"Know Your Stars: The Total Drama Edition"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own the entire Total Drama series or All That. Or the Know Your Stars sketches.
Chapter 29: Trent
"Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars..." The announcer had echoed once again as a jet-black haired guitarist with a yellow-green shirt with a handprint labeled on it. And not to mention a very mysterious appearance took the hot seat this time.
"Wow... this is interesting." Trent said in response to this segment that they were doing to him, "I hope you do me some good. I'm expected of it."
"Trent... He's the lead guitarist for AC/DC."
"Um, I'm certain that's Angus Young." Trent exclaimed, trying to correct the announcer, "You see, I'm not the lead guitarist of that group. I can respect that they have great music and such loyal fans, but dude, why are you mistaking me for a small schoolboy with shorts that can stick to his balls? It's like you mistake Geoff for David Lee Roth, or Bret Michaels or something!"
"Can my son have your autograph?" The announcer said, just trying to fume Trent's anger all the way up.
"Why don't I autograph your ass instead? That way, I can use a knife instead of a pen?" Trent shot back to the announcer angrily, "You would like a bloody ass wouldn't you?"
"Nope. Trent... He used to love Courtney."
"I didn't love Courtney back then!" Trent exclaimed with his eyes bulging, "My first love was Gwen! She's artistic, funny, and down to earth. Three of those things you would never be. You're just plain sinister, evil, and just damn sick."
"Awwww, thank you!" The announcer said, just blushing at Trent.
"I didn't say it as a compliment, slapnuts." Trent lashed out at him again with anger in his face, "I said that to you because I hate you and your balls."
"That makes me love you more!" The announcer exclaimed happily.
"Okay, are you an announcer or some sort of perverted gay stalker?" Trent spoke to him again with his eyebrow raised.
"Trent... He eats wet diapers for dinner!"
"I DO NOT EAT DIAPERS, OKAY?" Trent shouted in such panic, "Besides, eating stuff like that is just gross, okay? Thinking stuff like that makes my stomach weak. I don't wanna relive that again! I'm telling you, people aren't gonna buy this stuff, okay? Because I know all this stuff is fake and false! I'm telling you, it's highway robbery! Hello?"
"Now you know... Trent!"
"NO, YOU DON'T!" Trent shouted right at the announcer again.
"Yes, they do!" The announcer smirked happily as the camera began to back away from him slowly.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going? Come back here!" Trent exclaimed trying to stop the camera from backing away from him, "I'm not finished with you, pal! I will find out where you live! And I'm not from AC/DC, okay. I'd look lame with what Angus Young is wearing! I'm no schoolboy! It's weird! And wet diapers is just so gross! I'm not eating anything that comes from a baby's urinary tract! Hello? You there? This ain't over yet between you and me! I swear of this!"
Trent definitely won't be the same after this one... LOL
Next up will be our resident goth girl, Gwen! Until then, read and review! WINNING!
