Chapter 29: Assaults on the Heroes
Location: Faron Forest
In a clearing in Faron Forest there is a very large statue of an angel facing the temple Peter and Maskus will find. At a small statue of a Loftwing; Link, Zelda, and Groose landed using sailcloths to float down. "Well our adventure begins, but this time with ME!" cheered Groose while flexing.
"Huh, just don't bonk you head again." said Zelda. So they walked over to the angel statue. They looked around and notice something odd. "Where are the guards? They were supposed to be guarding you know what that the Demon King wanted!" said Zelda.
They didn't find anyone near the statue nor in the temple. Link looked around and found something on the ground, a broken shield. He took it to Zelda and she can only think of the worst. "You don't think they could all have been attacked?"
Groose came back to the two as Zelda started explaining what could have happen. She looked up at the statue's hands holding out to make a platform, and saw three golden triangles on the wall set up in a single triangle formation, with an empty triangle space in the middle. "What ever happened, at least the Triforce is safe."
The three looked up as the powerful Triforce shines peacefully, a treasure left behind by the Goddesses who have created this world that can grant any wish. "Say, if this trouble maker caused the disappearance of the guards, how come he didn't take the Triforce?" asked Groose.
Nobody could think of a reason why, but they must find the guards. "I think that Link and I should try looking for the guards while you guard the Triforce." Zelda said to Groose.
He gotten mad at first, but calmed down quickly. "Well for youuuuuu, yes." He then thought to himself. "I know that Zelda and Link been through a lot, but still…..."
So Link and Zelda left Groose to find the missing guards in Faron Forest. But what they don't know is that they might find someone else lost.
In the forest, Sonic the Hedgehog was laying on the ground from their fight with the Death Masks outside the worlds. He gained conscious and found himself near a forest. "Geeze, that was a bummer." He looked around and found that he was all alone. "Just not my day today is it? Well I better find everyone."
Sonic ran around while looking for his friends. He then came to a lake with some ruins and found Peter lying on the ground. "Well that was easy." But Sonic then saw Maskus walking toward him. "Maskus." Sonic charged up a spin dash, but he he felt a large, powerful hand grabbing him. "Hey, who are you!?" The attacker threw Sonic far away and he landed in a rapid river. "Ahh, help, I can't swim!" The river was too strong for Sonic and it took him away.
"Well that was fun." said the attacker who walked away to watch Peter and Maskus.
As Sonic struggled to get on land, two Kikwis saw him being drifted away. "Kwiii, that poor animal thing." They knew they weren't strong enough to do something, so they tried looking for help.
Meanwhile, Link and Zelda have already looked through most of Faron Woods and couldn't find any sign of the guards. "What is this person capable of?" Zelda asked herself.
Link was also worried for the guards, but most of the time he was thinking about the prophecy and his dream. Was there a connection with the disappearance and the crystal? Link could only guess right now during their search.
"Hey Link, don't start daydreaming now. We need to be on the lookout." Zelda reminded him. Link snapped out of his thoughts and looked around, that's when he noticed two Kikwis worrying about something. He pointed them out and the two walked over to them to see what the problem is.
"Oh it's you two again." said Erla. "Yay, you can do something about that drowning big guy." said Machi.
The two both thought that it could be one of the guards. Acting quickly, they went wiht the Kikwis to where the person might have end up.
Back with Sonic, he was still trying to get out of the river, but kept failing. He looked ahead and saw that he was heading straight toward a water fall. Sonic tried even harder for his life, but he couldn't escape. "I-I can't die like this!" Sonic was about to give up hope, but then some metal claw shot out and grabbed Sonic. It retreated back to dry land and Sonic began hugging the dirt. "Oh sweet dry land!"
After catching his breath, someone spoke to him. "Well you're no guard, but I'm glad we've found you right before you fell into Lake Floria." said a cheerful girl.
Sonic looked up and saw the two people whom saved him. One of them had a strange claw like machine that saved him dressed in green and the other was a blonde cheerful girl. "Link…Zelda?"
Zelda and Link were surprised that Sonic knew their names already. "Do we know you?" asked Zelda.
Sonic quickly remembered about the different timelines of Hyrule and pretended he doesn't know them. "I… just came here and heard about you guys."
Zelda and Link looked at each other. "I guess what we did have already spread quickly." Zelda cheerfully said.
Sonic stood up and introduced himself. "I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog."
The two Kikwis ]got scared of Sonic and asked, "Do hedgehogs eat Kikwis?" Sonic told them no and he prefer chilidogs. The Kikwis do not know what a chili dog is but mistook it for something close enough for their size. So they fled off in fear.
