Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin.


Merlin was grumpily cleaning one of Arthur's many boots, when Arthur himself burst into the room. His face was bright red, and he looked like he just ran a marathon.

"Close the windows! Make sure nothing can get in!"

Merlin instantly entered secret-warlock-bodyguard mode.

"What's wrong Arthur? Is it another Sorcerer?"

"no, much worse." He said gravely. "A giant swarm of mosquitoes."

Merlin stared at Arthur for a few moments, before bursting out into laughter.

"A few bugs? That's what you're afraid of?"

"Look out the window."

Merlin walked to the window and looked out.

It was a mosquito apocalypse.


I had the same reaction that Arthur did the other day, but instead of a swarm, it was only one.

I don't like being bitten :(

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