The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble

Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.

Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.

Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me with eliminations and everything else.

Rated T for wrestling violence and language.

This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.

Chapter 29: High Flying Insanity

The fans started to count down to the next entrant.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Entrant #136: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (Phineas & Ferb)

Out of the stage was this teenage girl with long brown hair and decked out in this all black outfit, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz got a great ovation from the crowd.

"What's with all these teenagers entering the rumble," Michael Cole said.

"Entrant one hundred and thirty-six is Vanessa Doofenshmirtz from the Disney series, Phineas and Ferb," JBL said.

Vanessa then sprints down the ramp and hops onto the apron, then she jumps onto the top rope, she then jumps off and gets Flash Sentry with a cross body dive.

"Cross body from Vanessa on Flash," Jerry Lawler said.

Vanessa gets up and takes down Mario with a clothesline.

"Clothesline from Vanessa," Michael Cole said.

Then, Vanessa takes down Bud Bundy with a dropkick.

"Dropkick on Bud from Vanessa," JBL said.

In ring two, Liv Rooney and Austin Moon get Darkwing Duck in a gorilla press position and then they drop him onto the mat.

"Gorilla press from Liv and Austin," Jerry Lawler said.

Then they turn around and Hulk Hogan takes them down with a double clothesline.

"Double clothesline from Hogan," Michael Cole said.

Then, Kyo Kusanagi comes up and gives him a side suplex.

"Side suplex from Kyo on Hogan," JBL said.

In ring one, Ethan Carter III starts punching Daring Charming in the face.

"Look at those fists to the face of Daring," Jerry Lawler said.

After ten punches, EC3 gets him with a scoop slam.

"Scoop slam on Daring," Michael Cole said.

Then, Hunter Huntsman and Ashlynn Ella grab EC3 by the neck and get him with a double chokeslam.

"Double chokeslam by Hunter and Ashlynn," JBL said.

In ring two, Iori Yagami gets Knuckles in a reverse STO position, and brings him down with a reverse STO.

"Reverse STO from Iori," Jerry Lawler said.

As Iori got up, Triple H kicks him in the gut, hooks his arms, and after a few seconds, brings him down with a pedigree.

"Pedigree from Triple H on Iori," Michael Cole said.

As Triple H got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another entrant was about to appear.

"Who's the next entrant in the rumble," JBL said.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Entrant #137: Texano

Out of the stage was another Lucha Underground star, this time it was Texano. With his short black hair and black (with hints of blue) wrestling trunks, Texano got a mix reaction from the crowd (but it still a little bit more cheers than boos).

"Oh look, another Lucha Underground star," Jerry Lawler said.

"Entrant one hundred and thirty-seven is Texano representing AAA and Lucha Underground Wrestling," Michael Cole said.

Texano runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, then he gets Johnny Mundo with a clothesline.

"Clothesline on Johnny," JBL said.

Then, Texano takes down Luigi with a dropkick.

"Dropkick on Luigi," Jerry Lawler said.

Texano then gets Dean Winchester with a hurricanrana.

"Hurricanrana and down goes Dean," Michael Cole said.

In ring two, Kyo and Leshawna pick up Iori and they toss him over the top rope and his feet hit the floor, ending his run with a mix response from the crowd.

"With that, Kyo scores elimination number eleven in the rumble, in the form of Iori," JBL said.

107th eliminated: Iori Yagami, by Kyo Kusanagi and Leshawna, Duration-15:17

As Iori left the ringside area, Brian Anthony comes from behind Kyo and Leshawna and gives them a double Russian leg sweep.

"Double leg sweep from Brian," Jerry Lawler said.

In ring one, Vanessa lifts up EC3 and plants him with a powerbomb.

"Powerbomb on EC3 by Vanessa," Michael Cole said.

Then, Texano comes up and gets Vanessa with an enzugiri, taking her down.

"Enzugiri by Texano on Vanessa," JBL said.

