AN: Sorry, last time I 4got that chick's name... It's "Bellatrix the Strange".
so she kicked over Run & he fell asleep. Me & Bellatrix circled eachother menacingfully wit swords ready to kill eachother, walking through harry boddy parts. "Fire you amazing bastard' she swore 'u shouldve killed whats-her-name & joined Voldermort. Perhaps we would have dated. BUT NO YOU HAD TO GET HER-MINE-EE PRAGENT!'
'I nodded in acceptance' I didnot mean to hurt you my love. Can I repair your damaged spirit?' my eyes went all sexy and everything.
'No' 'no' 'no it is too late for that.' she swiped at me & my arm statted bleeding. My phone got an IM saying "Plz murder H.G. A.S.A.P. Thnx! -Tom". I shoot "OMG how did Voldermort get my phone number!!"
all of a sudden Blind Mag fell out of the sky wielding 1 hatori hanso katanas. She poked Bellatrix in the chest. "Oh my god you have killed me." moaned Belletrix as she fell over dead. I was very startled. Blind Mag looked so damn SEX-E. She was wearing a katholic school girl uniform wit a blu/grn kilt that went upto her knees. And a darkest navey blu sweater wit da hogwars crest in it. Her red hair went in strinds down her shoulders all sexy. Her lipstick was covered in red. She had one of those T-shaped necklaces on her neck.. of her neck..? ... of her neck. She wiped the blood of the katarina on Bel1trix'ses deathsuit so her eyes flashed me red.
'OMG wat r u doing here!' so i run ofer & hug Mag fiendishly. I rub her neck with my rubbers. 'LOL; Albus, sent me to help u guys kill Lordramort ' her face smiled huzzahedly. "Does Hermione still have amnesia?" I axe all concortedly. Blind Mag nods (sad) & I bite my thumb in worry.
A flying pirateshop stops nearby. It's "The Saucy Mayor". A captain in a red shirt asks "Are u guyz lost?" "OMG IT's CAPTAIN CAPACITOR!" *awesome* " but Aren't you dead?"
AN: 2 soon?
"My dear, we are quite lost!" called Blind Mag. I explained that we were on the internet hunting for Lord Voldermot. captain points at Ron & said "Hop on the bus!!!"
