Wario: WAHAH! We're gonna be fockin' rich!
Waluigi: I know, right? This is your best idea yet! Wow..I never knew i'd appreciate you in some way. (blushes)
Suddenly, Waluigi and Wario stare at each other. Their faces become closer together. Wario makes a kissing face.
Waluigi: DUDE! THE FRICK? Save this shit for your dumb fanfiction!
Wario: ….
All of a sudden, the doors are busted open. A female Goomba walks through.
?: Hello.
Wario: Hey, what do you want? We're too busy being rich!
?: My name is Sandra Goombston. I heard allegations of a false charity being operated by you two. You ask people for money to ''support'' a ''cause'', then you take it all for yourself. I'm here to shut this down.
Waluigi: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
S. Goombston: Yes, I can.
Wario: Listen, biotch, we don't want you just barging in and telling me to shut down my best idea yet.
Waluigi: Wait, ''my''?
Wario: I originally thought of it.
Waluigi: NO, YOU DIDN'T!
Wario: SCREW YA!
The brothers keep arguing, and Goombston grabs the jar of money and walks out.
Wario: SEE, BECAUSE OF YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH, SHE TOOK ALL OUR MONEY!
Waluigi: THAT'S BS!
Wario: WHY DON'T YOU LOOK?
Waluigi: OKAY, I WI-oh. She took our money.
Wario: Hmph.
THE END
