Super Paper Wishology (Rewritten)
By Jayjar100
Original 'Super Paper Wishology' Story By AK1028
OCs belong to AK1028
Names of Timmy's Mom & Dad belong to AK1028
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Chapter 29: Castle Bleck
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After the group went through the door, they saw what looked to be Count Bleck's castle, and it looked to be a little far away from them.
"So here we are at last… Count Bleck's castle." Tippi said.
"Don't you run, Bleck! Your face is about to feel the burn!" Bowser said.
"And now it's time to save everything from being destroyed!" Timmy said.
"Wait a minute, everything's going to be destroyed?" Cosmo question, his very short-term memory kicking in. "OH MY GOSH! EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE DESTROYED! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
"So Blumiere IS here…" Tippi said.
"Who's Blumiere?" Wanda asked.
"Er… Never mind." Tippi answered. "We'd better get going…"
So the group went into Castle Bleck and started to traverse it.
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After a little while, they had been greeted with a very loud voice.
"HARBLE-DEH!"
The owner of that voice was O'Chunks.
"Slap me down with a slab o' mutton. I never would o' thought yeh'd make it 'ere!" O'Chunks said. "I'll tell yeh this, though, yeh shouldn't 'ave been such a fork in me rumpus! Now I 'ave to hit yeh with the full force o' me chunks!"
"Pfffgghhht! That's big talk from the chump who gets stomped again…and AGAIN!" Bowser taunted.
"'OW DARE YEH!" O'Chunks yelled.
"You heard me! You're goin' down, chunky boy!" Bowser yelled.
"WHAAAAA?! 'Ow about provin' it, then!" O'Chunks yelled. "Right 'ere, yeh an' me! Wrasslin' match o' the ages!"
"Bring it, beardo! I'll take you on alone! I got all the sweet stomping you need, right here!" Bowser said.
"Bowser… are you sure about this?" Peach asked.
"Bwaha! Don't you worry. I've had egg-salad sandwiches chunkier than this guy." Bowser answered. "You just step back and watch how a totally awesome tyrant gets business done."
The others backed away.
"I'm gonna 'urtle into yeh with the force of a massive, 'airy coment, yeh great crybaby!" O'Chunks said. "CHUNK UP!"
O'Chunks started to get bigger, and Bowser looked surprised at this.
"Bet yeh weren't 'specting THAT, were yeh?" O'Chunks questioned. "Where's yer flappin' mouth now, eh? It's time fer an old-fashioned, no-'olds-barred… RUMBLE!"
Bowser and O'Chunks began to fight.
After a little, Bowser had defeated O'Chunks, who had just turned back to normal size.
"'Ow could yeh be chunkier than I? Yer naught but a bloomin' turtle!" O'Chunks questioned. "'Ow can I go on livin' with the shame o' it all?"
The ground started to start shaking periodically.
"'Ey, Bowser!" O'Chunks continued. "Let me keep me dignity as me game ends! Finish me quick!"
"Hey, there's no shame in being smacked down by a huge, studly boss!" Bowser responded.
The ground started shaking some more.
"Uhhhhh… What's that shakin'?" O'Chunks asked.
The ground started to shake heavily. The ceiling above them started to fall at a fast pace. Thankfully, O'Chunks held it up before everyone got crushed.
"HUUUURRRK!" O'Chunks groaned.
"O'Chunks… You saved us?!" Bowser questioned.
"What are yeh waitin' fer! Get out o' this place!" O'Chunks yelled.
"But… Why'd you save us?" Bowser asked.
"Because yeh spanked me, 'eh! Yeh earned the right the pass." O'Chunks answered. "Now I'm makin' sure yeh do just that!"
Everything was shaking some more as the ceiling was getting harder to hold up.
"HURRRGGG!" O'Chunks groaned.
"You got more chunks in your head than I thought!" Bowser said. He then started to hold up the ceiling too.
"Bowser?! What're yeh doin'?!" O'Chunks questioned.
Bowser turned to everyone that had backed away. "Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the girls an the kid into the next room, NOW!" He commanded.
"B-But…" Luigi started to say.
"I SAID GO!" Bowser roared.
"But… All right, Bowser…" Peach said.
Everyone except Bowser and O'Chunks went into the next room.
"You get out of here, too!" Bowser yelled to O'Chunks. "Don't worry about me. I could hold this thing up ALL DAY!"
"'Ey! Yeh stole me line!" O'Chunks said. "Yer hands are quiverin' like a ladle of me mum's lard gravy. Don't be the tough guy! Go!"
"I am a tough guy! YOU get out!" Bowser said.
