Guess what, guys? That's right! A new chapter just for all of you!

[audience applauded with joy]

Just kidding! April fools! This isn't a new chapter.

[Audience immediately became depressed and angry, until someone in the crowd screamed: It's not even April, ya numbskull!"]

Sorry, sorry. I couldn't resist. Now, onward to more serious matter: The reason why I haven't updated in so long a time. I'm so sorry for the late update, fellas, but it couldn't be helped. My laptop is busted . . . again.

"Why don't ya just fix the damn thing, ya nincompoop?" I hear you saying as you read this announcement.

Well, we are on the process of trying to remedy that, so hold your horses.

[A horse neigh in the background]

Right now, I just got a lot of stuff to deal with. So many unfinished businesses here on my end which I will get it over with then make more stories. Right now, my luck is just going against me. I suffered so much through Christmas that I, wait for it, started considering suicide.

[People in audience laughed in ridicule at stupid author]

Yeah, I know. Me, the most cheerful, humorous, and sometimes inconsiderate when I want to be, wanted to commit suicide during Chrismas. "Hah! Go bloody do it then, pussy!" I hear my own imaginary voice scream at the back of my head.

Well, can ya blame me? Well, yes, you can actually. I was just thinking too much dark thoughts in my mind that I actually was on the verge of losing my mind. It had nothing to do with writing stories or school, but because of my family. I just couldn't take their shit anymore, but when I cleared my mind I managed to pull myself out of that dark thought process.

So no worries there!

["Gay!" The one of the audience cried.]

Anywho. Enough boo-hoo's on my end. Let's forget about that and move on. It's fucking New Year! Whoo! Who's excited here?

[Cricket noise]

. . . Yeah, me too.

So, um, moving on.

The next chapter of one of the stories I was working is in process, but I can't do anything when it comes to my trusted laptop being busted. I actually had a schedule for all the stories I was working on. And I mean, a lot of stories! If ya want a list, here they are:

I am a Rathalos-Fanfiction

Godzilla island-Fanfiction

Our Life in Thedas (Dragon Age)-Fanfiction

M.A.G.E. (Original)-Wattpad

And my favorite: Just Evil (Original)-Deviantart

So, yeah. What do you think of all of these, huh? Go look them up if you want.

Anyway, thanks for being understanding, and I hope you all can be patient, like I am trying to be right now but failing, so I can dish out the next chapter.

This is Killed-streak loggin out for a while.

Peace.