WARNING: You should know the drill by now, bad acting, loose plot, some characters aren't even in here...
Luffy dressed as Ichigo: "So, I'm 15 even though I look at LEAST frickin 21 but whatever. My mom's dead, sucks ass. I can see dead people, M. Knight don't sue (Sixth Sense joke, don't know it, look it up)..."
Robin dressed as Rukia: "Hello Ichigo I am a Soul Reaper or at least that's the english version witch isn't to much nicer than Shinigami which is death god. Either way I'm guessing ghosts aren't too happy to hear we're coming."
Luffy: "Holy crap a Soul Reaper!... Now what?"
Usopp (once again director) throws a bunch of paper balls at them: "Hollow attack!"
Robin pretends to fall.
Robin (OVERdramatic): "OH Ichigo! I am too weak! Please! Take my Shinigami powers and defeat the hollow! OOOHHHH!" She even puts her backhand on her forehead in a sign of distress (you know what I'm talking about right?)
Zoro and Sanji on the side.
Sanji: "Isn't she just a GREAT actress!"
Zoro: "She's kind of over doing it ain't she?"
Shanks: "Ain't she like the 'EXACT' opposite of Rukia thought?"
Zoro & Sanji: "What do you mean?"
Shanks: "... Robin actually has boobs... and their frickin huge..."
Zoro & Sanji: "... Oh... right..."
Luffy: "I am now a Soul Reaper!"
Usopp: "Ok! Act 2! We're skipping all that stupid Quincy crap and going to Rukia getting captured. Urryuu, Chad and Otihime better be ready in 5 minutes."
Ace as Biakua and Zoro as Renji.
Ace: "Rukia, my sister who is not my sister but my adopted sister cause my wife was your sister. You have been gone to long and are now under arrest and will be executed."
Robin: "Just because I didn't return yet?"
Zoro: "Something like that. Come on."
Luffy: "No! I will not let you take her!"
Zoro: "Too bad!"
Luffy and Zoro pretend to fight. Luffy looses.
Luffy: "Noooooo."
Usopp: "Alright! Annnnnnnd... cue Soul Society!"
Nami dressed as Otihime. Franky dressed as Chad. Brook dressed as Uryuu.
Nami: "Ichigo! We will help you! I have spiritual powers too somewhat."
Franky: "Yes, pausing..., we will helpy you, pausing... Ichigo."
Brook: "YOHOHOHOHOHO WHAT A DRAG!"
Usopp: "WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!"
Shanks dressed as Kiski Utahata: "Yo! I am Utahata! You need a way into Soul Socitey? Then follow me!"
Usopp: "Ok, you're in Soul Society, cue the fights!"
Whitebeard as Yamamoto: "We are the Goeti 13 we shall not let you ruin our execution of such as minor officer in our Court Gard Sqauds!"
Smoker as Hitsugia(10th sqaud captain): "I hate ice, why the fuck am I the ice guy!"
Aokiji as Shunsui(8th squad captain): "I agree, why am I the cool pervert?"
Usopp: "Cause that's how the casting worked out. NOW SHUT IT!"
Sanji: "I want to be the cool pervert!"
Zoro: "Yeah, must suck being A Lame Pervert on our show."
Sanji: "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Usopp: "Can we PLEASE continue!"
Luffy: "Alright team! Let's fight... all but me will most likely loose badly and we'll meet later!"
Zoro: "Not so fast! I Renji will stop you!"
Luffy and Zoro pretend to fight. Zoro loses.
Zoro leaves and comes back dressed as Kenpachi Zaraki with a Yachiru (the little pink hiared girl) doll stitched to the back of his uniform. "I am motherfucking crazy! Let's fight cocksucker! I'm motherfucking crazy!"
Luffy and Zoro pretend to fight again. Luffy first looses then comes back and wins.
Zoro: "FUCK YOU! I'M CRAZY!" Falls down 'defeated'.
Ace: "You're fighting is in vain Kurosake. For Rukia, my sister who I love and care for, will be escorted by me and exicuted."
Luffy: "Wow... you're a dick."
Ace: "That's your openion."
Luffy: "We shall fight for her!"
Ace and Luffy pretend to fight. Luffy loses.
Boa Hancock: "Hello, I am Yorouichi. I am sexy and love shaking my ass. But enough about me, Ichigo I will train you to be stronger."
Sanji (off stage still): "Hell yeah you're sexy!"
Hancock: "SILENCE YOU FOOL! NO BACK STAGE TALKING! Beside... I'm on set with Luffy-kun!"
Usopp: "Days later!"
Luffy: "I am ready to fight you once more Byakuya!"
Ace: "Let us fight!"
They fight again, Ace looses.
Luffy: "OK! I can go save Rukia now!"
Lucci, Buggy and Mr. 1 come out.
Lucci as Aizen: "Hello bitches, I'm Sosuke Aizen and I'm the biggest anime douch since Frieza."
Buggy as Gin: "And I'm the really creepy pedophile dude that always have my eyes shut."
Mr. 1 as Tosen: "And I'm the blind guy... Who got this part ONLY because I'm black."
Usopp: "Hey hey hey! Don't do that! That was like sketch 4! We don't need this right now!"
Mr. 1: "Whatever."
Lucci: "So I tricked all your fuckers and killed that whiny weak chick MooMoo-"
Usopp: "Momo."