"Hey guys where you going?" asked Sonic as he ran to the Kikwis, only to have them disguise themselves. "Guess there's not many friendly types around here." Both Zelda and Link were amazed by Sonic's speed. Then they remember about the prophecy they've found. Link went to Sonic and asked him if he knows anything about a crystal that can send people into other worlds. Sonic stared at Link for a few seconds before saying, "So you know already." The Blue Blur said happily.
When the Kikwis ran off to avoid Sonic; Sonic, Link and Zelda were filling each other with everything about the prophecy, Green Eyes, Cross-Over Crystals, and the Death Mask. "So now we have you two and another one in this world. So the prophecy begins." said Zelda.
"Yep, good thing your Goddess Hylia met those two other goddesses or whatever. So did you guys see anything like the Death Masks around here?" asked Sonic.
They both answered no, but they did tell him about this trouble maker that is attacking people. They even told about Gorko going missing. "Did you say Gorko!?" Sonic explained how Peter Griffin found Gorko in the Green Eyes world and how they came to their world. As they talk, something started moving in the river.
"So Gorko was safe ….. and now missing again." sighed Zelda. "This is just getting too big of a problem. I suggest we go back to the Goddess Statue and ….."
Just then, three Sub Mates jumped out of the river. "We got two of the chosen ones!" said a Sub Mate. "And a pretty girl!" said another. "Yeah, and a blonde human too!" said the third one.
Link stood in front of Zelda and drew his sword, but Sonic just dropped laughing. "Those are the most ridiculous Death Masks I have ever seen!"
One of the Sub Mates fired a torpedo at Sonic with a direct hit. "Ow, hey what the big idea!?" Sonic tried doing a Homing Attack, but they keep floating over the river.
Two Hunters and a Fat Hunter came through the trees and the Death Masks surrounded them. "Heh, I got the elf girl." One Hunter was about to stab Zelda with its spear. But then Link knocked the Hunter over with a shield bash and sliced him.
"Good one Link." complemented Sonic as he was going to get hit by the Big Hunter. Link quickly use his Claw Shot and took the Big Hunter's shield. Sonic used this advantage to spin dash right through it. The two Hunters gained up on Zelda as she cries for help. "Hey Link, I'll save Zelda while you take one the three Sub Mates, they're still hilarious." Sonic jumped on the Hunters while Link faces the Sub Mates.
"Wonder what Green Skirt gonna do, fly?" gloated the Sub Mates. Link took out his Beetle, a flying beetle-like machine, and had it hold a bomb to fly it to the Sub Mates, when the Beetle got close; they fired torpedoes at it, which caused a huge explosion that destroyed two of them. The last one got angry and charged right at Link. Link was about to a shield bash to defend himself, but the Sub Mate tricked him and instead fired more torpedoes with direct hits.
The Sub Mate was going to strike again, but Sonic used a Homing attack when he reached land and finished him off. "And here we thought you were a smart one."
After the battle, Zelda ran to Link's side. "Link, are you o.k.?" Link weakly smiled at her while she attends his wounds.
"Well the Link and Zelda here seems closer to each other than the ones I know." Sonic thought to himself. After Link was healed, Zelda was still trying to find more injuries.
"Hey love birds, we have somewhere to be!" called out Sonic.
Both Link and Zelda stopped and faced Sonic. "We're not a couple!" Zelda quickly answered while blushing. Link was also blushing while scratching the back of his head with both their hearts pounding.
"Well whatever you say, but seriously, we need to leave before something else happens like …."
Then something large wrapped around the three. "This." What caught them seems to be a long tail covered in feathers. Coming out of the forest, they saw the whole creature that caught them and it hissed at them like a serpent. "Hey, I heard about you from Peter!"
Back with Peter, he was scared and amazed by the thing that came out of the sword. It is a blue lady with light blue skin and hair. Half of her upper clothes, which appears to be her arms, have the same light blue color on her left side and purple on her right. She also wears a lighter purple dress with a diamond on her chest, and her legs have green straps.
"I am Fi, the Spirit of the Master Sword." she speaks like feminine robot.
Peter looked her over and asked, "A spirit of the sword. Are you a genie?"
Fi looked Peter with confusion. "There is an 85% chance you are not wise. I cannot explain why I am awake. I need to find Master and Zelda." Fi started floating away, but Peter picked up the sword and followed her. "Hey I get three wishes. One: Beer. Two: A monkey. Three: My own infomercial."