"No, yeh get out!"
"No, YOU!"
The ceiling then became nearly impossible to hold up.
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As the others went into the other room, they heard a THUD come from the room they were previously in.
"Uh… Bowser…?" Violet asked. She went over to the door and tried to open it, but it wouldn't open. "The door… It won't budge!"
"Oh, no…" Tippi said.
"Oh…dear…" Peach said.
The ground shook again.
"We… We don't have time. We need to keep going…" Mario said.
"Are you sure, Mario?" Tippi asked.
"I'm not worried about Bowser. He isn't that easy to get rid of…" Mario answered.
"Oh boy, you're right about that, bro!" Luigi agreed. "Bowser has survived worse!"
"How often does Peach get kidnapped, anyway?" Timmy asked.
"About once a week." Violet answered.
"All right, let's move on to Count Bleck!" Peach said.
The group started to traverse more of Castle Bleck.
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"Another tremor… I've lost count of them all!" Luigi said.
"It is strange… I mean, this is Count Bleck's private castle, right?" Peach asked. "So why would he let the destruction ravage his own home? What sort of evil plan is it if he destroys himself in the process?"
"It could have to do with The Void and The Darkness combining." Mario said.
"True…" Peach said.
While everyone else was talking, Tippi went a little bit away to talk to herself.
"Blumiere… So it really is you…" She said.
The others went over to her.
"Ahem, uhhh… Let's just keep moving. We need to find Count Bleck soon…" She said.
They all continued through the area.
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When they went to the next room, they saw Merlon waiting for them, which was kinda odd…
"Oh ho ho! You've finally arrived!" Merlon said.
"…Merlon? What are you doing here?" Tippi asked.
"I found a fascinating passage in the Light Prognosticus, so I rushed here to tell you!" Merlon answered.
"Is it how to separate The Darkness and The Void?" Wanda asked.
"Just listen." Merlon said. "To get to Count Bleck, it seems you must hit this totally unsuspicious block!"
There was a blue block in the air with an '!' on it.
"So why don't you give it a jolly old whack?" Merlon asked.
"Ok, if you say so." Luigi said.
Luigi hit the block, and the group fell into a hole.
"Tee hee, what a bunch SUCKERS!" Merlon was revealed to be Mimi in disguise, but the heroes had already fell so they couldn't see that.
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After finding their way out of the hold, the heroes continued to traverse Castle Bleck.
Several rooms later, they found Merlee waiting for them, which was also very odd…
"How magnificent, you have arrived! I saw in the stars you would survive." Merlee said. "Heroes, do not flee! For I am the lovely and mysterious Merlee! My beauty and the stars led you here. Rest now, for you have nothing to fear!"
"Umm… Are you really Merlee?" Tippi asked.
"Whatever is it that you imply? How could anyone wonder if it is I?" Merlee asked. "Look at this lovely aura glow, does it not tell you all you need to know? Ahhh… I will now asked you questions three; the answers will hold your future's key. And you must answer each query fairly and honestly! Here we go! Time to start the show!"
"Which one of these beasts is hardest for you to make deceased; a Gooma, Clubba, or Ultra Shroom?" Merlee asked.
"Ultra Shroom." Mario lied.
"Hee hee… So that one there gives you the biggest scare?" Merlee asked. "Next, which one of these fearsome three most rattles your knees; Fuzzies, Hammer Bros, or Thunder Rage?"
"Thunder Rage." Violet lied.
"You are most scared of those? Hee hee! That's very good to know." Merlee said. "Now which of these do you despise like fleas; Amazyee Dayzee, Francis, or Cooking Mistake?"
"Uh… Cooking Mistake." Luigi lied.
"That is what makes you so very furious? Indeed, how very curious…" Merlee said. "Well, it's been marvelous fun, but I'm afraid our time together is quite done… But do not fear or fret! No! We shall meet again yet! Hee hee hee hee hee!"
Merlee walked away.
"Why would she ask questions like that?" Timmy asked.
"I don't know, but I think it was a good idea we lied." Peach said.
"Yeah, especially on the last one." Tippi said. "I really wouldn't want to have to deal with THAT chameleon again…"
After going through the rooms that contained the Ultra Shroom, Thunder Rage, and Cooking Mistake, going through another door, they saw Merlee, who looked visibly angry.
"EEEEEEK!" She shrieked. "What are you trying to pull?! IMPOSSIBLE!"
Merlee was actually Mimi in disguise, as she just revealed.
"I put everything you hate in there! How'd you get through all that icky stuff?!" Mimi questioned. "Unless…you bad people were LYING!"
