Total Humor Island

Episode 28: The Confessions

Bridgette walked into the booth, to do her confession.

"Father, I confess I have sinned,"-she says.

"What is it you have done?'-asks the priest.

"I have had premarital sexual relations with my boyfriend, Geoff,"-she says.

"Say 20 Hail Mary's, and you shall be forgiven,"-says the priest.

"Let's make that 40,"-she says.

"Why so?'-asks the priest.

"Because tonight I'm going back for seconds,"-she replies.


Duncan enters the confession booth.

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned,"-says Duncan.

"What have you done?"-asks the priest.

"I have desired a woman in my heart,"-says Duncan.

"Who, my son?"-asks the priest.

"Stacy's mom,"-Duncan says.

"Ah, my son,"-says the priest- "It's ok to lust after Stacy's mom, she's got it going on!"


Eva enters the confession booth.

"Forgive me father, I have sinned,"-she says.

"Tell me your sin,"-the priest replies.

"I beat up Katie in the head with a pair of porcelain figures,"-she says.

"My word, you mean…"-The priest looks horrified.

Eva then says-"Yes, Father. I committed a knick-knack paddy whack."


DJ enters the confession booth.

"Father, there is something you must know,"-he says.

"What is it my son?"-asks the priest.

"Last night, Lindsay and Izzy came to my house, and the three of us fornicated,"-says DJ.

"Do you regret this act of fornication?"-asks the priest.

"Heck no!"-DJ says.

"Then why come to me and confess?"-says the priest, confused.

"Because I'm telling everybody!"-DJ says with a grin.