And that's only notable because of the ridiculous amount of people who followed the two." Tsunade said.

"But-" Her advisors began.

"Is Tsunade gonna have to choke a bitch?" Kyle asked, walking in unannounced.

"What are you doing here?" Tsunade asked Kyle. She didn't sound angry; just surprised.

"This girl who apparently has feelings for me is running off for the sand village, so I got to stay away from anyone who would want to talk about it." Kyle said.

"And you came here?"

"Yeah, though that's mostly unrelated. I knew you would be talking about Sasuke." Kyle turned on his heel to the advisors, and said "I am Sasuke's half-brother, and the one who brought him back to Konoha. He is a model citizen, if you don't count the riots he causes girls to go into, as well as the fact I had to sleep on a couch for him."

The advisor was going to say something along the lines of 'get out you punk,' but Kyle interrupted him by popping his neck loudly.

"I am also in Team Kakashi, just as he was. And is, probably." Kyle said. "He's done some bad stuff, but who hasn't?"

"I never ran off from Konoha." The advisor said.

"I did. Dragged off, actually. Gaara was on a mean streak."

"You haven't given one good example why he shouldn't be killed."

"You haven't given one to why he should."

"Quiet!" Tsunade shouted, and sighed. "I won't do anything to Sasuke, except putting him on parole."

"Woot! Parole!" Kyle said.

"Kakashi will be his parole officer." Tsunade said.

"Woot! Kakashi!"

"That's annoying, Kyle. Shut up."

"Woot! Shutting up now, Ms. Tsunade...err, Ms. Hokage."