Total Humor Island
Episode 28: The Confessions
Bridgette walked into the booth, to do her confession.
"Father, I confess I have sinned,"-she says.
"What is it you have done?'-asks the priest.
"I have had premarital sexual relations with my boyfriend, Geoff,"-she says.
"Say 20 Hail Mary's, and you shall be forgiven,"-says the priest.
"Let's make that 40,"-she says.
"Why so?'-asks the priest.
"Because tonight I'm going back for seconds,"-she replies.
Duncan enters the confession booth.
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned,"-says Duncan.
"What have you done?"-asks the priest.
"I have desired a woman in my heart,"-says Duncan.
"Who, my son?"-asks the priest.
"Stacy's mom,"-Duncan says.
"Ah, my son,"-says the priest- "It's ok to lust after Stacy's mom, she's got it going on!"
Eva enters the confession booth.
"Forgive me father, I have sinned,"-she says.
"Tell me your sin,"-the priest replies.
"I beat up Katie in the head with a pair of porcelain figures,"-she says.
"My word, you mean…"-The priest looks horrified.
Eva then says-"Yes, Father. I committed a knick-knack paddy whack."
DJ enters the confession booth.
"Father, there is something you must know,"-he says.
"What is it my son?"-asks the priest.
"Last night, Lindsay and Izzy came to my house, and the three of us fornicated,"-says DJ.
"Do you regret this act of fornication?"-asks the priest.
"Heck no!"-DJ says.
"Then why come to me and confess?"-says the priest, confused.
"Because I'm telling everybody!"-DJ says with a grin.
