I look at the card I drew that will decide if I win or lose because I only have 4900 life points while Edon has 6200 A grin forms on my face!
I reveal in my hand Elemental Hero Bubbleman! I say, By doing this, and it being the only card in my hand, I can special summon him!! In a ball of water, Bubbleman appears on my side of the field!
And now his second part of his ability, I say, Since he was special summoned and there are no cards in my hand, I can draw 2 more cards! I draw the two cards and see the perfect strategy I set one card and activate, Card of Sanctity, I say, Now, we both draw until we each have 6 in our hands! Edon draws 2 cards and I draw 6 cards!
I smile and say, Now, I activate my spell, Quick Trap! Edon asks, What? I explain, I can activate one trap this turn from my hand! I say, I activate Descending Lost Star! With this, I can revive one Synchro monster, but it loses its effect, one star and its attack becomes zero! I revive my Stardust Dragon! Stardust dragon returns to my field and I say, He won t be here long, I activate De-Synchro! I now can return my monster to my Extra Deck and can now summon the two monsters I used to synchro summon him! Stardust Dragon disappears and in its place, Sparkman and Wild Heart reappear!
I say, And now, I activate the ability of Terra Firma! I can tribute my Elemental Heroes to increase Terra Firma s attack! What? Edon says in shock Sparkman, Wild Heart and Bubbleman disappear and Terra Firma s attack increases by 4300! Giving him 6800!
Uhoh, Edon mutters.
I say, Now, I activate O-Oversoul to revive Ocean! I say, Now, I activate my field spell s ability and revive Stratos! Stratos returns and I say, Stratos, use your ability and destroy Marshmallon and Grave Ojha because of there being 2 Elemental Heroes on the filed! Marshmallon and Grave Ojha disappear and then I say, Now I activate a new field spell card that will seal your fate! Mausoleum of the Emperor!!! In a change, the field becomes a bizarre temple and Edon asks, What is its ability? I explain, Now, I can summon a monster and pay 1000 life points per tribute required! I pay 3000 life points!!!!!!!! Edon asks, What Elemental Hero needs 3 tributes? I smirk and say, No, not an Elemental Hero, an Egyptian God card! Edon s jaw drops and Susan asks, What is he doing? Dr. Cockroach says to Susan, He s winning! I use 3000 life points to pay for the 3 tributes required for the summoning of the one and only recently legalized Egyptian God Card! I say and then shout, I summon, Obelisk the Tormentor!!!!!!! [Author s comment: I m not joking it s really allowed, look it up google; Obelisk the Tormentor Effect monster and you ll find it! I got it from the newest Shoen Jump]
My life points go down to 1900 and then Suddenly, the ground starts to shake and in a flash of dark light, Obelisk the Tormentor appears!
It s taller than Susan, filling up most of the room and his head is just not hitting the ceiling of the large room!
It is in all its glory and has 4000 attack and 4000 defense points!!!!!!!! Plus is immune to spells, traps and effect monster effects!
I say, And now that that s done and you re looking down the barrel of a gun held by an Egyptian God Card, I believe Stratos and Ocean s work is done, so I ll tribute them to increase Terra firma s attack even more!! With those words, Bubbleman and Stratos disappear and Terra Firma s attack becomes 3200 stronger, giving him a total of 10,000 attack points!
10,000 attack points? Edon says shocked I say, And now, Terra Firma, Attack Gia Plate the Earth Giant! Terra Firma approaches Gia Pate and his attack halves to 5000 because of Gia s ability and his fist impacts with Gia and there is a huge explosion!
The dust settles and I see that Terra Firma is still on the field and Gia is gone!
Edon loses 2200 life points and has 4000 left!
And Now! I say with vigor, Obelisk the Tormentor, defeat Edon once and for all! Strike him down with your Fists of Fate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obelisk looms over Edon and throws its enormous fists at him!
The impact throws dust into the air and when it settles Edon has 0 life points!
Wooohoo! Link shouts, He did it! The duel mode terminates Susan and everyone else runs up to me while Shelia goes to Edon to check on him.
Susan hugs me tightly and once I heal the sprain, Dr. Cockroach says, That was truly amazing! I nod and I turn to Edon, who is being helped up by Shelia.
I say, There it s a tie, so as we agreed Edon, you must leave and not try to destroy or takeover the Earth! Edon and Shelia look at us and they start laughing!
We re severely confused!
I ask, What s so funny? Edon stops laughing momentarily and says, We were never here to invade, destroy or takeover Earth! Bob says, What? Shelia says, It s true! Susan asks, Then why are you here and why did u send that strange robot and tried to get at a large population of people? Edon explains, We re here on intergalactic business! Shelia adds, We were taking a count of Earth s polulation! Haley asks, Like a census? Exactly, Edon says, We re part of the Interplanetary Census for Universal Peace. Or I.C.U.P. for short. Link falls over laughing at the acronym.
Dr. Cockroach asks, So the red light was a data collector? Shelia nods and says, We need to take tally of the planet s populous I say, When was the last time you did this? Edon says, The last time the Interplanetary census was taken, this planet was very primitive we were stuck here because of how much you humans worshipped us like gods! I think we were in Guatemala or somewhere nearby there -
After talking to them a little more, we found out that the aliens around space have been receiving our tv signals, but specifically only the ones for Yugioh tv series! They built similar tech, assuming it was the reality of earth and it turns out Yugioh is played around the galaxy and not just on earth!
We made an apology for over reacting and they accepted it and they said they would simply scan the earth from outer space instead of section by section and then they d be on their way We all exit the UFO and wave as it leaves to go into space to scan earth!
We go back to Wendy and Carl s house and Insecto and see that they all are ok!
We are about to go home when the sounds of Monger s plane-jet is heard overhead!
Link says, Not again Monger walks out and Monger says, Monsters! We ve got a monster in New York City that needs capturing! Haley asks, What kind? Monger asks, Are you familiar with Lycanthropy? Bob asks, La-who-monkey? Dr. Cockroach facepalms and tells Bob, No Bob, he means Werewolves! Oh boy, I say
--End Chapter 29--