"How dare you lecture us?!" Peach questioned.
"You were just pretending to be Merlon and Merlee." Violet finished. "Talk about a dirty trick! You should be ashamed of yourself!"
"Ashamed…of myself?" Mimi asked. "I like getting what I want, so I do whatever I need to do to get it. You two are the ones that always have to get rescued by boys. THAT'S embarrassing! Golly, you sure are a lot of talk when you have your little boyfriends to protect you two!"
Peach and Violet looked very shocked at this.
"Y-You…" Peach said. "Very well. If you insist, Violet and I will give you what you what you so richly deserve."
"P-Princess Peach! Violet! Are you really going to…" Mario started to ask.
"Stay out of this! She has thrown mud at our dignities!" Violet interrupted. "You all leave us be! UNDERSTOOD?!"
Timmy, Mario, Luigi, Wanda, Cosmo, Tippi, and Poof quickly nodded and backed away.
"Awww… The pretty widdle girls want to face me all alone?" Mimi taunted. "Boy, it sure would be sad if your boyfriends had to cry over spilled peaches."
Mimi turned into her spider form, starting the fight between her and the two women. Peach and Violet eventually won, and Mimi turned back into her regular form.
"I don't…get it… I got beat by two…girls?" Mimi questioned. "WAHHHH! You…"
"Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did we spank Mimi a little too hard?" Peach teased.
"You did it, you two!" Luigi said.
Everything shook heavily for a few seconds.
"The destruction is spreading…" Tippi said. "If we dawdle any longer, we're doomed!"
"You're right… Let's go." Violet said.
A low shaking started as the group started to exit the room, but Peach and Violet had stayed behind when they saw Mimi still sitting there.
"Mimi… You can't stay here." Peach said.
"You need to find somewhere safe." Violet added.
"Yeah, right… Like you two care!" Mimi said.
Just then, everything started shaking even harder.
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In the next room, the rest of the group felt the shaking also. And then it stopped.
"What was that loud noise?" Tippi asked.
"Princess…?" Mario asked.
"Violet…?" Luigi asked. He went over to the door and tried to open it, but it wouldn't budge.
"It… It won't open!" Luigi fearfully said.
"Great." Timmy groaned.
"Oh no!" Tippi said.
/
Back in the other room, part of the floor was gone. Peach was hanging on the edge, and Violet was hanging onto her, and Mimi was hanging onto Violet.
"Hmmmmppppph!" Peach groaned.
"You silly girls, what are you DOING?!" Mimi questioned.
"What… What AM I doing?! I just leapt into action without even thinking…" Peach responded.
"I don't want your stupid help! Just… Just leave me alone." Mimi said.
"No, we can't do that." Violet responded. "You have been very, very bad, but we can't leave you here to die."
"I don't know how you were raised, but I was taught to help people in need!" Peach continued.
Just then, everything started shaking again. Peach lost her grip on the edge, and the three fell down to who knows where.
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"The whole castle shook! And now that door won't open?" Tippi asked.
"Apparently so." Mario answered.
"First Bowser, and now the princess and Violet…" Luigi said. "W-W-What do we do, Bro?!"
"We have to keep going…" Tippi said.
"But what about Peach and Violet?" Timmy asked.
"I know it's horrible, but this is, well…the end of the world. Of all worlds, really." Tippi answered. "We must press on. Princess Peach and Violet would want it this way if they were here.
"I guess that is a thing they would say." Mario said. "I'm worried about them, but they'd probably be mad at us for wasting time…"
"You're right, bro." Luigi agreed. "Let's go!"
What was left of the group began to traverse some more of Castle Bleck.
/
"The power of The Void has been growing faster, thanks to it forcefully being combined with The Darkness." Tippi said. "I can feel it. The Chaos Heart is close, now. The end is almost here… We must hurry!"
"Yes, we should." Mario agreed.
/
A while later, when they had entered a room deeper into the castle, they heard a voice that was all too familiar.
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha. So… You've made it here at last."
The group walked closer to the owner of the voice, who was Dimentio.
"Oh, but…what's this?" Dimentio asked. "You seem to be missing the violet-ice girl, the ravishing princess, and the arm flailer."
"Dimentio… We don't have time to trade barbs with you… Move out of the way!" Tippi said.
"Ahhh, I see. You're in a hurry. Allow me to get out of your way, then…" Dimentio responded. He snapped his fingers, and he disappeared. "…Just as soon as you defeat me! Aha ha ha ha ha. You've proven to be worthy foes in the past, so I'm not going to make it easy. You'll have to come get me first. It'll be like a game of tag…with magic!"