In ring two, Knuckles hooks Liv's arm and gets her with a suplex.

"Suplex on Liv by Knuckles," Jerry Lawler said.

As Knuckles got up, Austin runs up, gets Knuckles in a fireman's carry position, and drops him with a knee to gut.

"Austin just drops Knuckles right onto his knee," Michael Cole said.

In ring one, Bud gets Hiroshi Tanahashi in an Argentine backbreaker position, and after walking around the ring, he drops him with a shell shock.

"Shell shock on Hiroshi from Bud," JBL said.

Meanwhile, Flash climbs to the top rope on the bottom right corner of ring one, and after a few seconds, he jumps off and tries to get him with a splash, but Hiroshi moves out of the way, causing Flash to crash and burn on the mat.

"Oh, crash and burn, Flash tries for a splash but Hiroshi dodges it," Jerry Lawler said.

As Hiroshi slowly got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another entrant was about to appear.

"Who's about to come out in the rumble next," Michael Cole said.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Entrant #138: Shelby Marcus (Best Friends Whenever)

Out of the stage was this teenage girl named Shelby Marcus. With her long blonde hair, green jacket, dark blue jeans, and brown boots, Shelby got a lukewarm response from the crowd.

"Entrant one hundred and thirty-eight is Shelby Marcus, another person from the Disney series, Best Friends Whenever," JBL said.

"Let's see how she does in the ring without using her time-traveling abilities," Jerry Lawler said.

Shelby then runs down the ramp and she enters the ring, she then takes down Vanessa with a DDT.

"DDT on Vanessa," Michael Cole said.

Shelby gets up and nails Darkwing with a jumping clothesline.

"Jumping clothesline on Darkwing," JBL said.

Shelby gets up again and takes down EC3 with a jumping forearm to the face.

"Forearm by Shelby on EC3," Jerry Lawler said.

In ring two, Hiroshi grabs Kyo from behind and gets him with a release German suplex.

"German suplex by Hiroshi on Kyo," Michael Cole said.

As Hiroshi gets up, Trent gets him in a Samoan drop position, he then lifts him up and gets him with the G.T.S (Go To Sleep).

"G.T.S by Trent on Hiroshi," JBL said.

In ring one, Shelby scoops up Ashlynn and gives her a scoop slam near the top right corner.

"Scoop slam by Shelby on Ashlynn," Jerry Lawler said.

Shelby then climbs up to the top rope on the top right corner of ring one, then she jumps off and gets her with a swanton bomb.

"Swanton bomb on Ashlynn from Shelby," Michael Cole said.

As Shelby gets up, Mario and Luigi get her with a double clothesline.

"Double clothesline from the Super Mario Bros.," JBL said.

In ring two, Triple H lifts Brian up and gets him with a spinebuster.

"Spinebuster and Triple H plants Brian," Jerry Lawler said.

As Triple H gets up, Urkel kicks Triple H in the gut, hooks his arms, and gets him with a tiger driver.

"Tiger driver on Triple H by Urkel," Michael Cole said.

In ring one, Dean gets Flash in a fireman's carry position, he then spins him around five times, knocking down Johnny, EC3, Hunter, and Dolph Ziggler, using Flash's legs.

"And Dean uses Flash like a weapon and knocks down four people," JBL said.

Afterwards, Dean plants Flash with Wasteland.

"Wasteland from Dean on Flash," Jerry Lawler said.

With Flash down and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another entrant was about to appear.

"Who's our next entrant," Michael Cole said.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Then, a blast of purple pyro comes from the stage and out came the next entrant which was…

Entrant #139: Neville

Neville walks onto the stage getting a loud pop from the crowd for his high flying moves.

"Oh yeah, here comes another high flying sensation," JBL said.

"Neville is entrant one hundred and thirty-nine in this rumble," Jerry Lawler said.

Neville then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, then he takes down Homer Simpson with a jumping calf kick.