(Cutaway Gag)
Peter is in an infomercial. "Hello I'm Mr. Griffin. We like to offer a great value for this." He picked something up and shows it to the camera. "It is a pencil. They are very rare today; they can go up to One thousand dollars. But if you call in the next 30 seconds, you can get this for only five thousand dollars."
Peter then picked up another object. "And this is my stool…. It's used for sitting on, and for mulch, and it's comfortable, and warm."
(End Cutaway Gag)
When they exit through the main door, Fi kept telling Peter no. "Sorry, I do not have granting wishes as a purpose. I need to find out why I have awakened."
They reached outside to see the Goddess Statue. "Well if you don't grant wishes then …." He looked up at the statue and found the Triforce shining brightly from the sun's raises. "Screw the wishes; I'm going for the gold!"
Peter ran to the Triforce while Fi tries warning him. "Excuse me; that do not belong to you. You cannot handle the Triforce's wish granting powers."
"Wish granting, you say? Looks like the dream isn't dead yet." Peter looked around the statue, but couldn't find any way to reach up there. "How the Hell to people get up there?"
"Don't you have a Loftwing?" asked Fi.
"Hey I didn't come here to tell if I have a hotwing, I came looking for the next chosen one for the Cross-Over Crystal."
Fi suddenly blanked out as visions gone through her head. "Crystal, Four Chosen ones, Goddesses, Green Eyes, King of Terror."
"Must be out of batteries." Peter turned his attention toward the Triforce. "Now I need to figure out how to get this Triforce and get rich."
While Peter figure something out, Maskus came back and walked toward Peter. "Did you see any of our missing teams?"
"I don't care, I want that!" he pointed to the Triforce and Maskus can only sigh.
"Damn greed, humans always carries the sin. They cannot go freely for long." Maskus said to himself.
"You said something?" asked Peter.
"Oh, nothing you will consider yet."
"So where have you been?" asked Peter.
"Me ….. I was just exploring and … made a new friend who should be here momentarily." Maskus started laughing softly.
"Well you can go play with your friend while I figure out how to get up there." Maskus notices the sword Peter's holding and suggested he uses that to help him climb up the statue. "Great idea! Unlike the last one you had."
(Cutaway Gag)
Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Maskus are at the Drunken Claim getting wasted. "Hey guys …. Hey guys….. I have an idea. We should just all sing I Believe I Can Fly." Said Maskus.
(End Cutaway)
"That never happened!" shouted Maskus. "And what does 'getting wasted' mean? Does it involve sloth?"
"First off, my cutaway, my canon. Second; a sloth or any animal are usually involved, but don't bother trying to remember."
Peter began his mission up the statue using the Master Sword while Maskus watches to see if it will be amusing. "I wonder if he will fall and break something. Maybe he'll just whimper and begs me to heal him with my magic. Heh, The Death Mask and Green Eyes' magic healing something. Now that's a show."
While all that is going on; on the other side of the statue, Groose was sitting down thinking to himself. "Let's see, I was with Gorko and then something formed in front of us and ….. and he sort of looks like …."
"Wohhhhhhh" cried out Peter.
"Oh damn, you didn't fall!" called out Maskus.
Groose heard them shouting and looked around the Statue while trying not to be seen. He saw Peter climbing up the statue with the sword and Maskus enjoying himself. "They must want the Triforce. Not when Groose and the Groosenator is around!" He ran off somewhere to try to stop them.
Maskus only noticed him for a second. "What was that?" He looked around and saw Fi, "WHAT IS THAT?!"
After a while, Peter had finally reached the Triforce with Maskus disappointed that he didn't break anything. "Oh boy, this is it!"
He was about to touch the Triforce, but someone called out to him. "I can't let you do that!"
Peter and Maskus looked and saw Groose with a catapult. "And you are?" asked Peter.
Groose pointed to himself with pride. "I am Groose, and I'm gonna clobber you if you lay a finger that!"
Peter didn't take the threat serious and started mocking him. "Sorry pointed hair guy, I found this first."
Groose fired a rock at Peter but missed. "Heah heah heah heah heah heah, you missed!" Groose continued firing rocks at Peter with only a few hits. Then he hit the statue and causes a crack.
"I don't think you are permitted to destroy the statue." Maskus warned Groose.
Groose realized this and started thinking of another plan. "He's right. Can't ruin that statue, Zelda will hate me, but she'll hate it more if that random guy touches the Triforce."
While Groose planned his next move, Maskus started to think about Fi. "I think I know this thing, it's the spirit of the Master Sword, but wasn't Link only supposed to retrieve it. And why is she just floating here in a trance-like state? I might as well see if it'll all make sense soon."
