Chapter 29
Disclaimer: Nope, still not mine, thank the Gods.
AN: This chapter is dedicated to Lovegrimeyxx for being the first to favorite this story. Thanks Lovegrimeyxx!
AN: Shut the fuck up! You're just jealous because you're preps so fuck you! Raven, you rock girl, thanks for the help! MCR rocks 666!
"Oh my Satan!" we screamed as we jumped out of the coffin. Snape and Professor McGonagall started to shoot at us angrily.
"Come now!" Professor McGonagall yelled. We did, guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Snape grabbed the camera and put it in his pocket.
"Hey, what the fuck!" Vampire shouted angrily.
"Yeah, Buster, (Buster? Really? My God…) what the fuck are you going to do with the fucking camera?" Draco demanded, all protective, looking at me longingly with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Dumbledore knows your little secret, and if you do this again, then you will go to St Mungos. (I believe she meant Azkaban, but I'm not certain, so I left it as St. Mungos). So give back the camera!"
"Ha, the Minister of Magic thinks he is crazy, there is no way they will believe him," Snape laughed meanly.
"Yes, so shut your mouths, you insolent fools!" yelled Professor McGonagall. She made us go into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these weird tools in it. Draco started to cry all sexy and sexitive (get it, because he's a sex bomb, lol. Tom Felton rules for life, but not as much as Gerard. You're sex on legs, you fucking rock! Marry me!) (For some odd reason, I doubt that Gerard Way is reading this.)
I started to cry tears of blood. (It happens in vampire novels, Raven said so okay, so fuck you!) Vampire took out a black handkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And then he and Snape both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. None of the ballots had hit either of them yet. I took out my wand.
"Crucio!" I shouted. Snape stated to scream and he dropped the gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of bullets. (What? Why is that a 'too late', then? Now Vampire doesn't die!) I stopped the curse. Professor McGonagall did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Then she said "Okay, Severus, I'm going to go now." She left. Snape started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.
"It's okay Ebony," said Draco. "Everything will be all right. Remember the video you took of Snape?" (Um… no? When was this?)
Snape laughed again. And then he took out some whips!
AN: Another chapter of torture done at last!
