My Most Hated Things ( to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from "The Sound of Music")
Sung by Carlotta:
Opera ghosts killing
And chandeliers falling
and during operas
the managers stalling
marrying a fat guy
and my chin getting sprayed
these are a few of the
things that I hateā¦
Marie Antoinette wigs
And ghostly white skin
And wearing corsets that don't
Make me look thin
Punjab lassos and ugly pink coats
And spraying that crap into my throat
Really fake smiles
And perverted stagehands
And guys with names like
Andre and Firman
Christine singing
On my behalf
And that song
"Oh fool, he makes me laugh"
Croaking on high notes
And pouffy pink skirts
Don Juan Triumphant
And frilly lace shirts
Moronic managers
Reading my note
And spraying that shit down my throat!
When Joe dies
When I sing
When Christine gets kidnapped
I suddenly feel all special inside
Boy, is Piangi fat!
