27 Dead Apostle Ancestors 3 by The Distorted Shadow
Severus Snape gritted his teeth as he walked towards the Great Hall.
He just knew he would have to put up with the spawn of Potter yet again.
Then he noted Minerva McGonagall standing at the entrance to the Great Hall with a face pale enough to put the ghosts to shame.
"What is wrong with you this morning?" he decided to ask, it wasn't every day that the woman would stall like that.
"D... Dead Apostle Ancestors," she managed to get out and he instantly found himself rushing to see what she was talking about before paling.
Most of the Twenty-seven were currently sitting at the Slytherin table... with Lily and Filius.
Both were sitting down, chatting away amicably with them.
And then he noticed him.
Potter was sitting with them alongside those two girls that came with him.
And then there was a perfect copy of that Alt girl sitting further down the table looking incredibly embarrassed at the affection her counterpart was showing him.
"..."
His mind stalled as it clicked together a few different pieces of information concerning the girl.
Her name was Alt...
She had displayed no fear or even respect towards Dumbledore or the Dark Lord...
She had a copy amongst the twenty-seven Dead Apostle Ancestors...
He felt his head grow light as he realized that one of Potter's 'girlfriends' was most likely Altrouge Brunestud and he had been pissing them off ever since they arrived.
"So... most of you possess a reality marble?" Filius asked calmly.
"Of course, we have lived far too long to maintain a human perspective of reality." the monster he knew as the being known as Nrvnqsr Chaos said calmly, "I myself attained my immortality by internalizing my 'Lair Of The Beast King'."
"May I ask what you mean by internalizing it?" Lily asked with obvious curiosity, "since we've never really learned about Magi, we don't know most of the terms."
"It is exactly as it sounds my dear girl." the Apostle known as Merem Solomon stated with a smile, "it simply means manifesting our reality marbles directly inside our bodies instead of rewriting the world around us."
"It is like my old friend Emiya Shirou," the Potter spawn started.
"He possesses a reality marble called 'Unlimited Blade Works', if he manifests it completely then he creates a world filled with a copy of every sword he has ever seen... but by internalizing it he can turn his entire body into a sentient collection of swords."
"Turn his body into swords?" the red haired woman he loved said before cringing, "that sounds incredibly painful."
"It won't be... well, unless he ends up skewering himself from within," one of the Apostles he couldn't identify stated bluntly.
"There are quite a few realities that have him doing that," Zelretch admitted, earning a few chuckles off the rest of the group.
That was something that made Snape shiver, that these beasts would laugh at the thought of someone impaling themselves from within only went to show why the Dark Lord refused to get involved with them.
Well, that and the fact that even the weakest amongst them was enough to slaughter his forces without breaking a sweat.
"Yo Harry," oh this would be perfect, he couldn't wait to see the look on the mutts face once he realized his godson was surrounded by a collection of the darkest and most powerful beings in existence.
"Crown, Blackmore, Svelten, Strout, Zelretch… sorry but I don't know who's who with the rest of you."
"Did a human just greet us without hesitation?" one of them asked.
"I believe he did," the other sounded rather confused as to why this human was greeting them so calmly.
"Don't be so surprised, I'm the guy who was supposed to be Harry's godfather before I was thrown into Azkaban without a trail. Besides, you don't spend most of your time around Harry, Zelretch, Altrouge, Arcueid, the Gorgon sisters, several servants and Primate Murder without growing used to that sort of company."
Snape found himself almost fainting at that.
Sirius Black, the goody two shoes that always stuck around the Potter like a limpet, was comfortable around the twenty-seven Dead Apostle Ancestors?
Wait… why did he include Potter in the list of people that you get used to?
"Speaking of which," the mangy mutt started, "where is Primy?"
"Outside playing with our version, thanks to Zelretch," the purple haired boy stated with a shrug.
"Ah, that makes sense, I thought it was weird to see Altrouge without her."
Severus found himself simply staring in disbelief as the member of the Black family simply started picking out food for his breakfast, "speaking of which, are you sure it's a good idea to have those two playing? You know what Hagrid is like don't you?"
"If he gets involved, then that's his own fault,"
He found himself growing even more light headed at the statement from the boy.
"And I wonder how long Snivellus and McGonagall are going to stand around there," he felt his head regain composure at that as a rage started to fuel him, he had always hated that name and having the mangy mutt say it again was enough to take him out of his light headed musings about the ancestors.
"Oh, Severus?" he pushed his rage down as Lily turned her attention to him, "this morning has been so interesting, we even found out that Harry and Alt are both Dead Apostle Ancestors and V/V is a TYPE."
Wait... What?
Potter was a Dead Apostle Ancestor.
Potter was a Dead Apostle Ancestor that was dating another Dead Apostle Ancestor.
Potter was a Dead Apostle Ancestor that was dating another Dead Apostle Ancestor and a TYPE.
He was doomed.
And with that he noted how McGonagall fainted from her position at the entrance hall before he decided to join her in blissful unconsciousness.
(P.S. there was a miss up but this is part 3 of the "27 DAA" omake series - roughstar333)
