Oh all the support! You are all so amazing. So…I decided to write a little section of complete and utter silly chapters to these next few will be filled with complete silliness. Hope you enjoy.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

I haven't had time to edit. Sorry about that.

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Chapter 96: The Mall:

"Dammit Gabriel!" Dean growled as he landed on his feet after the world shifted around them. He turned to see Sam, staring dazedly around, his hair disheveled. Gabriel had just popped into their motel room and place a hand on their shoulders before they could even realize he was there.

Gabriel now stood beside them, a smirk gracing his features as usual. He closed in his wings and took a deep breath, staring around as if expecting someone.

Dean scanned their surroundings to find they were in a parking garage somewhere. There were dozens of different cars lined up, some with people getting in them and some with people walking out. Dean noticed many of the were carrying huge paper bags from different stores.

"Where are we?" Sam asked, staring around as well.

"We are having a nice day out," Gabriel said, staring up.

Dean scoffed but smiled when he noticed Castiel appeared beside him with a look of confusion on his face.

"What is the meaning of this meeting, Gabriel?" Castiel asked as he turned to his brother.

"Just wait for Mikie and Luci," Gabriel said, wrapping an arm around Sam's waist.

Castiel just nodded and gave a smile as he turned to Dean, "Hello," he said.

Dean couldn't help but laugh, "Hi Cas," he said, amused by the random 'hello' as if they didn't just screw like jackrabbits two days before.

There was a whirl of wind and the sound of feathers and Dean watched as Lucifer appeared in front of them all. Not a second later, Michael was standing beside him. The two of them glanced around then at Gabriel.

"So Gabe….what's going on?" Sam asked, feeling uncomfortable by the way Lucifer and Michael stared at him then Gabriel then back to him.

"We are spending the day at the mall!" Gabriel said cheerfully.

At once, everyone made sounds of annoyance.

"You had us clear our schedule for a mall trip?" Michael asked with disbelief as he glanced at people walking by. A group of teenage girls were staring at them before giggling and scurrying into the glass doors with pink cheeks.

"Yeah. Come on," Gabriel said excitedly, pulling on Sam's arm to drag him to the doors.

"You realize we have a job to do. We can't just play around the mall when there are hunts," Dean said, sighing when he had to follow. He shifted a little when Castiel grabbed his hand to mimic Gabriel doing it to Sam. Dean wasn't much for hand holding in public. It seemed so chickish but from the way Castiel's eyes lit with joy, he allowed it…for now.

Michael glanced at Lucifer, who seemed contemplative as he watched Sam and Dean walked hand in hand with their respective angels. Lucifer then smirked and grabbed Michael's hand.

"What are you doing?" Michael asked, trying to pull his hand back but Lucifer held it tightly.

"Oh come on," Lucifer said with amusement as he dragged Michael towards the doors.

"Why are you holding my hand?" Michael asked as they walked through the glass doors.

"I don't want you to get lost," Lucifer teased, earning a glare.

"I will not get lost in this place," Michael snapped, "Let go of my hand or I will not hesitate to hit you."

Lucifer chuckled as they walked to a small fountain by the entrance. He quickly let go of Michael's hand when he felt the heat of grace building up in it. He really wasn't in the mood to get his ass handed to him by Michael again.

Dean released Castiel's hand so he could stare around the mall, "This place is huge," he said, staring at the at least three floors and the high ceiling of all windows.

He was surprised at how empty it seemed, though, considering it was a Saturday morning.

Sam and Gabriel separated in means to stare at the stores nearby.

"So what are we going to do?" Dean asked, "We gonna' like separate and meet up later?"

Lucifer smirked, "Me and Michael will pair up," he said, earning a look of annoyance from the other archangel.

Dean turned to Castiel but was surprised to see him walking towards a store already, "Guess I'm with Cas," he said, turning to follow his angel.

Gabriel pursed his lips before smirking, "Guess that makes me and you!"

Sam groaned, "Oh gosh, I could only imagine what you'd want to do in the mall."

Gabriel grinned and grabbed Sam's hand as he led him away from the fountain.

Lucifer glanced at Michael's hand. Michael shook his head and began to walk forward. Lucifer followed, particularly amused to do something so purely pointless.

. . .Dean and Cas. . .

"Cas, where are you going?" Dean asked as he caught up with his angel.

Castiel stopped in front of a store towards the left corner. It seemed fairly large with wide windows displaying cages of small animals.

Dean smiled, "Of all places, you choose the pet store," he said, "Alright, let's take a look."

Castiel smiled as they walked into the opening. The place smelled of shavings and dogs and the air was filled with the sound of yips and meows and chirps. He stopped when his eyes set on a particular puppy sitting in a round cage in the middle of the store. It was more of a crib-like style with no top and low enough for anyone to stare down.

