Okay guys
It's gotten down to this:
I will now rewrite commercial thingies...
WHO HERE HAS HEARD OF TIM HORTONS?

It's a coffee place here in Canada...
and the little song thingy is 'Always fresh, always Tim Hortons'

Always fresh
Always Joe Jonas

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It was at least an hour after Campfire Jam, and everyone (Mitchie, Shane, Sadie, Nate, Caitlyn and Jason) were scattered all over Shane's cabin. Sadie on the bed, Mitchie in Shanes lap near the tv, Caitlyn and Nate on the couch, sitting very closely together, and Jason on the window ledge. No one had really talked since they had walked into the cabin, they were all still in shock from Tess's announcement.

"I can't believe that little skank." Shane's voice broke though the silence. Everyone nodded in agreement.

"You'd think that getting older would have matured her a bit." Nate stated.

"Well, we have living proof that that's not always true." Shane said, motioning to Jason, who was trying to tie his shoelaces. Everyone laughed except for Jason, who seriously looked like he was going to explode from concentration. No one bothered to go help him. There are some things you must learn by yourself in live.

"Once a bitch, always a bitch." Caitlyn said. Mitchie glared at her. "Come on! She IS a bitch!" Caitlyn whined.

"Still! There are better words to describe her!" Mitchie exclaimed. Caitlyn rolled her eyes.

"Like what?" Caitlyn challenged. The corners of Mitchie's lips curved up into a smile, but she still had the evil look in her eyes.

"Crack-whore, whore, stick-man, conformist, douchebag, git, ass bag, pussy, dyke, dipshit, loser, bitch tits, crotch stain, nappy headed ho, cum guzzler, jerk off, ass pirate, fatass, tea bagger..." Mitchie listed.

"We get the idea. Lots of very... COLORFULL words to describe Tess Tyler." Sadie said.

"Where the heck did all those names come from?" Shane asked Mitchie, who was sitting in his lap.

"You know... places..." Mitchie trailed off. Shane looked at Nate and Jason.

"Awkward!" He said, making the girls giggle. He looked down at Mitchie.

"What are YOU laughing at?" She asked. Mitchie lifted her hand up and poked his nose.

"Your face!" Mitchie exclaimed. Shane leaned down so that their noses were touching.

"And what is so funny about my face?" He asked. Mitchie bit her lip.

"It's cute." She said quietly. Shane pulled away.

"I am NOT cute! I'm hot!" Shane exclaimed. Mitchie scoffed.

"Hot-headed, perhaps." Mitchie said under her breath. Shane grinned and started tickling her, making her shriek.

"What did you say?" He asked playfully. Mitchie squirmed around and tried to get him to stop.

"No comment!" She screeched. His fingers went under her armpits, which really made her start to laugh. "AH! YOU'RE A HOT HEAD! JESUS CHRIST! STOP IT OR I'LL BE SLEEPING IN MY OWN CABIN TONIGHT!" Mitchie yelled, and Shane quickly pulled his hands away. They just stared at each other for a few minutes until...

"Dudes, you DO know that we're still here, right?" Nate asked. Shane and Mitchie looked around to find everyone staring at them.

"Wait... you've been sleeping HERE every night?" Sadie asked. Mitchie nodded, and Sadie quickly jumped off the bed.

"EW! I was SITTING there! WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME?" Sadie yelled. Shane and Mitchie laughed.

"Sades, my ring does have SOME meaning to me." Shane said. All the girls, including Mitchie, looked at him confusedly.

"What ring?" Caitlyn asked. Shane took his ring off his finger and tossed it to her.

"We all have them, purity rings. It was probably the first thing that brought us together. People were teasing us about them." Shane explained. Nate nodded.

"We were basically shunned from society in a way." He added.

"OH! So it's Two snakes escaped from the zoo, and lived in the holes in my shoe!In and out they twisted and fought, Till their tails were tied in a knot!" Jason exclaimed. Everyone glared at him. "Am I interrupting something?" Everyone nodded. "Dudes... what did I miss?" He asked, tilting his head a bit.

"We were talking about how all three of us became friends." Nate said. Jason grinned.

"OH! I LOVE THIS STORY! This is the story with the birdhouse, right?" Jason asked hopefully. Shane shook his head.

"No Jason... that was the summer after." Shane said. Jason frowned and stared out the window.

"DUDES! IT'S A CROW!" Jason exclaimed, completely zoning out from the conversation. Mitchie cleared her throat.

"Can we get back to the story?" Mitchie asked. Shane shrugged.

"I don't know... it's getting kind of boring..." Mitchie pinched his thigh... hard. "AH! Alright! ABUSE!" He yelled.

"One day at lunch, I noticed Shane sitting alone, and I kind of felt bad for him, so I went to ask if I could join him. He, being the usual angry Shane just stared at his food, and I sat down with him." Nate said.

"I am and was never angry!" Shane yelled, well, angrily, making everybody laugh.

"You are and were. Anyways, so, he just kept staring at his food, like it would run away at any second, so I stole his brownie." Nate said happily.

"I was so pissed. I was like 'That's MY BROWNIE, bitch!' But Nate had already shoved it into his mouth. He had this stupid dumb grin on his face and then he asked me if I liked the Beatles. I looked down at my shirt and was like 'I don't know.'" Shane announced.

"I don't get it." Sadie said.

"He was wearing a Beatles shirt that day." Nate stated.

"So Nate started talking to me randomly and my eyes fell to his ring. 'I take it no one likes you either?' I asked him, and he looked down to see what I was staring at, and he immediately tried to get up, but I stopped him and showed him my ring. And after that, we just kind of... clicked. Jason came into the picture when he was running away from a squirrel, and tripped over my guitar, breaking it in the process." Shane explained.

"You know, he tends to break a lot of people's guitars." Nate announced. Shane nodded.

"Mitchie... go put your guitar somewhere safe!" Shane exclaimed. Mitchie laughed.

"Come on! He can't be THAT bad!" Mitchie said, and, as if on cue, Jason fell out of the window.

"SHIT! Someone left their guitar out here!" Jason exclaimed. Sadie's eyes went wide.

"AWE! That's not fair!" Sadie yelled.

"See?" Shane asked Mitchie, who rolled her eyes at him.

"Fine, you win... find a good hiding spot." Mitchie said happily. Shane smirked.

"And I think I know a good place..."

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"Shane! This is the SECOND time this week you and your girlfriend are interrupting my jam session!" Brown exclaimed, this time in a pair of guitar hero pants and a KISS T-shirt. Mitchie was fighting the urge to laugh, he did look kind of ridiculous.

"I just needed somewhere to hide Mitchie's guitar!" Shane whined. Brown rolled his eyes.

"And why is that? Is she incapable of keeping it safe herself?" Brown asked.

"Jason's here." Shane said simply. Brown's eyes went wide.

"I have JUST the place..."

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I know I kind of trailed off from the Tess thing, but it WILL be coming back!

Scout's honour!

Guys, I have a stalker
and he's not even hot!
HE'S CREEPY!
I'm scared shitless!
Help me?