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Meapless in Seattle Bloopers

Take One

"Morning Agent P. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is on the move. We've tracked him to northwestern Washington. We need you to get up there and see what he's up to. Oww! Oh! My back! Carl, crack!" Francis hollered, holding his back and wincing.

Carl hurried over and gave Francis' back a good, hard crack. The boy grinned sheepishly as Francis slunk to the floor, moaning in pain. "Whoops."

"Crack, Carl." The director shook his head. "Not break."

Take Two

"Oww! Oh! My back! Carl, crack!"

Carl raced over, but Francis chickened out at the last second and ran off. "Stay away!"

...

Phineas watched in surprise as a ship crash landed in his backyard. The robot Meap climbed out and hurried over to him. "It's Meap!"

"Meap!" the robot cried anxiously.

"What's wrong?" Phineas asked.

Meap pointed upwards and Phineas glanced up in time to see a metal claw descend upon them. He jumped out of the way, rolled, and got to his feet. "Wow! Cool ship! Is it yours?"

Ferb suddenly burst into laughter and Phineas slapped his leg. "Dude! I was doing so well! What's wrong with you?"

"I don't know what came over me." Ferb grinned. "Sorry. It won't happen again."

"If I had a nickel for every time you've said that..." the director sighed.

...

Phineas, Ferb and Meap raced for the gate. Isabella appeared and smiled. "Hi Phineas-"

Phineas attempted to pick Isabella up and run with her, but he stumbled and they both fell to the ground. Isabella laughed. "Smooth move. Try not to kill me next time, okay?"

"I can't promise anything." Phineas grinned.

...

"The spaceship is right behind you. Le vaisseau spatial-"

Linda blinked and stared at her tape player. She smacked it a few times before shrugging. "I think the tape jammed."

"Not even the equipment cooperates anymore," the director grumbled.

...

"Hi Mom, check me out!" Candace cried gleefully into her cellphone camera. "I'm flying away-oops, sorry! My thumb covered the lens."

...

"And a very long time ago, back in the days of yore, a gentleman by the name of Zachariah Yore discovered a hidden underground vein of pure cutonium," Meap explained. "Yore used this highly concentrated cutonium to turn himself into a being so daggum cute that no one could refuse him anything he desired."

The robot then blinked, thought, and turned its head. "Line please."

"Even the robot messes up!" the director exclaimed.

...

"Great. Let's find us some cutonium. The sooner we get started, the sooner-" A clap of thunder echoed over them and Candace shrieked.

"I thought you checked the weather forecast!" the director cried to his assistant as lightning flashed.

"I did!" his assistant called back. "You said to see when it would rain next."

"Rain! Not a complete thunderstorm!"

"Well, you didn't specify!" his assistant snapped. "Rain is rain!"

"Nutcases," the director grumbled as everyone packed up. "I work with nutcases."

...

"Look Mom! We're digging up the entire northwest United States!" Candace cried in excitement. The phone slipped from her fingers and sunk into the mud. "Whoops."

Take One

Heinz raced into the men's room and climbed out the window. He tried to step on a trashcan for balance and ended up falling into the mud, the trashcan falling on top of him. "Stop snickering, Perry the Platypus!"

Take Five

"And look he's got, he's got two coffees, one of which for sure, is not for me... it's not mine because mine's right here. Look. See?" Heinz pointed out and took a swig from the container. "Ugh! Grape juice! I hate grape juice!"

"Well, we didn't know that!" the director said in exasperation.

"Now you do. For future reference, I don't like grape juice or lime soda. Remember that."

...

"So Boss," Phineas said as he joined the director by the computer consoles. "What does the 'cute-i-fied' Heinz look like?"

The director leaned back and Phineas peered at the screen. A second later he was on the ground, howling in laughter. "I'm gonna pee my pants!"

"I think he looks adorable." The director shrugged.

"He...looks...ridiculous," Phineas wheezed. "Oh, but I love it. It's a good thing you're editing him in, because if you had a robot of this guy, I would never be able to get through my lines."

"You're barely able to do that now," the director jabbed.

...

"You kids got the green suits on?" the director asked as he entered the set. The child actors were scattered around, some holding weapons and some sitting in plastic robot pods.

"How come we have to be the alien army?" Phineas asked, tugging at his suit. "This is itchy!"

"It cost a fortune just to make our Meap robot. We're going to digitally edit the army in. Just march around, get ready for war, and occasionally say 'meap'." The director sat down in his chair. "Get the soundtrack ready-and action!"

"We we we we, are going to war!"

The high, squeaky voice managed to get through one lyric before the kids collapsed into a fit of helpless laughter. The director shook his head. "You know, maybe it'd be cheaper if I we went with the actual robots...at least they would finish it in one take."

His assistant snorted. "On this set? You wish."

...

"I'm going up to prepare the machine, while you two finish up here. Personally I hate the smell of extraction." Mitch sneered and started up the ramp. He tripped over his cape and tumbled backwards. "Okay. That was embarrassing."

...

"No! He's done it! Whatever you do, don't look upon him in that state. You'll become transfixed by his cuteness and he'll gain complete control over you," Meap warned, covering his eyes.

Phineas stared, transfixed, at the transforming Mitch. Isabella peered at Phineas' eyes. "How do you get them to get so big and shine like that?"

"It's a gift," Phineas answered.

...

"I just realized something about myself; apparently I run faster than a panda bear, but not quite as fast as a platypus," Heinz panted. "Who-?"

He tripped over his own feet and crashed into Perry. "Okay, that wasn't fun. Stop laughing, Peter the Panda!"

...

"Balloony, whatever happened to us?" Heinz cried, shielding himself. He attempted to whimper but instead burst into giggles. "It's like I'm breaking up with a Balloon. You can't possibly understand how amusing I find this."

...

Isabella swung down to the platform. She let go of the rope and tried to land neatly, but ended up striking the metal platform and tumbling head-over-heels. "Phineas! You better not be taking a video of this! Put your phone away!"

Phineas and Ferb high-fived. "This is so going on the Internet."