Ebony: welcome back to another chapter of my Ninjago dare show! featuring...
Slushy: Me!
Cast: when can we go home?!
Ebony: and me. *looks at the cast* by the way the answer is no. you are not going home.
Cast: *sigh*
Ebony: don't worry about them. they're always like that. always. it really annoys me. Anywho, on with the show! First up, Cole has to fight awesomedisneywolfchild's OC Coltin Brookestone, who's probably like your long lost twin brother or something.
Cole: I have a twin brother?!
Ebony: I said probably.
Cole: but still!
Ebony: /.- *ahem*
Slushy: *sighs and grabs a megaphone* PLEASE WELCOME COLTIN BROOKESTONE!
Everyone else: 0.0 (recently, their ears have been suffering a lot. if you haven't noticed.)
*Coltin comes in. he looks just like Cole except he wears an orange ninja gi*
Coltin: hey guys!
Cast: hi!
Coltin: so, where's my brother?
Cole: *stares at Coltin* you weren't kidding. *stands up and walks over to Coltin* let's get this overwith...
Slushy: family face off. So, Cole, master of earth vs. Coltin also master of earth... And... GO!
later...
Cole: *laying on the floor groaning*
Coltin: I win! anyways, see ya! *walks out*
Slushy: and the OC wins. because reasons. Next, zane has to make everyone in this fic a cake. except Kai.
Zane: *shrugs* could be worse. *walks off to go make cake*
Kai: why does life hate me?
Ebony: life doesn't hate you Kai, the fans do. some of them love you too...
Kai: who are you and what have you done with Ebony?
Ebony: but at the moment, it's just hate. Just the way I enjoy it.
Kai: and there's Ebony.
Ebony: shut up flameboy.
later...
everyone except Kai: yay! *eats cake*
Kai:*stomach growls* awww...
Ebony: eh. So~ next, Zane has to adopt The Night Ninja's OC Sapphire.
Zane: but I'm not qualified to-
Slushy: you kidnapped Lloyd right?
Ninjas: yeah...
Lloyd: so true...
Slushy: then you had to look after him.
Ninjas: *open mouths*
Ebony: shut up. *whistles* HEY! SAPPHIRE! GET IN HERE! AND MIND THE DOG! HE BITES!
Sapphire: *runs in. she has black hair, grey eyes & wears a black dress, trimmed with indigo* why is there a massive wolf thing out there?!
Ebony: I... err... didn't want to take it back to the maze. plus it's Cole's fault for possessing it in the first place.
Sapphire: right~
Ebony: So *contract appears in her hand* sign here and here.
Zane: okay... *signs it*
Ebony: *contract disappears in a puff of smoke* All yours.
Sapphire: YAY!
Ebony: now get out. before this ruins consistency.
Sapphire: fine~ *runs out*
Slushy: things only get weirder... *reads card* today isn't your day Ebony.
Ebony: dear god...
Slushy: you have to kiss each of the ninjas-
Ebony & ninjas: 0.0 -beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-
Slushy: let me finish! and then admit who the cutest ninja but not Lloyd is.
Ebony: *suddenly smashing head against wall* WHY~?!
Slushy: JUST DO IT!
Ebony: *inhales deeply* I. hate you all. *kisses the ninjas before gagging* why~?
Ninjas: SHE KISSED ME! *gag*
Slushy: *sighs* GROW UP! IT ONLY GETS WORSE FOR YOU!
everyone else: 0.0
Slushy: now say it.
Ebony: so~ like appearances or just in general?
Slushy: I don't know... in appearances.
Ebony: why does life hate me? In appearances... well... probably *loud noises go off meaning you can't hear her. but it's Kai. she said kai. and is kind of pointing a revolver at my head. i'll see you guys on the other side*
Everyone: okay...
Ebony: welp, next... *snow covers the studio floor* SNOWBALL FIGHT!
a large amount of ice related injuries later...
Everyone: so cold...
Kai: *has a large area of melted snow around him* meh.
Slushy: that's like water you know.
Kai: *screams*
Slushy: life is good. Anyways... Me & Ebony get a ton of stuff and Lloyd's candy stash *random food items appear*
Lloyd: MY CANDY!
Ebony: not anymore. life is good. *eats chocolate brownie* anyway... Lloyd fight Rain's oc Liza. So~ please welcome Liza!
*Liza comes in. she has hair like Cole's only with orange streaks, blue eyes, pale skin, pale lips and a silver crescent necklace. she wears a dark teal ninja gi, black leather gloves, dark teal ninja hood, dark teal Jean shorts & Orange and blue Jordans*
Liza: hi!
Ebony: So~ Lloyd?
Lloyd: I'm sick of this.
Ebony: T.T *uses powers to lift Lloyd out of his chair and in front of Liza* now fight!