Lucci: "Yeah who cares. And now I have the hokioku so suck it."
Lucci, Buggy, and Mr. 1 "disappear"
Usopp: "And now Ichigo and the gang are back in Karakura Town."
Sanji comes up to Luffy. "What's up man, I'm Hirako Shinji I'm a Vizard, join us."
Luffy: "No."
Sanji: "Uh... yes."
Luffy: "No."
Sanji: "Yes."
Luffy: "No."
Sanji: "Yes."
Luffy: "No."
Sanji: "... Ok, maybe later."
Luffy: "Uh, no."
Usopp: "Next day!"
Bon Clay: "AHAHAHAHAHA! I'm Ulquiorra! And I'm so glad again there is a gay person in this manga to for me to portray! WWWEEEEE!"
Usopp: "AGAIN! He's not gay! He's just depressing and emo! And you can't be happy! Be sad!"
Bon Clay: "How can I do that? I'm always so chipper!"
Zoro in the back, "Pretend Ru Paul's Drag Race got canceled!."
Everyone looks at Zoro in shock, "... What! He talks about that damn show all the time! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!"
Bon Clay suddenly got really depressed, "... I'm Ulquiorra... I think I'll go slit my wrists soon... Otohime, come with us or die."
Nami: "Oh, now I'm important?"
Usopp: "DON'T GO OFF SCRIPT!"
Bon Clay: "Come with us or we will kill all your friends."
Nami: "Oh no! I'm so weak that if you do that I'll cry and stuff... Ok, you win, don't hurt them."
Usopp: "And they go back to Hueco Mundo... why there started to be so much Spanish in a Japanese manga I do not know." (Actually I do know but this is a joke, don't send me a comment explaining why there is so much Spanish, I swear I do know and I don't want a lesson)
Sanji: "Ichigo, guess what, you're weak man, come train and become kick ass like me and my friends ... ..."
Usopp: "What was that?"
Sanji; "Nothing."
Luffy: "I will! Let's go!"
Usopp: "Days later and after training and Ichigo, Chad and the Quincy guy are in Hueco Mundo."
Luffy: "Alright! Let's fight our way through, you guys will most likely loose... again... And I will be victorious all the time except loose once and come back and win... Like last time..."
Franky: "Yo, isn't this JUST like the first story Arc with Rukia except with Otohime? I mean it sounds EXACTLY alike."
Usopp: "STAY IN CHARACTER!"
Bon Clay: "All your friends have fallen Ichigo, no you will die."
Enel as Grimmjow: "Not so fast bitches! I'm the amazing widely popular bad guy Grimmjow Jagerquies! I'm just so fucking cool I could rape puppies and kill babies and people would still say "Grimmjow is so badass!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Usopp: "It's KIILL PUPPIES and RAPE WOMEN! YOU DUMBASS!"
Enel: "I improvised! Shut the hell up and let me act!"
Enel: "No, Ichigo, I hate everyone, but I hate you the most, so lets have a kick as battle!"
Luffy and Enel fight, Enel looses.
Enel: "Damn it... Bu... I ... am ... so... badass... uhhhh..." Enel falls to his "death"
Zoro as Kenpatchi: "FUCK YOU ALL IM CRAZY ASS CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER! We are here to help you punk as not as crazy as me kid!"
Luffy: "Awesome! I'm gonna go kick that emo dude's ass now!"
Bon Clay comes back out and he and Luffy fight, Luffy wins.
Bon Clay: "Nooooooooo! If only I had a heart!..." Bon Clay "dies".
Luffy: "Now I that I have saved Otohemie, it's time to save everybody in the real world."
A shit load of people come out and start fighting each other, and even though there were like 30 good guys, Aizen kicked all their asses.
Lucci: "YES! Only the biggest dick in the world could do what I can!"
Chopper as Sajin Komamura (The dog guy): "Tosen! I hate you! We were homies and you betrayed and lied to me! Die you blind bastard."
Chopper and Mr. 1 fight, Mr. 1 looses.
Lucci: "I will kick your ass too furry dog thing!"
Chopper: "Why is there a dog thing for a shinigami?"
Usopp: "There's a lot of shit going on in this don't worry about it."
Chopper looses and everyone leaves but Luffy.
Luffy: "Im scared as shit and all emo and acting like a total bitch because I'm scared of the power within me... So can we not fight and just be friends?"
Lucci: "No, I'm going to kill you."
Shanks: "SUCK IT BITCH! I'M UTAHATA!"
Boa: And I am the ever so sexy Yuroichi!
Shanks and Boa fight Lucci and loose too.
Shanks: "WAAaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAT? We lost? But I've been portrayed as a strange unknown this whole series and it turns out I'm not even that good? What the fuck!... Well... there goes my Super Mega Kisuke Utahata FanGirl FanClub..."
Dragon as Ichigo's dad, "What's up sport... oh yeah... I'm a shinigami too... SURPRISE!"
Luffy: "..."
Lucci: "This is all awesome, but I'm going to go kill people now because I just became a badass Hokioku hybrid thing."
Usopp: "Wrap it up, this is getting way to big to be a simple skit!"
Luffy: "Oh, ok, um... I have the power of the last Getsuga Tensho... Die!"
Lucci: "AGH! Damn you Ichigo!"
Lucci 'dies'.
Usopp: "Yay! Everyone's dead by Ichigo, his dad, and his emo attitude! Congratulations!"
