I am sooooo sorry about how long this took me. I'm buried in homework! I might be a little slower with updates. But i'll keep 'em coming!

I dont own Twilight.

Jake's POV

I was so focused on Nessie's perfect ass, I didn't even hear the foot steps.

"Renes-" Charlie began, but when he was us, with my hands on his 10 year old granddaughter's ass, he stopped and turned a concerning shade of purple. "Jacob Black!" he thundered.

Nessie leapt off me, "Grandpa-"

"Sue?! Where's my gun?!" Charlie ignored Nessie's protests and yanked me off the bed. Shit. I'm fucked.

Charlie dragged me down stairs with Nessie following, protesting the whole way. Sue ran around the corner from the kitchen, "Charlie, what-" a very unhappy look crossed Sue's face when she saw me. "Oh, Jacob."

"You want to know how I found these two?" Charlie demanded furiously.

"Grandpa!" Nessie yelled. "Please, just calm down!" She looked at Sue for a moment before Sue nodded. Then Nessie turned her gaze on me. Do you think its time to tell him? Sue said yes. I nodded. Nessie turned to Charlie, "Do you want answers?" she asked him.

His brow furrowed, "I don't need to know answers, its still illegal."

Nessie shook her head, "No, I'm full grown. But, please, grandpa, just come into the living room and we can all talk about it."

Charlie reluctantly let me go and lead the way into the living room. He and Sue sat on the couch together, Nessie sat on the chair, and I pulled a chair in from the kitchen. "So what's this about?" Charlie asked.

"You were right when you said theres something weird about Bella and her family." I said.

"I think it would be best it we started from the beginning." Nessie cut in.

I nodded, "Ok. When Bella moved to Forks, she met Edward, right?" He nodded. "Well, Edward, as well as the rest of the Cullens are, well, vegitarian vampires." I said bluntly.

Charlie's face remained indifferent. "Um, what?"

"The Cullens, their vampires." I clarified.

Charlie's gaze flicked over to Nessie. She smiled, "I'm not. Whne mom and dad got married, they thought it was impossible for a vampire to have children, but, mom got pregnant on her honeymoon. And I developed very quickly, I was delivered with in a month of conception. I aged very rapidly until I was 7, and then I stopped, and, like all other vampires, I'm immortal."

Charlie nodded once. He was taking this rather well. "So is Bella a…"

Nessie winced, but answered the question, "Yes. Mom had a…rough delivery with me. And the only way to keep her here was to change her into a vampire, which is done by one vampire biting a human. So, yes, all the Cullens, and mom, are vampires."

Charlie took a long breath. "In no way does this explain to me why he had his hands in your pants."

Nessie's face reddened and she looked down. "I'm not exactly human either." I replied.

"Oh, are you a wizard?" he muttered.

I laughed, "Nope, werewolf."

Charlie sighed, "Of course you are."

"Werewolves are the natural enemies of vampires, we are the only creatures that can kill them. Now, about 80 years ago, the Cullens came to Forks and made a treaty with Ephraim Black, the Cullens claim they don't-"

"Claim?" Nessie snapped.

"The Cullens don't feed on humans, only animals, so we made a treaty with them. When they left, everyone thought the wolf gene died out, but, when the Cullens returned, Sam Uley phased for the first time." Charlie nodded again. "When the Cullens left that one time, when Bella and I became friends, there were a few other, human feeding vampires, that were after Bella because the Cullens killed her mate when he tried to attack Bella."

"Who tried to attack Bella?" he demanded.

"Relax, he's dead. Another vampire. But anyway, there were still vamps running around even when the Cullens were gone, so guys on the rez kept phasing. Paul, Jared, Embry…me. And I don't think its any secret that I loved Bella. So I was really freakin' pissed when Edward came back and she chose him over me. But anyway, when she came back preggers, I stayed around and protected her. Sam, who was alpha at the time, wanted to kill the baby because we didn't know what it was. But that would entail killing Bella, and I couldn't do that."

"I'm failing to see how this allows you to place your hands where I found them."

"Ok, ok!" I said in a rush. "One thing that comes along with being a werewolf is imprinting. Imprinting is when a wolf finds their soul-mate. I imprinted on Nessie, she's my soul mate."

"So your soul-mate is half your enemy?" he asked.

I smiled. "Um, yeah."

Charlie mauled that over for a few seconds. "Wait? Sue? How do you know all this?"

"Seth and Leah are in Jake's pack. Along with Sam, Paul, Jared, Embry, Quil, Jack, Ian, Chris, Collin, Brady, David, Ryan, and Harrison."

Charlie paled, "So I have a daughter that's a vampire, a granddaughter that's a half vampire, and two almost step-children that are werewolves?" Sue nodded. "Jacob. That sill gives you no right to be physical with a 10 year old."

"Grandpa!" Nessie yelled, "I'm not 10! I'm fully capable of making good decisions. I may be 10 in human years, but in half vampire years, I'm full grown, and an adult."

Charlie pursed his lips. "Bella and Edward will not be pleased about this."

"I know. Jake, I'm tried, lets go upstairs." She grabbed my hand and pulled me towards the stairs.

"No no no, Nessie!" Charlie yelled. "He may not sleep over!"

"Dad stayed over every night when mom was-" she cut off as soon as she realized she was ratting her parents out.

"He- They- What?!" Charlie exploded.

"Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!" Nessie yelled as she pulled me up the stairs and into her bedroom.

Charlie ran after us, "Oh, no! Now you have to tell me!"

Nessie bit her lip, "Um, well, you know how mom was accident prone?" Charlie nodded. "Well dad would get scared that something would happen and he would lose the only one he ever loved, so he stayed in mom's room every night with her. But don't worry or anything, they waited until they were married."

Charlie shook his head disbelievingly. "I don't care if he is a vampire, I'm kicking his ass when I see him again."

"You're going to break your hand." I laughed, "I'll do it."

Nessie slapped me on the chest. "That's my dad you're talking about!" she snapped. "And if anyone is getting an ass kicking it's probably going to be you." She said to me. "I mean once he hears everything."

Charlie smiled, "Oh, oh! Don't tell them I know about their little sleepovers, I want to make them stew for awhile."

Nessie laughed, "Only my mom and I can keep secrets from my dad. He's a mind reader. Mom is a shield, and I hold up a brick wall in his face all the time."

"Um, what?"

"Some vampires have gifts." I explained.

"Dad can read minds, mom can block other gifts, Alice can see visions of the future, and Jasper can manipulate emotions. I flipped my parents gifts, mom blocks almost everyone, where as no one can block me and my dad can take thoughts out of your mind, where is I…" Nessie smiled and looked at Charlie.

Charlie's eyes widened. "Um, I'm just going to go digest all of this." He turned around and started to go down stairs, then he stopped and looked back at us, "He cant stay here tonight." Then he went down.

I smirked at her. "What?" she said.

"He never said you couldn't stay at my place."

She smiled with me. "I do believe you are correct."

Nessie and I had no trouble at all sneaking out and we were in my bed with in 20 minutes.