"Down goes Homer thanks to Neville," Michael Cole said.

Neville then gets up and nails Texano with a dropkick.

"Dropkick on Texano," JBL said.

Neville then gets Shelby with an enzugiri to her skull, taking her down.

"Enzugiri by Neville on Shelby," Jerry Lawler said.

In ring two, Jake Roberts gets Luigi down with the DDT.

"DDT on Luigi," Michael Cole said.

Then, Leshawna picks up Luigi, tosses him over the top rope, and his feet hit the floor as the fans boo at that elimination.

"That DDT costs Luigi the rumble match," JBL said.

108th eliminated: Luigi, by Leshawna, Duration-7:20

As Luigi left the ringside area, Dolph runs up and gets Leshawna with a zig zag.

"Zig zag on Leshawna from Dolph," Jerry Lawler said.

In ring one, Dean lifts Mario for a powerbomb, but he counters it with a hurricanrana.

"Dean tries for a powerbomb, but Mario counters the move and takes down Dean," Michael Cole said.

Mario gets up and nails Hiroshi with a fameasser.

"Fameasser on Hiroshi by Mario," JBL said.

Mario gets up and gets Jay Briscoe with a bicycle kick to the face.

"Bicycle kick on Jay from Mario," Jerry Lawler said.

In ring two, Hogan whips Triple H off the ropes and when Triple H bounces off the ropes, Hogan gets him with a boot to the face.

"Boot to the face of Triple H," Michael Cole said.

Then, Hogan bounces off the ropes and drops the leg on him.

"Hogan drops the leg on Triple H," JBL said.

As Hogan gets up, Lashley scoops up Hogan and after a few seconds, he runs and gets Hogan with a running power slam.

"Running power slam by Lashley on Hogan," Jerry Lawler said.

As Lashley got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another entrant was going to come out.

"Who will be the next person to enter the rumble," Michael Cole said.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Entrant #140: Justin (Total Drama)

Out of the stage was Total Drama's male model, Justin, who came to a standing ovation from the crowd (but, most of the cheers came from the fan girls).

"Well, here's another Total Drama favorite," JBL said.

"Entrant one hundred and forty is Justin from Total Drama," Jerry Lawler said.

Justin then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then runs and hops on the middle ropes, he then gets Texano with a disaster kick to the face.

"Disaster kick from Justin on Texano," Michael Cole said.

Justin gets up and nails a dropkick on Jay.

"Dropkick on Jay," JBL said.

Then, Justin gets up and drops Flash with a DDT.

"DDT on Flash by Justin," Jerry Lawler said.

In ring two, Kyo lifts Triple H up in a powerbomb position, then he lifts him up in the air, and drops him with the last ride.

"Last ride on Triple H, and it is official, Kyo Kusanagi has been in the rumble longer than Al Bundy, Kyo is now in for over two hours now, that is amazing," Michael Cole said.

In ring one, Tyler James tosses Dean over the top ropes, but Dean hang onto the top rope for safety and stands on the ring apron.

"Dean nearly gets eliminated by Tyler," JBL said.

Then, EC3 runs up and nails Dean with a forearm to the face, the impact knocks him off the apron and onto the floor as the fans gave EC3 even more boos for that elimination.

"Now Dean is eliminated, will someone eliminate EC3 before I go in the ring and eliminate him myself," Jerry Lawler said.

109th eliminated: Dean Winchester, by Ethan Carter III, Duration-40:28

Dean soon gets up and grabs a steel chair from ringside and slides it into ring one.

"I think Dean is really mad that he got eliminated," Michael Cole said.

Then, Dean grabs a bottle of beer and takes a drink from the bottle and then he spits the beer into EC3's eyes as he was now blinded.

"Oh, Dean just blinds EC3 with a spit of beer into the eyes," JBL said.

Then, Justin comes from behind and gets EC3 with a reverse hurricanrana onto the steel chair, nearly breaking EC3's neck as the fans made a loud pop for that move.