The puppy was small enough to fit in his hands. Wrinkles dragged down the face, almost covering the droopy eyes. He had ears that were so long they were partially dragging on the shavings below. He had short, wrinkled and stubby legs with paws that seemed awfully too big for the long body. The puppy was colored dark brown with black over its back and white on his tummy. His face was brown with a white patch on the snout with little brown spots. The puppy stared up at him with such a sad look in his brown eyes.

"He's…actually really cute," Dean said as he noticed the particular hound Castiel was staring at.

"Would you like to hold him?" a voice asked and Dean turned to see a young woman with a blonde ponytail and blue eyes walking over. Her name tag read 'Sally'.

Castiel turned to her and smiled, "I would like that very much," he said.

Sally returned the smile as she gently reached through the mass of puppies to lift the little wrinkled one.

Castiel beamed when the small hound was placed in his arms. The tail started wagging to fast it was like a whip as a long, pink tongue began to lap up Castiel's face as the hound tried to climb up him.

Dean chuckled and noticed another particular dog staring at him. He was a little fluffy husky with one blue eye and one green eye. His coat was dark with white but the dark grey pattern over his eyes made him look evil. Sally noticed him looking so she lifted the pup up and placed him in Dean's arms.

Dean smiled as the pup curled up in his arms, rubbing his face on his chest.

"What kind of canine is this?" Castiel asked as he held the floppy eared dog.

"That is a basset hound," Sally said, "He truly is a feisty one. Very energetic. We like to call him Trip."

"Why Trip?" Castiel questioned as he rubbed the ears of the hound.

"Well, he tends to trip over his ears all the time," Sally said with a smile, "It's so adorable."

"He is precious," Castiel said, holding out the pup to stare at him as a whole. His ears were so long and paws so big compared to his body. He gently placed the pup back into the little cage.

Dean was winced as the husky climbed on his shoulder to nip at his ears. He gently lifted him and push him back down, "What do you call this guy?"

"We refer to him as Lucifer," Sally said.

Castiel and Dean exchanged looks for a moment before Dean started chuckling, "Yeah…well, you are far too cute to be a Lucifer."

Castiel smiled, "We should give him to Lucifer."

Dean narrowed his eyes at Castiel as Sally stared at them with confusion.

"He means Luce…guy we know. Sometimes we call him Lucifer because he's a dick," Dean said quickly, wanting to laugh. He stared at the hound again, amused by the way the dark grey curled like angry eyebrows. He sighed before placing the pup back in the cage.

Castiel gasped when there was a flutter of feathers sounding by his ear. He turned his head to see a multicolored parrot sitting on his shoulder.

"Angel!" the parrot cawed in the strange parrot voice.

Castiel stiffened for a moment, eyeing the bird, which stared at him.

"That's Carl," Sally said, "I'm sorry about him. He tends to pick certain people in here and follow them around."

"Can he really repeat things?" Dean asked, leaning over to stare at the bird.

"Sometimes," Sally said.

"Zeppelin rules!" Dean said, urging the bird on.

"Asshole," the bird repeated, flapping out his wings before taking off.

"Carl!" Sally hissed, apparently embarrassed. She turned to Dean, "I'm so sorry."

Dean laughed, "No way. That was awesome."

Castiel smiled before turning to look through the rest of the store. Dean thanked Sally then followed the angel, smiling at the way Castiel seemed so interested in some of the other animals. He stared at the kittens for a good while.

. . .Sam and Gabriel. . .

"This is so boring!" Gabriel groaned as he flopped back on one of the couches of the book store.

Sam ignored him as he scanned through a shelf of books on mythology and lore. He never knew if they could find some new kind of information. It never hurt to look.

"I knew I should have gone with Lucifer. At least he has some sense of fun," Gabriel said, leaning down to lift a book about pagan mythology. He smirked as he flipped it open to lore about Loki.

"Hey, there you are," Dean said as he and Castiel entered the store.

Gabriel glanced up, "Why are you here?"

"Castiel said he wanted to talk to you," Dean said simply.

Gabriel glanced at Castiel as they mentally had a conversation. Gabriel sighed and nodded as he placed the book back down, "Deano, I have to show you something."

Dean lifted his eyebrows but didn't have time to speak before the archangel grabbed his arm and pulled him in another direction.

Castiel turned to Sam, "Can we talk?" he asked.

Sam paused and turned to Castiel in confusion, "Um…sure," he said, placing a book about Japanese mythology and lore into a basket. He didn't know much about their stuff so he figured having a book about it was a good idea. He then walked over to the couch and sat down, patting a spot for Castiel.

Castiel sat down stiffly beside him.

"So…" Sam said, feeling awkward.

"I want to do something nice for Dean," Castiel said slowly, "It's tradition for couples to do things like that on holidays, correct?"

