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Pretend it is in Russian ^_^
"Alfred writing on a sheet of paper"
To Get Money
By waterrain
The blond haired fifteen year old America teen was confused as hell for he had answered his cell phone and for some reason someone was speaking in Russian. The voice speaking sounded a bit pissed off and to be honest the only words Alfred understood in Russian happens to be 'Yes' & 'No'.
"I don't care, Big brother. We are both males, da. If we have sex there will be no baby since we are both males. I want you, Ivan. I only want you. I don't want anyone else. Stop being stubborn and just say yes to me, Big brother. Why can't you understand? I want only you, Big brother. I'm growing impatient with you. You don't understand how much I desire you, Ivan! I want to make you mine, Big Brother!"
'Sounds like a dude is talking and stuff to Ivan. The only words I understand is da and Ivan's name is being used.' Alfred thought as he listened to voice and it sounded slightly similar to Ivan's voice for some reason. 'Could this dude be Ivan's younger brother? I guess Ivan was found or something by him.'
Alfred put his cell phone on speaker, he decided against talking, and didn't end the call. He can't understand what was said for it was not English, but seemed interesting and reminded him of when he watched Korean Dramas without the subtitles.
'I can totally make up what was said just like with the Korean Dramas and stuff.' Alfred thought as he grinned widely to himself and tilted his head to the left side. 'Now what should the story line beā¦Something with drama in it.'
The American teen grabbed a clean sheet of paper, a black ink pen, and currently no one was speaking at the moment.
"Why are you avoiding me? We are brothers, yes. You and I should spend your birthday together. Don't you see, Ivan? We are family. We should celebrate your birthday together and be happy. It would be wonderful, yes. We could watch movies about the mafia and eat popcorn. I want us to watch movies together, Ivan! I want us to eat popcorn!" said Ivan's younger brother loudly in a pissed off voice as Ivan walked away from him in a smooth and elegant manner.
Alfred smiled brightly and looked down at the piece of paper with a proud expression at his handy work. He wished that he could understand Russian, but he can still write and put down what he thinks is being said.
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