Lloyd: sigh.
Liza: Let's do this!
Slushy: Lloyd master of energy or something vs Liza master of telepathy & black water... GO!
later...
Lloyd: *lying on the floor groaning* this is getting old...
Liza: well, that was pretty cool. gotta go! *runs out*
Ebony: hey Kai, how's the dedenne?
Kai: *watches Biju sitting on his shoulder* it's okay.
Ebony: great~ Sakura wants it back. in fact she should be here in 3...2...1 and~
*Sakura comes in. She has short black hair, pale skin, grey eyes and wears a blue crop top, pink skirt and a blue hat*
Sakura: I'm here for Biju.
Biju: Dede! *runs over to Sakura*
Sakura: you didn't hurt her right?
Ebony: wouldn't dream of it.
Sakura: okay. by the way I dare Ebony to eat a durian! *walks out*
Ebony: sigh. *eats one* there. happy? what's next?
Slushy: well. there's whenever Jay talks to Ebony it has to be in slow motion. he has to do it a lot.
Jay: *In slow motion* awww...
Ebony: this will annoy me a lot. Are you happy?!
Cast: yes!
Ebony: Kai has to go swimming. see how you like them apples
Kai: *gulps* can we talk about this?
Ebony: *makes swimming pool appear and pushes Kai in while she pulls out a notebook and pen, not bothered by Kai half drowning* what do you want to talk about? There's your fear of water, how you hate me, how you'll probably drown... fangirls, that's always a good one.
Kai: help...
Ebony: *scribbles something down* mm hmm... interesting... and how do you feel about all this?
Kai: WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE A THERAPIST?!
Ebony: How do you know I was pretending to be a therapist? is it because you have one?
Slushy: that's kind of annoying. stop.
Ebony: fine~ *snaps fingers and the pool disappears and Kai's in his seat*
Kai: *coughs out water* why~?!
Jay: because reasons.
Slushy: Welp, Cole has to drink one of those healthy smoothies. *smoothie appears in Cole's hands*
Cole: what's the catch?
Ebony: drink it already!
Cole: fine~ *drinks it then gags* urgh... what is in this stuff?!
Ebony: *shrugs* ever heard of reading the label?
Jay: *in slow motion* BURN!
Ebony: quiet you! what's next? *reads card* And~ the cast have to watch season 1 of Chima... so cruel...
Cast: *Scream*
Ebony: SHUT UP AND GO! *shoves the cast into the TV room* and now... we sit back & watch them scream.
Cast: LET US OUT! *banging on the door*
Slushy: this'll be good.
lots of screaming later...
Ebony: I think they're done. ARE YOU DONE?!
Cast: YES! NOW LET US OUT!
Ebony: *opens door and the cast fall out*
Cast: *breathing heavily* why~?!
Slushy: AND~ now Lloyd has to be a llama for the rest of the chapter and he has to be called Lloyd the llama. *snaps fingers and Lloyd's a llama*
Lloyd the llama: baaa!
Ebony: can he still speak English?
Lloyd the llama: baaa!
Slushy: I guess not.
Ebony: shame. the llama could've had something to say.
Lloyd the llama: BAAA! (I AM TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING!)
Ebony: I don't speak llama. *looks at dare cards* And now the cast has to fight Deadpool!
Cast: 0.0 -beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-
Ebony: so~ HEY! DEADPOOOL!
*a random Deadpool appears*
Deadpool: Somebody called?
Cast: we. are dead.
-has to cut out this scene because reasons-
Ebony: I wish you luck cast, you're gonna need it. *throws a cheesy puff on the floor* I think we should hide.
Slushy: yeah... *Ebony & Slushy hide*
Deadpool: ooh! A cheesy puff! MINE!
Jay: MINE! *tries to grab cheesy puff*
Deadpool: HEY! *pulls out swords* THAT'S MINE!
And so the violent and gory (deadpool didn't get the memo) fight began... over a cheesy puff. by the way, Deadpool says hi.
Later...
Deadpool: *eats cheesy puff* Like I said mine! *laughs* you lego men are adorable.
Ebony: *looks up from behind chair* I think it's safe. Is it safe?
Cast: no. duh.
Deadpool: yeah, it's safe. unless you have another cheesy puff.
Slushy: nope.
Deadpool: *puts away swords* well then, I'm going back to my universe to go annoy wolverine. PEACE OUT! *smoke bomb and disappears*
Ebony & Slushy: *stand up*
Ebony: *coughs as she brushes dirt off her jeans* I think that's fine. So~ Thank you all for reading don't forget to-
Deadpool: leave a review, favourite, follow, the whole shabang! *looks at computer screen* do I get paid now?
Author: DAMN IT DEADPOOL!