They then saw what looked to be ripple in the wall. Mario used Fleep to reveal what was there. There was a blue block with a '!' there. Mario hit it, and the group was transported somewhere else.
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Mario and Tippi recognized where they now were.
"Huh? Why are we back here?" Mario asked.
"Where are we?" Timmy asked.
"This is Lineland Road." Tippi answered. And then she saw something. "Look! There!"
The group saw Dimentio flying away from them. They gave chase.
Then after Lineland was Merlee's Mansion. After that was the now-empty building that the KISS Concert was held at. Then, they went through the sea of the Bitlands. Next, they went through space. Next, they went through the Craglands. Then, they were at the Blue Moon on the Vegan System.
After that, they were at the World Of Nothing. Finally, they went through The Underwhere.
At last, they were back at Count Bleck's Castle.
"Enjoying my game of tag?" Dimentio asked.
"Hey! Stop messing around and fight us for real!" Luigi said.
"Messing around? Oh, no. Magic is no laughing matter. I am always deadly serious." Dimentio responded. "I have been watching you. You are the only ones who can stand up to Count Bleck. So…I have a favor to ask. Will you help me…destroy the count?"
"What are you talking about? You want to betray him?" Mario questioned.
"Betray him? Ah ha ha ha. Oh, no. It is Count Bleck who has betrayed ME!" Dimentio answered. "He said he would destroy all worlds and create a new, prefect world in their place. But he was lying! He plans to obliterate every world, and then keep them in ruin."
"I have always known about his nefarious goal." Dimentio continued. "But I could never hope to stop him on my own. I feigned loyalty to him as I searched for someone who could defeat him with me! Well, you see… That is why… I had rescued the princess from certain brainwashing. It's also why I sent you to The Underwhere to fix the broken Pure Heart. And why I freed a man to be reunited with his brother…"
"I also had to temporarily get rid of some of your helpers so Count Bleck would think you were weaker. Now do you see?" Dimentio continued.
"You've…been helping us all this time?" Tippi nervously asked.
"Ahhh… you've got me pegged. Now, how about you return the favor?" Dimentio asked. "I'll give you the power you need to crush Count Bleck… Just fight by my side!"
"No, I really don't think so." Mario said.
"Still you refuse? But this offer, it drips with generosity!" Dimentio responded. "With the Chaos Heart in our hands, we can rule every world! Do you still refuse?"
"Forget it, Dimentio!" Luigi said.
"So you spit upon my offer? You have wasted my time. For that, your game ends." Dimentio said. "I think I'll start with the green one. The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy."
"SHAG?!" Luigi questioned. "This mustache is all LUIGI! Leave this one to me, Bro! You and Timmy run ahead! You've got worlds to save. You don't have time to fight this baddie! But don't Bowser's, Violet's, and Peach's sacrifices be for nothing! Or…mine, either. Besides, he made fun of my 'stache! You know I'm sensitive about that. Lemme at him!"
Although reluctant, Mario, Timmy, Tippi, and Timmy's fairies went to the next room.
"Ah ha ha ha. How tender." Dimentio said. "I just squeezed out a tear. Yes… Mario and Timmy can run along. And if they somehow manage to defeat Count Bleck on their own…all the better! And so I strike, like an unseen dodgeball in an echoing gymnasium!"
Luigi and Dimentio began to fight. After a little while, Luigi managed to win.
"NOOOOO!" Dimentio screamed. "I… I cry uncle! Mercy! UNCLE, I SAY!"
"Had enough, Dimentio?!" Luigi questioned. "I didn't need my superstar bro to take you on!"
"I-I see that now… You power is formidable…" Dimentio said. "Which is exactly why I can't let you fall into Count Bleck's velvet-lined gloves…"
Dimentio got closer to Luigi and surrounded a box around both of them.
"W-What're you doing…?!" Luigi questioned.
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha. I have you now! Luigi! We will both taste the agony of game-overing…by magic!" Dimentio answered.
"N-N-N-No! Uwah! Wawah!" Luigi started freaking out.
Then Dimentio set off a bunch of explosions in the box.
/
In the next room, everyone else had heard all of the explosions go off.
"Luigi!" Tippi yelled.
After the shaking stopped, Mario went over to the door and tried to open it.
"Oh no… It won't open…" Mario slowly said.
"No… It can't be…" Tippi said.
"But what about Luigi…?" Timmy asked.
"We have to get going, we don't have much time." Mario answered.
"You're right, Mario… It hurts, but you're right. We must grieve for him later." Tippi said. "We have to stop the count."
The remaining members of the group continued through the large castle.