Sam nodded, "Sometimes…though Dean really isn't the type to want anything like that."

Castiel stared ahead then turned those piercing blue eyes to Sam, "I realize that but I still want to do something for him. I was wondering what you would suggest."

Sam took a deep breath, feeling uncomfortable, "I honestly think Dean is just happy to have you around."

"Well, many humans celebrate Christmas so I want to get him something," Castiel said.

"Trust me, Dean and I haven't been big on Christmas. Mostly, we don't do anything and once we were almost eaten by pagan gods," Sam said, "It's not something you should worry about."

Castiel frowned, "I think it's time he has nice things," he said, "What do you think Dean would do if I offered him a special ring."

Sam almost choked on his words as he blinked before staring at Castiel with wide eyes, "Like…a marriage proposal?"

Castiel knit his eyebrows, "No, not a…marriage proposal exactly. It's…a ring that commits his soul to my grace."

Sam shifted as he became uncomfortable, "I…well, I'm not sure."

"Oh my God!" a voice hissed out.

Sam and Castiel turned their gaze to two teenagers standing by the couch, eyes widened. There was a female and a male. The guy was dressed in what appeared to be a replica of Castiel's outfit.

Castiel tilted his head and knit his eyebrows as he stared at the attire.

"You guys are here for the signing too! You make a great Castiel," the girl said. She looked ordinary with jeans and a tee shirt that said Team Free Will.

Castiel tilted his head further, "I am Castiel," he said.

The girl giggled and the guy chuckled, "I'm Castiel too."

Sam immediately knew what was going on and he swore he was going to hit Chuck, "What signing?"

"Carver Edlund…book signing in twenty minutes," the girl said excitedly, "Isn't that why your dressed up?"

"You mean Chuck?" Castiel asked, clearly confused.

Sam quickly piped in, "Who are you supposed to be?" he asked, staring at the girl.

"Oh, I'm dressed as Becky," she said, flipping her hair.

Sam lifted his eyebrows, "Oh," he said, glancing around and indeed, the store was packed with people dressed up as Supernatural 'characters'.

"What is going on?" Castiel asked but Sam gave him a look.

"Carver is signing the Supernatural books and people are here dressed as the characters," Sam said, hoping to get the point across.

It took a moment but Castiel seemed to understand. He glanced at the young guy, "You are dressed as Castiel?"

The guy nodded and began to straighten his posture and expression, "Yes, I am an Angel of the Lord," he tried to say in a gravelly voice.

Sam had to hold his breath to stop laughter from the look on Castiel's face. Instead, he grabbed the angel's arm and pulled him up, "It was nice to meet you but we gotta' go," he said quickly, pulling Castiel with him.

Castiel knit his eyebrows, "Why do people dress as us?" he asked.

Sam let out a laugh, "Just don't pay attention to it," he said, "I should have realized since this place was packed."

"Sam…it's one of those stupid things!" Dean growled as he stalked over to them, an amused Gabriel behind him.

They all turned to Gabriel, who was just laughing.

"Did you know about this?" Dean demanded.

Gabriel laughed but shook his head, "No," he said, "But it's hilarious. I think I've seen six Castiels, two Deans and three Sams."

"You manage to see Chuck?" Sam asked, glancing around but his eyes set on the awkward prophet creeping around the back of the store.

In a flash, Castiel, Gabriel, Sam and Dean were standing in front of him.

"Oh hey guys," he said in a rushed toned, "Uh…what are you doing here?"

"We were actually just at the mall," Sam said, "What is this…book signing?"

"Hey people want my autograph…it's part of the whole publishing thing," Chuck said, "You know…since I published everything up until Sam jumped in the cage."

Sam lifted his eyebrows as he noticed a little booth-like thing set up with merchandise of all kinds. Shirts that said Destiel and Sabriel were common. He narrowed his eyes, "You are promoting human-angel relationships?"

"Hey those girls really like that stuff," Chuck said, "I'm just trying to make a living."

"Just leave him be," Gabriel said, walking over and lifting up a shirt that said 'For the Love of Sabriel'. He chuckled as he slid it on over his own.

Sam glared at him, "really?"

Gabriel shrugged, "I like it," he said, turning to Chuck, "Chuckles, I'm keepin' this."

Chuck nodded quickly, "Sorry guys but I gotta' get to signing."

Sam and Dean just sighed, "Fine," Dean said, grabbing Castiel's arm, "let's get out of here."

Castiel nodded and followed him out, staring at all of the trench coats. He found it amusing.

Sam just shook his head as he said goodbye to Chuck and went to purchase the lore books.

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So that is just a lil start. I really didn't intend to add in the signing stuff but I just HAD to because they never showed Castiel encounter with that. Hehe. I thought it would be amusing. Please review. :D