Chapter 29.
"Oh my satan!1" we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Snap and Professor McGoonagle started to shoot at us angrily. Nrp: Did they hit? Lix: She meant shout. Nrp: I can dream, can't I?
"CUM NOW!1!" Lix: Woah! Woah! Woah! Don't say it like that McGonagall. Preacher McGongel yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snoop garbed the caramel Nrp: Why was there candy? and put it in his pocket.
"Hey what the fuck!111" Vampire shooted angrily.
"Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" Draco demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Dumblehor noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango's. So give back da camera!1111" Lix: Nrp, any idea what the fuck is going? Nrp: Nope. Lix: Neither do I.
Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Snoop laughed meanly. Nrp: So this is the 5th year? Not the 6th year? Also where are the quotations?
"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Proffesor McGoggle. She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol tom felnot rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as gerard ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111). Lix: *shoots Tara* Nrp: Also what?
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!1). Lix: Ah. Yes. And Raven has the final say in all things vampire. That's like saying Stephanie Meyer does as well. Vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And then….. he and Snoop both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand. Nrp: I'm too confused to shoot anyone. Lix: Same.
"Crosio!" I shouted. Nrp: So you didn't summon a cat this time. Good job. Snap stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor McGoogle did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Serverus I'm going 2 go now." She left. Snap started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.
"It's ok Enoby." said Draco. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Snake."
Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111 Lix: What just happened? Nrp: I don't know.