So Maskus decided to what for the answer and Groose finally came up with an idea. "This may be risky, but ever since I landed here, that's what everything have ben!"
Peter started staring into the Triforce with greedy thoughts. "I'm gonna buy a beer fountain. No wait, twwwo beer fountains." He then heard the catapult going off. He turned to find that a rock wasn't launched, but Groose himself. "Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Ah, he want's my treasure!" Peter quickly reacted by touching the Triforce and made a huge mistake. "I wish that the three triangles go away so he couldn't get them!" The Triforce started glowing as Peter stared into it, then Groose slammed right into him and they fell off the statue.
They landed right onto the ground, but Peter had Groose to cushion his fall. "Thanks for making me not hurt." Groose got pissed off and pushed him off.
Maskus ran over to Peter, angered at what might happen. "Peter Griffin, what have you done!?"
The Triforce floated up into the air and separated from each other. Fi finally came back to her senses and explained what's happening. "I am 52% sure that he had made a wish upon the Triforce before the collision."
"So what're saying is that this is when Scouter #52 comes?" asked Peter. Peter waited for one minute for #52 to come, but he never did. "Well I don't think he's developed that much anyway."
"What do you mean by that, Griffin?" Maskus sternly asked.
Groose saw Fi and his jaw dropped. "Hey, you're Fi. I thought you were supposed to be asleep forever!"
Fi looked at the Triforce. "My calculation says there is a 99% possibility that my secret purpose have finally start. From what I can remember, Peter will make a wish that will separate the three pieces of the Triforce."
They all saw that it was taking a while to completely separate from each other. "Hey Fi, why it's taking too long?" asked Peter.
"I believe that the Green Cross-Over Crystal is responding to the Triforce. It is said that the Triforce will split to where ever unworldly things are happening."
"So how are we going to stop this?" asked Peter. Groose told Peter that he should use the Groosenator to reach the Triforce and un-wish the separation. Peter went with the idea and got on the catapult. "Hey Goose, how good are you with this?"
Groose got angry at Peter. "It's Groose, not Goose; and I even catapulted a friend onto a monster! I'm Groose after all!"
Groose took aim at the Triforce and shot Peter strait to it. "Heah heah heah heah heah." Peter was about to touch the Sacred Treasure, but out of nowhere, someone slammed Peter to the ground.
"What was that!?" asked Groose. Then his Groosenator was destroyed by a force shield with diamond shapes. "Wait, don't tell me!"
As Peter and Groose tried to figure out what's going on, Maskus began laughing. "Looks like my new friend have finally arrived after some business."
Then a voice was heard. "Oh you are correct Master Maskus, and now to take care of these pests!"
Someone appeared behind Groose, grabbed him, and threw him straight at Peter with great force. Peter quickly dodge him and saw the attacker. Groose got up while aching with pain and saw the new threat. "You, you're, you're, you're!"
The person laughed with a feminine male, yet psychotic voice. He slowly walked over to Peter and Groose. "You must be this Peter Griffin, Maskus told me all about. Allow me to introduce myself; I am the Demon Lord Ghirahim!"
Ghirahim is a skinny man with white hair and long ears. He has eye liner, earrings, and a strange white outfit with diamond shape holes as a design with matching gloves. He also wears a golden belt with a red diamond, and a matching red cape.
"You're the one that kidnapped Zelda!" shouted Groose.
"And you're the muscle one that has that strange hairdo." Ghirahim said back to Groose.
Peter looked over the demon lord. "You look like a gay clown, I think I had a cutaway like this. Oh no, my cutaways are coming alive!" Ghirahim looked at Peter with confusion. "I don't know why you think of me as a happy fool; but I am no fool, nor am I the least bit happy!"
Ghirahim started getting angry while twitching his hands and shaking the ground like an unpredictable killer. "Everything was going perfect for my plan, but HE had to ruin it all with that stupid sword. I am so furious that I could just kill anything!"
"Including me from before." reminded Maskus.
Ghirahim stopped and looked at Maskus. "Yes, that was a mistake, but now we're friends."
"How the Hell did you make friends this this possible sex offender?"
Maskus told Peter about what he was doing before meeting up with Peter again. "The worm hole in that temple, it was a time hole. It sent me back many years ago. That is where I found a sword, which then turned into the being you see here."
Ghirahim started filling the story in. "Yes, after a little fight, we told each other about who we are and what we want. We found out that we both want to awaken our King! I unfortunately failed, but with the help of the Death Masks, We can make everything good again, by bringing the Demon King back!"
"Well I'm lost." said Peter.
