CH.28

Nameless Chapter

Chapterly Quote--You're despicable.

Hi. In this chapter, you will see references to my favorite video games. Tell me your opinions of them if you can.

Greetings. If you read this sentence, you agree to give me your immortal soul. I will keep it in a small bottle with my other soul collection. SHWAP. And that was the sound of your soul being removed.

Sapphirechamp-- Hmmm. Maybe…That's not a bad idea.

ChaseNirvs-- 90? If I recall, the turtle was only at 50, so that would mean that May is weaker than 2 turtles…As for Matt…well…read and find out.

Cem-chan-- It is isn't it?

Now to bore you out of your mind…



"Hello. Welcome to extremely boring politics—Pokemon edition." Misty in a business suit said. "Today we will be discussing one of the most talked of topics in the Pokemon world: What is the meat that we eat?"

A Casey in a business suit and glasses came out. "Personally, I think that it's Miltank meat, but others say it's things like cow…what is a cow?" She asked as she pushed up her glasses.

"Moving on." Misty said as she looked at a piece of paper. "Let's see, next is: "How come these people never need to use the bathroom?"

Ash in a Tuxedo came out. "I'm not sure why, but on a side note, did you know that astronauts can go to the bathroom in their spacesuits?"

As fascinating as this is, let's get on with the REAL story…

The group, minus May and Matt, ran into the room that Cassidy and Bo-

Suddenly, Mountaindude feels like he is being watched by somebody whose name is always mispronounced! Mountaindude's bravery was lowered by 6 points!

-Butch ran into. (Shiver)

This time, the room had a lot of miscellaneous stuff on the walls and was full of little pink blobs that looked like-

"KIRBY?!" Everyone said shocked.

As they yelled that, all the Kirby turned around to face them. Then, all the Kirby inhaled anything they could off the wall and transformed into just about every power they could. (By the way, go to Kirbypedia for all things Kirby!)

"This could be bad." Misty said as she whacked away a Fire Kirby with her mallet.

"Well, we can't take on all of these!" Casey said as she hit a Ball Kirby away with her baseball bat.

Then, Melody noticed something. One of the Kirby had swallowed a pillow and transformed into Sleep Kirby, making it unable to attack.

"Guys!" Melody said pulling out her ocarina. "Go on ahead. Leave this to me!"

"What are you going to do?" Casey asked.

"This!" She said back as two Ninja Kirby jumped at her. She blew into the ocarina, causing two music notes to fly out. (Hey, if talking chocolate is in this story, music notes will be seen.) The notes hit the two Kirby, causing them to transform into Sleep Kirby.

"I'll catch up later, go on ahead!" She said as she played some more, causing more Kirby to fall asleep.

"OK, we'll leave this to you!" Ash said as they ran ahead.

"All right Kirby…Kirbies?...Kirbi? OK, whatever the plural for Kirby is! Get ready for nappy time!" Melody shouted as she ran into a big pile of Kirby…Kirben?...Kirbs? GAH!

LV. 3

The remaining people ran into the next room after leaving Melody to combat the multiple Kirby. When they got in the middle of the room, Ash stepped on a panel. (You know, one of those booby-trapped panels that triggers something) The panel started to glow, and suddenly the entire room became enveloped in what looked like a bunch of rainbow colored hexagons.

"Hey, is this a-?!" Casey said as she looked around.

"I think it is!" Ash said.

"It's a-" Everyone started to say.

"DIMENSIONAL AREA!!"

Meanwhile…

Matt was running down a narrow hallway, heading towards and open room. He was being chased by a giant boulder, while theme music played behind him. (Know what theme music? No? Well, you will soon…) He came to a gap in the floor. A big gap he couldn't jump over. Luckily, there was a stone figure head above the gap, so he took out a whip, latched onto the figure, and swung over the hole. This caused the boulder to fall down the hole, allowing him to roll into the room. (Now do you know? I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with Spindiana Cones.)

Matt slowly walked up to the pedestal that was in the middle of the room. On the pedestal was a brown box, tied together with string…

"They couldn't have stored my million dollar invention in something other than cardboard and yarn?!" Matt said angrily as he took the box off the pedestal.

Back with the others…

"This is bad!" Misty said as they were backed into a corner.

Viruses from all seasons walked towards them. There were Mettaurs, Search Eyes, and just about everything else. It looked like they were done for.

"Well guys," Ash said. "It was nice knowing you."

"I never admitted it, but I like the Magikarps better than the Electebuzz!" Casey said while hugging a Magikarp doll.

"Wait!" Duplica yelled suddenly. "I have an idea!" (How convenient… I need to learn to write action scenes better...)

She reached behind her back and pulled out a small electronic device.

"Is that a PET?" Misty asked.

"Yep!" Duplica said while turning it on. "OK, you ready Copyman?" She said to her Net Navi.

A small, pink Net Navi answered back. It had no visible features. No nose, eyes, ears, or mouth. Just the shape of a human. "Ready!" It said back.

"OK, Syncro Chip in! Download!" Duplica said as she inserted the battle chip. "CROSSFUSION!" A blue light enveloped her, and a dramatic cut scene played. When the light was gone, Duplica's clothes were replaced with flat pink clothes. (Think "Pink spandex")

"Copy Cannon!" She raised her hand into the air, causing it to change into a large pink cannon. "FIRE!" She yelled as a green shot of energy flew out, hitting several Mettaur viruses. (Just so you know, the Mettaur are those small viruses with pickaxes and helmets.) The Mettaur were deleted, and Duplica raised her other hand in the air.

"Copy!" She yelled as she slammed her hand into the ground. Just then, the Mettaur viruses she just deleted were summoned back, but this time they attacked the other viruses.

When Duplica looked back at the others, their mouths were dropped down to the floor.

"WHAT HAPPENED?!" They all yelled.

"Oh, that's Copyman's power." She said as she rubbed the back of her neck. "When I delete something, I can copy its data and bring it back to work for me." (That would be awesome in the game.)

"OK, then I guess this area's left to you!" Misty said as she picked up the still shocked Ash and Casey and ran out the next door.

"No problem!" Duplica said as she looked at the rest of the viruses.

"COPY CANNON!"

Ooooohhhh. Now there are only three people left in the group. What could happen now? Only time will tell, and I sound like a narrator don't I? Anyway, can you guys give me a rating on my writing now? I think I've improved since the first chapters, but give me a score between 1 and 10 OK? I'd appreciate it.