Rated M for future violence, language and potential yaoi.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or it's characters.


Kia Ora South Italy

Sheesh, get a helping hand -.-'. I hired an assistant, even though I guess I don't really need one...she's great! Today she finally decided to try and not flirt with me, and moved onto the receptionist Sharayah at the Beehive! :)

Take about 3 panadol (or whatever you use for headaches) and 7 sleeping pills before going to bed. You'll wake up fully rested (and if you were drinking the night before, no hangover! yay!)

Lol. Almost got ya ;). You should go easier on the guy though, seriously. Was drinking with him and his buddies a few nights ago (France seemed really worried about something...) and he said that he was sad that "his lil Lovi doesn't love him". Even broke out into tears in front of the whole bar. Poor thing...

Aotearoa (I hate my name. too long. So, for today, I am signing it as I used to!)

P.S. I'll have you know that in my beautiful country, AA stands for Automobile Association.

P.P.S. Oh, and I HAVE joined that alcohol thingy where they try and get you to quit...they're not very convincing. I keep on getting thrown out for back-chatting...ah, the good ole days when I used to piss England off every day. Man I miss them.


Dear Aotearoa,

Too much trouble if they screw something up. Um...good for you?

Thanks...I'll try to remember that. Ya know...If i can make it to bed before passing out...

I'll try and remember that...I seriously made him cry?...shit. I mean I'm used to him crying...but he's normally a happy drunk...

~Lovino

P.S. You know what I meant dammit.

P.P.S. ...somehow this doesn't surprise me...


A/N: Mao~ Today was a good day!

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