Fi started explaining to him about Ghirahim, like how he tried kidnapping Zelda and fighting her master, Link. "Link? Isn't he that next chosen one of the Cross-Over Crystal prophecy?" asked Peter.
"Link, where is he?" asked Ghirahim while getting a bit angry. "I would like to soak him with his own blood."
Peter was getting creeped out by Ghirahim. "O.k. I haven't seen him ….. but why do you want to do that you sick gay clown?"
Ghirahim took this as an insult and then his cape disappeared with a snap of his fingers. "I've told you I am no happy fool! Now you shall feel agony!" He slowly walked toward Peter leaving him scared.
"Please don't rape me."
Fi pointed to Peter at the Master Sword. "Peter, I know it does not belong to you, but please use the sword to fight back."
Peter took the Master Sword, while Fi goes back into it, and he prepared himself for Ghirahim. Ghirahim continued to walk slowly, leaving Peter impatient. "Hey speed up you slow ass."
On Peter's command, the demon lord sprinted to Peter and backhanded Peter. Fi showed up and said, "You have to be careful, Ghirahim will take his time with you."
"Ewwwwww!" Peter stood up and attempted to cut Ghirahim. But he stopped Peter by blocking the sword, with his hand. "Hey this sword is broken." Fi came back and told Peter to be patient and use his knowledge. "So what you're saying is use brute force by attacking the same way over and over." Ghirahim looked at Maskus while pointing at Peter. Maskus only shrugged.
So Peter kept swinging the sword in only one direction while Ghirahim kept blocking. "You pathetic idiot, how dare you consider yourself a chosen one!" Ghirahim decided to end the battle quickly by taking the sword right from Peter on the next attack.
"Hey, you can't do that!"
"Oh shut up! You are nothing more than an overweight mortal that complains too much." after Maskus thanked him. Ghirahim use a lot of force and threw the Master Sword far, far away, with Fi still inside."
Peter glared at Ghirahim. "Why you son of a bitch. I'm the good guy, I am supposed to win."
Just then, Ghirahim disappeared and grabbed onto Peter's shoulders from behind with his head close to Peter's. "It's amazing that you are still alive. Surely someone would have ended you just for the peaceful and well thought out silence." Ghirahim then flapped his long, tongue out like some animal.
"I need an adult!"
"I am an adult. And so are you." Ghirahim pushed Peter and looked up. He pointed to the Triforce and and shouted. "Look, the Triforce is ready to split up." The Trifore floated up higher into the air and the pieces flew far away, but one piece floated to a giant tree. Maskus walked over to Ghirahim and asked about the Triforce. "Oh it is the treasure of the gods that my master wanted so badly. It can grant anyone's desire."
Maskus began thinking of an idea. "What if we use this for our advantage? Surely it can help us awaken our Kings." Ghirahim agreed to the idea and they both turned to Peter. "Peter Griffin, we suggest that you be on your way and get the pieces, before we do." They both ran off to get the Triforce pieces.
Peter was disappointed by what just happened. "Ah man. I can't let the Darth Vader/Shredder knock-off and the gay clown getting the gold. It's mine, like my Cross-Over Crystal!" Peter heroically ran to the giant tree to get the Triforce piece, but he left the injured Groose all alone.
"Heyyyy, get back here." His calls couldn't reach Peter. Groose was now completely clueless about what to do next. "I can't just be useless again. What would Granny think? And now that Ghirahim is back, what if you hurt Zelda and Link? Wait, what if he's the trouble maker that was attacking everybody!?" As Groose whimpered, someone came to him. He quickly manned up and saw that Maskus returned.
"What's the matter, need some help?" asked Maskus.
Groose tried to get away, but tripped."I think I broke a bone." Groose saw Maskus coming closer. He didn't know what to do. Then the Death Mask Master put his hand on Groose's head and casted a spell.
"Did that help?" asked Maskus.
Groose slowly got up and found he was completely healed. "Wow, you fixed me, thanks!"
Maskus nod his head. "I just like good sportsmanship. Now I suggest you go help Peter out. He's probably running in circles as we speak."
Groose thought about it and said, "Well he is an idiot. But helping to get the Triforce will really impress Zelda, I'll do it!"
Groose happily ran to catch up to Peter. While Maskus waved goodbye, Ghirahim came back with a confused look. "Maskus, why did you use your own magic to heal that fool?"
Maskus turned to the demon lord and answered. "I used the same kind of magic that the Green Eyed People uses, they never uses it to heal anything."
Ghirahim asked why and Maskus answered, "You'll see … and they'll see!"
End of Chapter
