My Most Hated Things ( to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from "The Sound of Music")

Sung by Carlotta:

Opera ghosts killing

And chandeliers falling

and during operas

the managers stalling

marrying a fat guy

and my chin getting sprayed

these are a few of the

things that I hate…

Marie Antoinette wigs

And ghostly white skin

And wearing corsets that don't

Make me look thin

Punjab lassos and ugly pink coats

And spraying that crap into my throat

Really fake smiles

And perverted stagehands

And guys with names like

Andre and Firman

Christine singing

On my behalf

And that song

"Oh fool, he makes me laugh"

Croaking on high notes

And pouffy pink skirts

Don Juan Triumphant

And frilly lace shirts

Moronic managers

Reading my note

And spraying that shit down my throat!

When Joe dies

When I sing

When Christine gets kidnapped

I suddenly feel all special inside

Boy, is Piangi fat!