"Reverse hurricanrana and EC3 goes down," Jerry Lawler said.

As Dean left the ringside area, Justin gets up and climbs to the top rope on the top right corner of ring one, and sees Brian, Leshawna, Kyo, Triple H, Austin, and Liv brawling in ring two. So he turns around and gets the six fighters with a moonsault from ring one into ring two as the fans pop for the move.

"Moonsault from Justin and down goes six people in ring two," Michael Cole said.

As Justin got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another entrant was about to appear.

"Who is entrant one hundred and forty-one," JBL said.

To be continued

Wow, Kyo Kusanagi is now in the rumble for over two hours, I bet Al is disappointed that his record is broken (I'm imagining him banging his head against the wall because his record is broken). Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.

Entries gone through this story: 140

Entries left: 160

People in the ring: 31

Eliminated competitors: Barry Eisenberg, Heath Burns, Rikishi, Christie Monterio, King Barrett, Rob Van Dam, PJ Black, Bobby Roode, Michael Bennett, Lelouch Lamperouge, Chris, Rhyno, Courtney, Mark Henry, Ash Williams, Zack Ryder, Dan Hibiki, Mojo Rawley, Farkle Minkus, Leela, Hernandez, Tyler Breeze, Honky Tonk Man, Jeremy Buck, El Torito, Angélico, Tommy Dreamer, Morrigan Aensland, Psymon Stark, Vincent Valentine, Tourette's Guy, Pentagon Jr., Jack Swagger, Eric Young, Naruto Uzumaki, Rangiku Matsumoto, Eric Forman, AJ Styles, R-Truth, Finn Balor, Joey Gladstone, Luke Harper, The Nostalgia Critic, Bram, Pac-Man, Bender, Jill Valentine, Son of Havoc, Sunset Shimmer, Pacifica Northwest, Eric Cartman, Chris Redfield, Viktor, Ally Dawson, Captain America, Ron Zombie, Sexy Star, Naldo Montoya, Mitsurugi, Simon Gotch, Aiden English, Mr. Anderson, Penny, Donkey Kong, New Jack, Alan Harper, Matt Morgan, The Green Arrow, Tajiri, The Big Show, Bubba Ray Dudley, "Razor" Jake Clawson, The Miz, Falco Lombardi, Jimmy Uso, Kevin Owens, King Cuerno, Eva, Jeff Jarrett, Wolverine, Jessie Godderz, Booker T, D'Angelo Dinero, Brian Kendrick, Shinsuke Nakamura, Bo Dallas, Kurt Angle, The Sandman, Heihachi Mishima, Mil Muertes, Matt Sydal, Patrick Star, Roman Reigns, Al Bundy, Frankie Kazarian, Marco Diaz, Star Butterfly, Dalton Castle, Cid Highwind, Ed, Edd, Duncan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Jesse Katsopolis, Matt Taven, Iori Yagami, Luigi, and Dean Winchester.

Still in the match: Kyo Kusanagi, Trent, Ethan Carter III, Tyler James, Bud Bundy, Mario, Johnny Mundo, Flash Sentry, Austin Moon, Liv Rooney, Hunter Huntsman, Dolph Ziggler, Steve Urkel, Ashlynn Ella, Leshawna, Brian Anthony, Darkwing Duck, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Knuckles The Echidna, Lashley, Daring Charming, Triple H, Jay Briscoe, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Homer Simpson, Hulk Hogan, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Texano, Shelby Marcus, Neville, and Justin.

Longest time in the ring: Kyo Kusanagi (Two hours and counting.)

Shortest time in the ring: Farkle Minkus (two seconds)

Most eliminations: Kyo Kusanagi (eleven eliminations)

Will Kyo make it to twelve eliminations?

Will EC3's karma bite him in the butt?

And will the rings collapse under this much humanity?

You have to tune in to find out.